Alright friends. I'm halfway through Season 3 of The Next Generation...

Alright friends. I'm halfway through Season 3 of The Next Generation. We had a good thread where many questions were asked and answered. We've established why Data gets so much hate and that Crusher is the worst doctor. Also fuck Worf.

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Starts off the topic shittalking a female and a black.
Very Star Trek

>You are now dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth.

Worf is a Klingon.

>it's a Tom Paris beats theoretical warp limits with a normal shuttle episode
>it's a Tom Paris designs and builds a shuttle that's superior to modern Federation shuttles episode

that shit is worse than Wesley

Sweet summer child

Who /fatriker/ here

>Also fuck Worf
Um why exactly?

he's hot.

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"Alas, I have become the Start Trek"

If the Federation is so enlightened and humans have all this time to better themselves and embrace art, why haven't they produced any culture worth referencing?

>can open a fold using a star to transport escape pods through but can't do humans because radiation.

>starfleet doesn't send an empty replacement sovereign class through and take voyager.

Oh please take me under your wing Mr. Oldfag. I'm sure you've actually been on Sup Forums for more than six months.

This is going to be the wallpaper on my phone.

They've mastered the art of cajun cuisine

Read this in his voice

>too_much_kanar.jpg

This is embarrassing

Do we know the ship would be in a fit state to fly afterwards? The Ferengi wouldn't have cared it if was battered to shit and had to be towed as long as they could recover some secrets from it, but that would scupper Voyager's plans.

I know the Enterprise D got retrofitted with those "survive a star's corona" shields, but did Voyager have them?

>So Miles I could have put the baby in either myself or Major Kira
>Well thank God you put it in Kira then...you did put it in Kira didn't you?

Who are you talking to, brain damaged fuck?

OH HO HO NO YOU DON'T, you can't hide your shame from us. This is what the little edgemaster said before he delted his post out of shame:
>If you want to be under my wing first you have to be good little chuck and start sucking my dick and we can see what good are you

>it's a holographic bullets can damage holodeck security functions episode

>when your trying to save face on an user board
What are you doing, fucking dumb shit? This isn't Reddit

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>Data gets hate
since when and why?

Just a way to get yous

Dukat did nothing wrong except make me horny once in a while.

>Prune Juice. Chilled.

But shes the sexiest one with aesthetic feet

It's right here, and it is pretty cringy. No wonder he deleted it.

If you're not agreeing that he's impervious to harm you apparently hate him.

shit youre right i guess.

Did anyone else want to genocide the bajorans? What a fucking annoying race.

>muh prophets
>muh mysticism
>muh occupation

Good thing this isn't CNN I might get doxxed .

He probably just deleted because of the typo.
Which is even more pathetic desu.

>It's a the holodeck creates in-universe access ports to the gel packs so we have an excuse for Janeway to go into a Captain Proton episode episode
>It's a holodeck even has anywhere for gel packs to be episode

I wouldn't call it hate but people have always said he was the way to explain emotions to autists, maybe that?

I don't understand the last panel in this pic

You reek of underage poster. The stench is overpowering. Let me guess, 14 year old know it all that's into politics?

>you must be feeling horny if your thinking about underage children.
You think your hot shit don't ya?

>foot fetish
>weight gain fetish

Good to know I'm in the company of some real patricians.

Footfags are the worst. Bev is hot though.

How far are you through DS9? It's from 3x07- Civil Defence which reveals the Cardassians' love of voice-activated murder systems which taunt you for a while first.

>it's another "T'Pol takes off her clothes and gets goop rubbed on her for ratings" episode

Maybe if you only pay attention to the meme foot porn which is all about shit talking yea it's weird but a clean foot is indication of a clean pussy and ass

no i remember that, i just don't understand how it relates to the first two panels, maybe theres a joke im missing, its been a while

I think you should be on pedochan, user. You seem to have a one track mind

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ah now i get it kek

The joke is that saying "Cardassians sure are a contentious people" will activate a built-in murder system like in that episode. And it's a parody of pic related.

(Previous post had another parody, this is the original)

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>Also fuck Worf.
Fuck YOU

To be fair, "ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS" is funny in any context.

Eddington did nothing wrong

Except fail to shave his head

>LARPing Dumas novels
>not wrong

Where did you go? Get tired of trying to call out an user user on an user board like it matters? You stupid retarded minority's user

Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!

>It's a mysterious energy being episode.

Holy Fuck did TNG have a lot of them early on.

What?! Do you take me for a foot fag for space bum pedos?

The Borg first appear in the Star Trek: The Next Generation second-season episode "Q Who?", when the omnipotent life-form Q hurls the Enterprise-D across the galaxy to challenge Jean-Luc Picard's asinine and arrogant boast that his crew is ready to face the unexplored galaxy's unknown dangers and mysteries. The Enterprise crew is quickly overwhelmed by the relentless Borg, and Picard eventually begs for and receives Q's help in returning the ship to its previous coordinates in the Alpha Quadrant.

The Borg next appear in The Next Generation's third-season finale and fourth-season premiere, "The Best of Both Worlds". In the third-season cliffhanger, Picard is abducted and subsequently assimilated by the Borg and transformed into "Locutus". Picard's knowledge of Starfleet is gained by the collective, and the single cube easily wipes out all resistance in its path, notably the entire Starfleet armada at Wolf 359.

