Wake up

>wake up
>see this
So, Star wars is now something for little girls huh

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It always was for little kids, what's your butthurt?

star wars was always for bullied little sissy shits too scared to go otuside and play football

with jews, you lose

>disney turns a franchise into a cashcow

are you actually surprised by this?

At least has a better script

so any1 seen it?
is it even close to canon?

he said little girls, not little kids

It's 100% canon.
but I'm never gonna watch it.

This is so true. Keep in mind that the scumbag that are pillaging Star Wars right now belong to Steven Spielberg circle, a jew known for his vanilla movies and for pushing forward the career of untalented jews.

Star Wars is an ok franchise at best. You guys have brainwashed yourselves into thinking its good because of how prevalent it has brcome in todays pop culture. Popilar does not equal good. Star Wars was never meant to be taken so seriously. You wanna take a movie about humans in space seriously? Go watch 2001 a space odyssey or solaris.

Those. OP literally is such a cuck he got cucked by his own escapist fantasy kids movies.

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with jews, fake news

There's a difference between targeting little kids, and targeting little girls. Hopefully you're smart enough to tell the difference.

uhhh Star Wars was always for us gals until you straight white males co-opted it, sweetie.

Hi Jenny
no one cares about your sarcastic plain jane face

>all those variations of the same exact pose
is this all executives can think of when they think "strong woman"

The fuck are you talking about? Jan orso and the girl from rebels in the same time as ridley's character? How the hell is that supposed to be canon?

it rhymes

Welcome to 2017. Having a crapton of lonely male shut-ins wasn't enough for Disney. They need a bunch of lonely FEMALE shut-ins too.
You're on Sup Forums user, everyone is a cuck here.

>play football

Real football or the faggy armored American version?

Real, Aussie rules football you stuck up pommy cunt

You'd think Star Wars animated offerings would improve after the Disney purchase, not degenerate into this.
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No they fucking don't. It's either Europe or South America.
Everyone else is just there for the diversity quota.

You have to understand user

Little girls arent becoming computer scientist and physicists and mathematicians because they dont have enough role models in the media. If you change the media though, then magically all of society will change with it

Are you kidding? Are you incapable of understanding words in their context?

I guess there is going to be a new style of art on rule34.

It looks so fucking shit. Even the voice acting is disgusting.

>forcing girls into jobs/careers they don't want to be in

I can't wait until 10 years from now when they blame the media for being unemployed.

Yes.

I guess Disney really wants to push the transgender thing in Star Wars

what the actual fuck is this

in 6 minutes there was atleast 4 cliches and 2 atrocious running / walking animations

George Lucas was blackmailed into selling to Disney.

You fucking illiterate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football

This look just a bit above newgrounds circa 2004

So rugby then.

They're only 3 minute scenarios.
I've only seen he first one with Rey but all that happens is a worm bites BB-8 and Rey saves him and that's the end of the entire episode in under 3 minutes.
If that's the entire show, then I don't see any characters ever interacting with one another.
Just random, pointless scenarios.

Now little girls can become mindless consumers too! Feminism is great, be sure to go spend $13 to see Wonder Woman this weekend to prove that you care about women's rights

Fug

fbpb

>now

Were you in a coma in the last two years or something? It is for little girls since disney... Watch the new movies and you will understand.

>sorry I'm late
>what happened
>lets just say there were some complications
>hmm humble and brave you are a sign of maturity this is

??????

to be fair, Australia is totally irrelevant

what did they mean by this?

How do you go from this...

...to this?

I want to fuck her

looks like one of those flash porn animations

That's anakin

>spend untold billions buying the franchise
>thinking they wouldnt push all this crap
at least its better than the singing star wars game or whatever it was

>George Lucas was blackmailed into selling to Disney.
story?

I'm a sissy faggot that gets fucked by BBCs on a daily basis, and I don't like Star Wars. So your argument is invalid.

I hate this meme, but I'm having a surreal Sup Forums was right moment right now

Sup Forums is always right though.

>that VA quality
>that animation quality
>that story quality
oh my god disney what are you DOING

Is it me or they made the jew a tiny bit tan? Either way these are all skinny white brunette girls. Not very diverse there, are we, Kathleen Kennedy??

WTF they gender-swapped Anakin!?

this will only bring more r34

How the hell did you factor Sup Forums into that?

yep, they fagged it all up

>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up

Honestly, if we get decent porn animations from this, I would be willing to forgive it.

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THE FORCE IS FEMALE, SHITLORD

>never skip leg day

It doesn't pass the Bechdel test, ironically.

This whole thing looks like something Kathleen Kennedy probably came up with randomly one day and everyone who works for her was too afraid to tell her anything other than "g-g-great idea your highness, truly a work of g-genius!", and she made them all get to work on it and have it ready by tomorrow morning. So they ended up with this crap.

>"Make Anakin a tranny as well"
>"Yes ma'am".

tons of women empowerment shit is cropping up all of a sudden.

>Supergirl
>GLOW

The problem is, what message does it send to girls?

>I don't need men
>I can do anything a man can and better

The fucked up thing is that men are always portrayed as getting in the way or are the ones that make felony tier decisions.

I'll never care until we get My Little Bantha

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NEWGROUNDS SHIT

Remember the last time LucasFilm tried to appeal to young girls?

Star Wars is for everybody, stop pretending you own it.

Was this movie bad? I read mixed reviews.

>He described the film as Star Wars for a female audience stating "Star Wars was for 12-year-old boys; I figured I'd make one for 12-year-old girls."

>Star Wars was for 12-year-old boys
What did George mean by this?

b-but star wars w-was for everybody

>western """""""animation"""""""

Why the fuck did they paint his lips? that's not how you draw a male cartoon character, it's basic drawing knowledge

>this nigger hasn't watched Clone Wars
>either of them

Disney Blackmailed George Lucas.

You double your consumer base by pandering to manchildren and womanchildren.

More like increase it by a few %
>but dude us nerdy grrrls lmao