When Trump loses, the Sup Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Sup Forums tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.
They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.
"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.
Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president. The entire nation KNOWS that Hillary is a literal criminal, that she's practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Bill's rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Trump. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see Hillary as being superior to Trump. When the denizens of Sup Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
It begins. This is merely the foreplay, but already I find myself aroused.
Austin Jenkins
Fuck off, you sadistic piece of shit
I don't even care about the US elections but faggots like you are screwed in the head
Brandon Butler
>so triggered
Christopher Howard
you are a faggot.
Jackson Fisher
>I'm one of the good guys!
Zachary Barnes
Trump has already been chosen, new elite are bringing in the new era of leaders, Hillary is done for.
He has been chosen and it will be as thus.
Kek wills it
Christopher Davis
Look, I love the Jewish people. They're great people, I've employed thousands of Jews, I have a great relationship with the Jewish people. I'm going to do great with the Jewish, in fact a poll came out in Berlin recently, I polled 25% with the Jewish; someone said if you get 25% of the Jewish vote, the election is over... but if I'm elected president, we are going to Gas the Jewish. We have to Gas the Jewish, or we won't have an economy any more. We're going to Gas the Jewish, and it's going to be a great Holocaust... and the Jewish are going to pay for it.
Michael Russell
Will Trump win? Let KEK answer your question
Grayson Miller
This is the most autistic post I've seen on Sup Forums in weeks. That's saying something.
Get help faggot.
Hudson Watson
>mfw I am king of Sup Forums
Kevin Gutierrez
>when Trump loses, reddit will have an orgasm and laugh at Sup Forums >when Hillary loses, Sup Forums will have an orgasm and laugh at reddit really makes you think
Austin Thomas
Same desu It will turn into another /r/sanderforpresident
>MFW cuck thinks we're bernouts I won't give a fuck if Trump loses, if Hillary wins im moving to America and out of Lebanon, she's already getting us killed by arming the people that come over here to shoot us up, it'll only get much worse and then i'll leave and return to the states because she clearly has a fetish for killing arabs. Lebanese and Middle East instability will reach a tipping point under her administration and it'll be safe to say that i'm outta here.
Bentley Moore
when trump wins, we'll be too busy to even think of you
Angel Flores
Fuck off CTR
Jose Walker
What if he wins tho
Jaxson Martinez
>When Trump loses, the Sup Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
it will indeed be an experience to savour
Kayden Cooper
Nah m8 I won't be sad, it'll mean the real happening the big one will probably be in my lifetime. Gonna. Be awesome desu.
Ethan Lee
i think you're overestimating the level of upset on Sup Forums if he were to lose, newfag.
if it's plebbit the_donald, you have a case. Sup Forums will shitpost and move on, enjoying 8 years of dementia and spooky ghost memes and a future insurrection becomes more and more inevitable
Robert Barnes
Seconded. God damn I can't wait. It's gonna be glorious.
James Reed
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Landon Ward
Dude, I'm not even 100% decided on who I'm voting for. I'm an independent. I have no allegiance to the conservatives.
But if there's one thing I can't fucking stand it's when liberals take the moral high ground while acting like reprehensible scumbags. Which is something they do quite often. You've proven this fact beautifully.
Bentley Ortiz
>Implying I'm a liberal >Implying I'm not an equal opportunity sadistic troll
If Hillary loses, I'll do the same to her supporters on liberal web pages. But the reason I'm prioritizing Trump supporters is because they seem to be much more heavily emotionally invested in Trump than Hillary's supporters are in her. Just look at Sup Forums. You'll find people here calling Trump the God Emperor, and thinking he's the second coming of Hitler. They'll never admit it, but for all their enthusiasm, there's a sense of desparation underlying it all. They really seem to think that if Trump loses, it's somehow game over for them. Maybe they think white genocide or the decline of the West will become inevitable. I'm not sure, but I don't really care either. I just get the sense that if Trump loses, his supporters will experience more despair and anguish than Hillary's supporters if she loses.
Juan James
>tfw insufficiently autistic
John Johnson
But that's silly, they can't BOTH lose.
Or COULD they...?
Noah Rogers
CTR SHILL DETECTED
Eli Campbell
I'd be ok with that to be honest
I'm still voting for Trump though, Sup Forums has red-pilled me too hard
Elijah Gutierrez
That was beautiful, user.
Lincoln Hall
The best is yet to come. November will see an epidemic of suicides and butthurt when Hillary sends the Trump train straight off a fucking cliff and into the bowels of Hell.
Jason Campbell
>you will live to see Barry smugly pass the torch to another democrat, knowing the people wanted more of his administration I can keep going. Just to see that.
Asher Richardson
...
Landon Sanders
Eat shit, shill faggot.
Henry Williams
this'll make for some pretty good pasta
saged for freshness
Gabriel Jackson
Why does everyone talk about this faggot when Jill Stein is clearly the best candidate?
Camden King
HAHAHAHAHA DILBERT MAN CHANGED HIS MIND. NOW HE'S SAYING CLINTON WILL WIN.
Evan Thomas
If trump loses it'll be a long 4 years. I'll be fine since I know not a lot will change right away. Well just continue to slide into this stagnate miasma of globalization that is sapping the life out of society.
Lots of people will be angry, and continue to hate or distrust hillary and her entire apparatus. The trust in the media will he absolutely gone after this huge blitz they've done openly shilling against Trump and for Hillary. Nobody will have any faith in America's institutions. Everyone at the top has compromised themselves trying to stop trump.
Maybe we'll have a civil war, maybe people will just keep going on internally seething. You can't act like either solution is good for America. At least there's hope for change with Trump.
