Hey Sup Forums, I'm gay but I really really want to be straight. Is that possible? How do I somehow start liking girls?

Hey Sup Forums, I'm gay but I really really want to be straight. Is that possible? How do I somehow start liking girls?

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Start with traps I guess.

Lol. Embrace yer faggotry u faget. We don't hate fagets. We hate niggers an spicz.

F A G G O T

I'm not gay and I'd cuddle with him.

Stop watching porn

>said the trip code

LESS GAY THAN LITERALLY BEING A F A G G O T

Live chaste, pray often, trust in Christ's ability to dispense miracles but do not resent if it isn't his plan for you to change.

faggot does this turn you on?

Dude embrace your faggotry

Be yourself

Life will be easier

It's okay to be gay. Just dont be faggy.

Anal sex. Man kissing/cuddling is degenerate and faggy.

So just be an emotionally frigid non reciprocal oral top.

muh dik
because a bunch of repressed faggot nazi wannabes online said so?

This is now a Sup Forumscock thread.

POST COCK.

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thank you :)

>no face
baka senpai tbqh

A gay man trying to live the life of a straight man is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uqcst7_K-1g

Accept it, embrace it, don't be ashamed and you will be much happier.

Just don't be a flaming faggot.

Simple OP. Cut your dick off and become a monk. It's the only way. Make sure to cauterize.

Str8 guys don't like girls either, we just barely tolerate them and pretend we're with someone far younger.

Only slightly

Just get married and have white babies but have a little boipussi on the side like the ancient greeks. That is the difference between real masculine platonic homoeroticism and degenerate aids-gargling faggotry. Life doesn't revolve around sex.

Stop watching porn and don't masturbate.

You can't. medication is Jew in a pill form, don't take it, just don't have sex at all or castrate yourself.

People are "gay" because of youth traumas, look for help.
The worst part is that it is difficult to find help because of the normalization of mental disorders

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q

I always loved Georgia's flag

Fuck off Moortugal

wooooow, this is so sad. Honestly most convincing thing here yet.

You just have to accustom yourself to females. Realize that even if you don't like it at first, it is good for you in the long run.

A similar situation is losing weight. Pizza, chips, and soda might taste better to you than fruit and vegetables, but you are better off eating healthy even if it doesn't taste as good.

me too! so medieval

So apparently that sissy hypnosis shit works for some people, making them gay or want to be

Maybe try find some straight hypno, theres stuff out there to worship breasts/vagina so I guess you could try brainwash yourself?

It doesnt matter if people say it doesnt work, just make believe for long enough and do it long enough and it will if you believe / want it to enough.

Or keep doing what you do because it doesnt matter either way

um, but isn't being gay in itself a sin, not just gay sexual acts?

Begin to mentally condition yourself towards an attraction towards women. It is possible, just more difficult, also hormones responsible for attraction helps too. You are biologically hardwired for attraction towards men, but you can mentally condition yourself to reduce those urges or take something to try and relegate the issue.

That, and it's design isn't over-complicated, neither is it too simple

Jewish propaganda. Breath of life. Water is metaphorical in Bible for sexual essence from God. Surrogates are ok. Biblical condemnations over "faggotry" were for shrine prostitutions and rapes and raping angels. We are all of the image of God. OP post was a fucking troll post

today australia wasn't a fag

OP should stop watching porn

I'm lesbian so I just date feminine men I guess you could date manly women

Yes, you are infected.

Thank you for your bravery.
I can teach you how to comprehensively heal your illness. This is a great day!

The courage to commit to this decision will change your life.

Become a full on queer-feminist, so hard you start thinking being into just one gender is heterosexism.

op is fag

And then you can make MGTOW threads! Why dont you just become completely homosexual and drop your horseshit?

go back to arabia and get stoned fagget achmed

Hey canacuck, do you need more (((vibrant diversity)))
By the way, we are suffering the African diversity too

This too, at least avoid porn that has guys/penis in it, maybe shemale/traps if you need to wean off.

I don't need your diversity of shitposting but there ya go

Remove benis

What you are is pretty much never a sin in christian theology... just what you do. That being said, everyone is a sinner by default because of the original sin.

>Sin
No, show me where in the book of kek does it say that, you are not a christfag, are you?

I like pic related better.

You don't have to become straight. Just become a catholic priest and enjoy choir boys.

