invasion day edition
/brit/
>Toilberg calls me into his office
>so user, ive just got off the phone with IT and they've informed me that your 'work folder' is full of pictures of that guy from george of the jungle, care to explain yourself
>w-well you see mr. Toilb-b....
>youre on real thin ice wageson, this TOILCO® doesnt appreciate slacking and youre lucky to even have this job, any more issues with you and you will be let go, is that clear
>*holding back tears* y-y-yes
>yes what?
>*mouth dries up* y-y-yes sir
doing a poo with the big poo crew!
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ill have you know my great great grandfather's cousin was 1/32nd aboriginal so im not really a white oppressor
got a big ol poo in me undies haha
what was your favourite meme of last year?
thoroughly enjoyed the bogpill myself
muh heritage
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bum poo willy
anyone else piss exclusively in the sink
Big fan of toil posting
wedge of ballast, then back to bed
You're a pathetic runt, user. You're lucky you even have this job you little FUCK
*slams hands on desk*
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? YOU'RE IN THIN ICE BOYO, STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY HIGH
ching ching chong, chang chong nip nong.
Owari desu ka cyka sugoi pantsu desu nee naruhodo naruhodo
Fuck
One day it's gonna be clogged and you're not gonna know it and someone's gonna see your pee.
>browsing discogs for deals on vinyl
>find a good deal
>ships from: Russian Federation
>NOPE.jpg
it's fly right, you redditspacing pillock
>no milk at home
>cant have my morning milk + coffee
>dont wanna go to the store
not off to a good start
Is this your first time playing a female on WoW?
Also, I get that on Moonguard and I play a fucking MALE WORGEN.
Goddamn, thirsty people.
Hi toot poster
>STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY HIGH
I ate biscuits and I'm on my second coffee and I'm shitting liquid already
good thing I stopped smoking
How's the wife doing?
>male worgen
yiff
just had sex with my own dad who is bald
nihao
I genuinely have no passion in toil at all. So long as i have money to survive I don't really care because I'll never be anyone important so why delude myself? I'll take that 1300 a month, £600 to rent, £200 for food, £200 for travel. £300 saved for holiday
i want to have the wizard life
I piss in the draw,me.
aha yeah
but really I did some gay shit I regret
Bin that knife at the side of the road
you should know
Time's tide will smother you
have an inordinate amount of brendans in all the stages of his weekly evolution saved on my work pc desu
wizards have nice cars
having a roll
Let me be blunt
Is there a toil crisis facing /brit/ today
please don't abuse brendan :(
good on her
fucking love teddy bear rolls, me
wizards have broomsticks mate
Is toil really that excruciating for /brit/? I mean all Toilstein asks for is 6-7 hours a day and in return one enjoys a very comfortable middle class income, especially as a freshly graduated 20-something
Business idea: hate women
Inequality will always exist because some groups are more capable than others
What's going on in that picture
racist
reminder that it is possible to be both virgin and happy
>racist
I'M BETTER THAN YOU LOT
Salaries are falling year on year
Homes are unaffordable
Materially toil is pointless in the immediate term beyond being able to afford food
Though with promotions yiur argument may apply
invasion day protests
I want to smell her farts.
socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants
theyre lying t. virgin
Mr. Toilblatt will not be happy if I'm late for work.
Keys never go with loose change in pockets. Should be a crime punishable with up to 2 years in prison and £1,000 fine
current brendan: much toil to be endured still, but can sense the end approaching.
>I want to smell her farts.
Enjoyed your Milo shitstorm.
LOL you are that desesperate aussie
I wish I was a virgin :(
I've heard sex happen in other people's lives,
now its not happened in mine
Any tips on making the first move?
keys are for back pockets lad. change goes in front pockets. don't see how the two could ever find themselves in the same place.
yeah im not really desperate though
umm you have that in reverse sweaty
Mustard doesn't go in the fridge
what?
start off by touching his leg or holding hands, it gets much easier from there
waiting a response from 13 different girls on tinder
I have never put anything in a back pocket.
pick white
Dolores O'Riordan's passing just might be the only celebrity death in the last 10 years that had an effect on me.
Rasheed
you are not happy because you suck LOL
Sausage sandwich > bacon bap
Simple as
pretty much but i have learnt to become vaguely content with that
>1 hour and 20 minutes
jesus christ who the fuck cares
Don't think that's quite fair, you lads were initially sent there without a choice I thought
JAM HOT
yeah I'm sure they're really happy deep down
dumb biocunts
put 150mg MDMA in drink and wait for results
dude drugs lmao
in a stroke of genius a few years ago i attached my keys to my wallet so both of them go in my back pocket. find it very suspicious yours remain empty.
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FRIENDS>Steinfield
Why would you want to sit on your keys/change/wallet though? It doesn't make any sense.
Touch her leg/hand and sit as close as possible. If she refuses to actually look at you, physically direct her gaze with a hand on her cheek. Had a woman give off that I didn't kiss her once while she spent the entire conversation facing the exact opposite direction of my face. Fucking stupid whores the lot of em
Had it not been for maladroit leadership and general slavic subhumaness, the Soviet Union would have been an everlasting success
that sounds horrendous
cringing at the thought of you reaching back and pulling out a scratched up, jangling mess to fish out a quid for the trolley
my best m8 from high school has been getting girls since he was 15 despite being a manlet
meanwhile i'm here at 6'1" and a virgin
it's probably because he plays guitar
you asked what you mad cunt
how do you not know whats happened in your own cunt
ayy
It's probably because he tries
you're a pathetic little toiler aren't you?
*you start crying and shaking in fear*
I can do whatever I want with you, and theres nothing you can do about it.
*pushes you*
isnt that right toiler boy?
Mini russia