This guy walks up to you and slaps your GF on the ass

This guy walks up to you and slaps your GF on the ass

How do you respond?

>tfw no gf

>the digits

ugh... can you like not, shitlord?

Sanctions.

He then becomes poor and resorts to posting frat threats and pics of him shirtless while his national currency goes down the shitter and his main export becomes gay porn lmao

> quads

Obviously check that he hasn't surreptitiously poisoned her with polonium-210

*unzips dick*

>"Check' em".

Let him annex her Crimea and clusterbomb her civilian population centers.

And then thank him for being the saviour the white race needs.

Drop that fucking manlet.

Crimea a river?

How could you possibly fuck that up?
>Ireland
Oh, you're drunk.

Nice quads yo

>tfw no gf

>gf

ayy lmao

idi nahui

You can put in in, Putin!

correct

>gf

Этo мoя дeвoчкa, иди.

t. 20 centimeters taller dude

He has a black belt in judo, you know.

>S-sorry good sir.

ask him if he wants to slap my mother too

Break that manlet's jaw.

No wonder you have no girlfriend, your defeatism scares the girls away.

Simple i slap harder.

Hah! I don't have a gf

*Cries*

Most likely you would be the one who ends up with broken jaw, he knows martial arts

тpoйкa?

i slap him in the ass

Reminder that Putin is an alpha KGB badass who has probably killed more people with his bare hands than you faggots on call of duty.

lift my shirt to distract him

>scrawny ass Sup Forumstards actually believe they can beat up Putin
Pretty sure he has a black belt in judo or karate or some shit

Hell no, I have killed tens of thousands in Call of Duty 2, played it for years since it was released.

Thank you Putin for giving me gf

I would let him fuck her.
Slava Putin :3

grab him by the ear and pin his face to the ground

my my mr. president, what lovely quads you have there

>thank you

I would start to whine/cry, and call out for the savior of my people, Madam President Hillary Clinton.

She's the one person strong enough and true enough to put Putin in his place. Just calling her name would be enough to get him to stutter out an apology and offer me a few rubles and some vodka for his boorish, sexist behavior.

I'm a multi-disciplinary blackbelt.

He's not powerful enough to do anything in my sexy range.

first post realest post

Hey! Nigger-monkey!

If you want her, you're going to have to get through me!

*moves gf aside*

give him my gf

man, I love that jacket
what kind of jacket is that?

I slap his sexy butt

So he gives me a high five? Cool.

heheheuheue

I'd be upset he didn't slap MY ass.

Holy fucking shit that banter

Shoot him right between the eyes

I'd ask him to slap my ass too so I'd have a cool story to tell my grandkids, that and I'd tell him if he ever did it again I would annex crimea.

I kick his ass.

One that wrongly paints Rhodesians as stormniggers.

Why isn't all of Sup Forums using pic related in 2016?

kek'd

Kick his ass

"Fuck off cyka bydlo manlet."

>both sides win
this is perfect

Youre a big guy Itallini

Headshot
Same treatment for everyone

you dun goofed

ruble is stable now

appealing to the GF "do not stand bitch, catch him and offer phone"

I blame him for hacking my emails and move on.

vat?

T-thank you, m-master

Because azov are pro-Ukraine pro-eu cucks

...

Offer him a deal to team tag her tfw putin and i rek an Burger bitch

Swedish flag.....you don't need to answer....your origins says it all cuckold