Gay bro. I'm 100% no-home, but I have absolutely no problem with people that are gay. What I (and most people) have a problem with are flaming faggots that wear their sexuality like it's some kind of badge of honor. Straight people don't do this, except for the ass-hole Chad womanizers -- and we hate them, too.

Embrace who you are. Be with a guy that you love and live a happy, regular life. Just don't embrace the liberal left-wing "Gay Culture" to the fullest, and absolutely no one will have a problem with you at all.

If you try to live a lie, you will be miserable. Gay is not a crime -- flaming faggotry is. There is a big difference.

Oh, don't you have to be sucking off Trudeau's cabinet through being their tax slave, Leaf?

>For the good of our refugees we take in and the good of the future Caliphate of Canada.

Cincerely I hope that someday Canada stops with degeneracy, and the entire world, and began to recognize that mental problems are not to be accepted but to be treafed

have sex with women?

think about guys during it if it keeps you hard.

pretty ez

Honestly, there might not be anything you can do about it but at the very least dont go full fairy. You should also look into adopting because no man should miss out on fatherhood and there are millions of children missing out on having a dad, be a productive member of society and raise children of the same standard and you can be a transnigger helicopterkin for all I care

Why do you want to be straight?
Being gay is the most awesome thing ever.

Noooooooooooooo

Why you need to be straight? Even as gay man, you can marry a woman and have children with her. If you can do that, you have done your deed. Then just focus on working and family(don't need sex for that). You can get rid of thoughts of having sex with men by exercising and keeping yourself busy.

It's pointless to think "can I be straight", when it doesn't matter what you are. What matters is what you DO and DON'T DO. If you don't commit homosexual act it's fine. You were born that way, maybe God is testing you? But if you refuse those desires, I think you will eventually get rewarded and get healed.

I don't have anything against gays. But people who do gay things, like have gay sex, date other men, watch/produce gay porn... They are the problem. Homosexuality doesn't exist if no one can prove it, and that's why you enlightened homosexuals need to give your efforts to reject homosexuality.

Thanks a lot :)

>How do I somehow start liking girls?
Found your problem.
We don't like girls either.
We THINK we like girls, because our formative conception of what a girl is comes from the entertainment media that we consume. We don't realize though that the characters in movies and books that we love are not indicative of actual women but simply the idealized fantasies of the male authors who created the material in the first place. In other words are fantasies are based upon the unrealistic fantasies of other men whose conception of women is the compounded product of thousands of years of self-delusion.

Women are disgusting animals with no sense of honor, dignity, compassion or remorse. Anyone who has come to realize the true nature of women envies your ability to reject them.

The ideal relationship is the platonic bond of camaraderie among men.

Sorry, but a gay man marrying a straight woman is the saddest thing ever.

You're welcome.

This board doesn't have a single opinion. I am here because I hate Islam and all its zealots. I literally could not care less what someone does in privacy. As long as you don't try to push an agenda and stand against the sjws you are an ally to me

>marry a woman and have children with her
assuming he's not a third world monkey nigger immigrant.
btw homosexuality is obviously a thing and i dont think its just a test from (((god))), i think if you are gonna be gay do your dirty gay stuff at night and on the fringes of society. Don't push for acceptance because it us unacceptable, but totally agree he should make beautiful aryan children.

Serious question, list benefits

yup porn really distracts a person into overthinking about sexuality, try to stop watching porn to focus on other aspects of life like religion etc.

Not true. openbible.info/topics/sinful_thoughts

Convert to kekism now.

Is it? You can be friends with your wife and have a happy platonic relationship.

Look at Japanese "honne" and "tatemae". Japan is small country with lot of people, so they need this kind of system to avoid conflicts. "Honne" is your true feelings and personal desires, but you don't show it to other people. "Tatemae" is a facade, how you represent yourself to others. You can be gay inside but live normal straight life. If everyone followed their own dreams and desires, society would crumble down. We shouldn't be selfish. Following gay lifestyle and dating a man would be selfish decision because it doesn't produce anything to other people.

Of course it's a real thing, just like rape is, but we don't need either to exist in practice because they destroy community.

>pakistan
>muh religion
Who wudda thunk it

Find a humble girl who wants a typical christian family and impregnate her. If you find the right girl she probably wont be too into sex meaning you only need to fuck her to get her pregnant and then you have a family to take your mind off of lustful thoughts.

