Would Clooney pass as a local anywhere? He looks so unusual

Would Clooney pass as a local anywhere? He looks so unusual.

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From the thumbnail I thought it was Sadiq Khan lul

He has a German jaw but Scottish pigmentation

he would be fine anywhere south of scandinavia

Looks similar to Sean Connery

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>thebrofessional

>7th pic
>9th place
>instead of going for one order they go for both

>Scottish pigmentation

What did they mean by this?

our autism

He's bland as shit, ugly even. He's only popular with pasty sheltered midwestern landwhales that heve never seen a person with a tan before and as a result think he's some exotic god.

In California or Texas, Clooney passes off as a janitor or a car salesman, nothing more.

Maybe north italy?

North Italy is white.
He would pass as local in Napoli if he would wear a Napoli shirt.

>pakistan in 1st place

Is he.. smiling only with the half of his face? Impressive, I can only do it with the quarter and even then, 3/4 of my face is scowling.

did clooney fug ur mom or sth

I'm a specialist, believe me.
The Scots are the swarthiest race in Britain outside certain parts of Wales on the south side of Snowdonia.

>I'm a specialist
not sure if memeing but tell me about slavs
whats the difference between them all

i don't know why he is considered handsome in america. he looks like the average unemployed old southern italian man spending his days in a chair outside his house playing poker or something. just skinnier

He could pass here if he had a mustache.

thought we settled this a long time ago

Too broad of a topic to explain without writing a book about it. Overall, the further east and north you go the fairer Slavs are.

>tfw west slav
wtf I'm german now

what the fuck are you even on lol
jocks are probably the palest people on earth behind the irish

t. Glenn O'Connery

are American attractive?
i mean the Brazilians here are while the Americans meh