Ryan Moore
this they're such hypersensitive faggots, the butthurt is going to be exquisite
Jaxon Long
TRUTH BOMB HERE: Trump is not losing, he is closing the donation gap with Clinton through small donations alone. The CTR superpac just recieved another few million dollars of operating funds in the past quarter. They are out in full on the entire web, but the liked comments in Hillary posts NYT etc are anti Hillary.
The CTR pac has even taken to releasing made up news to discredit Trump. The thing about the nukes was unsourced, unfounded, and nonsensical yet most major news outlets pushed it through under Clinton directive.
Whats more is Hillary is having increasingly more panic attacks and blunders from stress. She knows she is losing.
Luke Ward
>if when.
Luis Ward
Already saved to my computer, I'll be posting it every day or so.
I also plan on flooding Sup Forums with normies and Hillary supporters in the next few weeks, then the shit show will really begin. Sup Forums's only seen the tip of the iceberg, the outbreak of pro-Hillary/anti-Trump threads isn't coming from invaders, it's coming from trolls who have been here the whole time. The reason they're all striking now is because Trump has shown himself to be weak and there's more ammo now than ever before to use against Trump.
But when the REAL Hillary supporters and shills get here....buckle the fuck up.
Brayden James
ah this pasta again last time it was canadian
Brody King
Yeah, and he fucking stole it from me. I posted it in a thread like 20 mins before that thieving leaf plagiarized it and made a thread of his own.
Eli Wright
The jokes on you nigger. If trump wins or loses either way Sup Forums wins.
With a hillary victory we get to watch the world burn and live out our mad max fantasies.
Christian Gonzalez
also the Trumptards have at this point shown themselves to be the easiest people to troll on the internet
Jackson Edwards
yfw the pasta is EXACTLY what's going to happen
Jordan Jenkins
Oh look it's this exact same thread again. Fuck off back to plebbit shill cunt
>sage
Jason Watson
>.05 shillbucks have been deposited in your account
Carson Watson
>not triggered
Gavin Green
This, we're looking FORWARD to the Great Happening. Hillary will bring us that much closer.
Alexander Gonzalez
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Adam Roberts
Someone from here will unironically assassinate Hillary if she gets elected, I'm calling it.
Nathan Reed
>second bombing run on the s*rbs >Bosnia back to its full glory >orthodox churches sold in fine stone, copper, brass and gold >Vojvodina is free >Sanjak free >piles and piles of dead s*rbs being incinerated for hygienic purposes >nobody giving a shit, again
Brandon Garcia
As opposed to ironically assassinating her? To make a point about political assassinations or gun violence or something?
Jonathan Rivera
>Doesn't care about white genocide or the decline of the west. Well aren't you just a waste of fucking space.
Jason Long
>Ruining Sup Forums for no good reason Fucking kill yourself holy shit.
Julian Ross
>mfw
Wyatt Carter
Nice fanfiction fag
William Lewis
>who lost to the first WOMAN president.
Why is her gender worth mentioning. Why do Democrats always say this? Does anybody actually care that she's a woman?
Oh fuck, I forgot how fucking dense Amerifats can be. We really ought to give each state it's on pol flag so you can spot the retarded "what if she gets PMS and launches a nuke hurr durr???" posters, whatever states they are from. These are the same posters that will spam "KILL ALL NIGGERS" and other contraprodutive shit all over the board. Southerners, maybe?
Jonathan White
I feel like ruining things for my own amusement is a pretty good reason. Sup Forums, the West, the white race, fuck em all, they're just things to break for fun.
Jose Hughes
Hahaha what a homo...
Wyatt Moore
>Why is her gender worth mentioning. Why do Democrats always say this? Does anybody actually care that she's a woman?
For the same reason Obama's race was a big deal during the 2008 campaign. There were enough people willing to vote for Obama just so the American presidency could break the color barrier. I would imagine the same holds true for Hillary and women. There are probably many people who want to vote for her just so we can make history again with a female president.
I think it'd be funny to see her win because it'd piss off her opponents like crazy.
Cameron Lee
How to spot the newfag: Thinking Sup Forums will do something other than shrug its shoulders and say it knew that the democratic process was rigged from the start.
Lincoln Powell
Besides, everyone's going to be looking for evidence to show that Trump was controlled opposition.
Jayden Thompson
> pretending to want tears > not knowing the absolute most tears would come from clinton winning the popular vote and trump winning the election
Samuel Long
ironic considering trump's biggest fanbase is on reddit
Kayden Flores
you are the typical Sup Forumsermin that has no opinion
you think having an opinion or caring about something makes you retarded, and you proceed to criticize anything endlessly
yet, you have never created anything, never exceeded at anything and never will the fuck everything attitude is just a mask for your insecurity over trying hard at life and fear of failing it because you don't have what it takes
so here you are, coming to a politics board trying to get a laugh at some burgers who support some candidate in your mind, they're pathetic, getting """"trolled"""" by you, mocking everything in your sight but your mockery is empty, for you are nobody and your opinions don't matter your meta understanding of the world is shallow, and it doesn't matter whose candidate wins, you will continue to mock and find things "shit" for the course of your life, until you suicide at age 35, when your friends grow out of pot and videogames and no girl wants to fuck that skinnyfat guy who thinks everything is a joke.
sad!
Ryder Gomez
>that preemptive damage control
James Cook
>"BUT WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED!?"
Also, you're not white, so shut up
Elijah Peterson
remember this button is your friend replying with derision is tempting, but these children don't, or refuse to, see logic it is better to not reply than sage but give a (You)
Sup Forums does not need to be a hugbox and never has been, but if you have the mental capacity please, please, do not reply to shill threads
Brody Davis
>drumpftards are logical
Leo Bell
Sage
Juan King
Thanks for spreading the pasta.
Jacob Ross
>stop triggering me
Dominic Edwards
When Trump loses you will live in Stalinist hellhole.