>Dumas

footfags seem to love the most disgusting feet so shouldn't they love it?

The Borg return in the Next Generation film, "Star Trek: First Contact". After failing to assimilate Earth by a direct assault in the year 2373, the Borg travel back in time to the year 2063 to try to stop Zefram Cochrane's first contact with the Vulcans, which would have erased the Federation from history. The Enterprise-E follows the Borg back in time, destroys the Borg sphere, and the crew restores the original timeline. However, parts of the destroyed Borg sphere, along with at least two drones, crash land in the Arctic, and are left there, frozen and preserved, until they are discovered on March 1, 2153 by a team of 22nd Century scientists.

Op is trying to hard to cover up this shit topic

Why hello there Sup Forums. Would you care to join me for some lunch?

In the Enterprise episode "Regeneration", the remnants of the destroyed sphere from Star Trek: First Contact are discovered in the Arctic along with two frozen drones. Once unearthed, the Borg quickly revive and assimilate the human scientists who found them before stealing an unarmed research ship, modifying it to match Starfleet technology in a matter of hours. The drones manage to send a transmission toward the Delta Quadrant just before Archer is able to destroy them. According to dialogue, their transmission would reach its destination in 200 years, essentially establishing a closed time loop with the events of "Q Who", explaining why the cube in the latter episode was already en route to Earth. Although the Borg never identify themselves as such in dialogue, the episode's events prompt characters to allude to Zefram Cochrane's claims that "strange cybernetic creatures from the future" tried to interfere with First Contact.

Neither Archer nor anyone else, knew who/what they were, or where they came from. They also had no idea that these strange creatures had the ability or even any inclination to send a message to the Delta quadrant until such time it was discovered that the transmission had already been made. Picard, on the other hand, had that knowledge. It was only a result of Picard's incompetence, as well as his gross negligence, of failing to make sure that each and every Borg drone was destroyed that enabled the Borg to find Earth in the first place. Archer is in no way responsible for the utter failure of Picard. Picard seriously threatened Earth's existence by facilitating the Borg's invasion of Earth to begin with. It was quite disgraceful for him to leave his mess for Captain Archer to have to clean up with the relatively primitive 22nd century technology available to him. Yet Archer was able to defeat them, nonetheless, and go on to save the entire planet from the Xindi superweapon.

why so much hate for data?

OP here...what? I'm just watching the show lol

Your being a needy for yous and you know it, faggot

That seems unlikely, don't you recognise that poster?

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lol okay friend. I've posted a few times in the thread. Sorry, sometimes I forget I'm on Sup Forums where everyone is an asshole shitposter for no reason.

Nice topic you got going faggot. Maybe copy paste some more bullshit and maybe someone will one liner your topic

Which race was the sluttiest?

>have to ration replicator use
>enough energy to indulge one member of the crew in retarded victorian gentry holonovels and Da Vinci workshops

Honestly makes me austically mad when I think about it for too long

Try one of these drinks... it's called a "root beer"

Oh but don't you remember user? They totally explained that!

It's an independent system that isn't compatible with their other power grid. So that clears that up 100%, as I'm sure you'll see.

Betazoids

The holodeck was capable of replication, why didn't they just replicate shit there

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

I wish

>this is the absolute pinnacle of Federation """cuisine"""

Because shut up, and you're demoted to the power distribution room.

Seriously though, the writers on Voyager didn't give a shit, Bryan Fuller hated working there because of it

>I will never live out a NEET existence in the bowels of a starship

It's not just Sup Forums, it's trektards in general. They've always been a hateful bunch of whiny pedants and thumb-sucking babbys... that is, when they're not being a bunch of cocksucking queers. They do it to hide the inner shame they feel for being socially inept failures with women.

I was not prepared for this

That's a lot of useless observations . From my point of you, your addicted to this hateful place and that says more about your socially needy ass

How is Star Trek Online? Will it fill the void?

redpill me on Patrick Stewart's head shape.

I don't know why everyone is so fucking nasty all of a sudden. I just wanted to watch TNG and discuss it with Sup Forums since I always see them posting about it. We've had a previous thread where everyone was nice, and now people are stopping in to be total dicks. I don't know what changed, I was enjoying myself shitposting about Star Trek with everyone else.

I guess what they say is true, misery loves company. Miserable people see that there were fun threads and they have to come in and ruin them because it isn't BRAP posting or thinly disguised bait threads. I'm sure someone will reply to this post running their mouth too, instead of just having fun and talking about Star Trek.

>tfw no cute orion slave girlfriend

Go discuss it with your gf or mom

Not sure why people are shitting on you for trying to start a decent discussion.

Borg

Jog on, tourist

what the fuck were they thinking

Hirogen-sensei teaching space karate drone kid to fight after losing her match to The Rock is a completely sensible Star Trek plot.

see

Think about how amazing the holodeck episode with Moriarty is. How thought provoking it was, how fun the acting was.

Then think of Fairhaven and weep.

>Fairheaven
Didn't watch. I started skipping holodeck episodes after the Captain Proton one.

>It's a DS9 holodeck episode is so good MGM threatens to sue them if they do it again episode