Step 1. Find a metal coat hanger
Step 2. Stretch coat hanger out real long
Step 3. Heat coat hanger up piping red hot
Step 4. Shuv down pee hole as far as you can because your genes are fucked and we do not need anymore faggots in this world.
Good Luck.

There's nothing sad about that.
We all have our afflictions that we struggle with, some have heavier burdens than others. Why should he be able to cast aside his burden and wallow in his imperfection when pedophiles have to carry their cross forever unless they're willing to ruin the life of a child?

Prostitiute
?

Wow you weaklings are nothing more than faggot enablers.

To be expected from such a weak minded bunch.

OP, two men fucking is gross.
Grow up. Take pride in what it really means to be a man.

Women NEED you.

That's debatable, to be forthright with you kinsman

Why no? We've experimented with all kinds of conversion therapy and at best we have a scare-away-the-gay scenario where they end up deprived and degenerate outside of public eye due to suppressing their "identity" and not to mention homosexuality is a trait found in various animals and although it is a literal defect it might be a built in population control measure. Does it not make sense to have a somewhat stable member of society who helps raise children who have no family and make them productive members of society as well instead of having a degenerate who would likely crossdress and go to gloryholes while those same kids are abandoned until they are kicked out of government care and then turn to a life of crime and welfare checks?

Th-this isn't the real Olympics right? I-its some sort of porn parody of the Olympics? Right?

I'm not even a christian lol

That was pretty fucking gay

i mean i think its a legitimate mental illness but the best treatment is to engage in decadent and depraved behavior at night away from us and his family so it doesn't effect the community. Total sexual repression would fuck with your mind and body, he should just do exactly what you said, but find a bit of time to fuck a dude every now and them, just keep it quiet and no where fucking near us, i am disgusted like any red blooded man when i see fags kissing on tv, get that shit the fuck away from me.

This. Forget about sex forma a while. Tour body is going to start to feel it's natural impulses. I know a faggot who got depressed and stopped watching porn, within a mont he started to have straight wet dreams.

There's a LOT of homos in the Olympics.
> At the 1976 Montreal Games, three-time Olympic diver and four-time gold medalist Greg Louganis, appearing in his first Olympics at age 16, developed a kinship with the boys on the Soviet Union diving team and soon found himself partying in their rooms. "Once events were over, our entire diet was caviar, vodka and Russian champagne. It was crazy," Louganis says. He was particularly struck by the Russians' sense of sexual liberation. "Culturally, they're more openly affectionate toward each other, which I just drank up, since I was still discovering who I was. But I had my eyes on one Soviet. I'd curl up in his lap; we'd hug and cuddle. I felt so protected." It didn't progress beyond that, Louganis says. "He was hooking up with one of the other male divers on the team" -- not to mention married.

>but the best treatment is to engage in decadent and depraved behavior at night away from us and his family so it doesn't effect the community.
That's like treating alcoholism with alcohol.

>Total sexual repression would fuck with your mind and body
It's something both straight and gay people should learn. We don't need sex for anything else than reproducing. Why have sex other times? I don't remember the last time I was aroused, I don't watch porn. I don't feel repressed at all. If you feel repressed because you can't have sex or fap, you're weak. It's like those people who can't control their urge to eat too much, or use of alcohol/drugs.

I love the idea of a mass conversion scenario for turning gay people into straight people, probably some pheromone or hypnosis. Gay men suddenly lusting uncontrollably over pussy and having the deep urge to breed.

I dunno... Thought I'd share.

a person can also discipline himself. even some hardcore criminals can reform back into society, its all about striving towards your goal everyday. like I said before stop watching porn is a good start.
cool

i loooove tom daley

That was the gayest...hahah

>remove yourself from gene pool
>reincarnate as man
>enjoy

I'm a Christian.

One of these is not like the others. If two men are gross and you're going to ignore surrogates then you also ignore woman came from man, you are also a man with a man's body and therefore you're gross. If you're a man who fucks women you become a hermaphrodite according to your own lies. God makes no mistakes. Let's continue the pol cock thread

Become a muslim and move to a conservative country. Some way or other you will stop being a faggot either through self dicipline or the lack of it.

Or you can just wait, Belgium. You were one of the first countries (with France and so on) that attacked ISIS so you are likely going to have a constant presence of them around until they take over with tons of attacks. Because that is what they said they would do to attackers before you attacked.

Accept kek in you and reject the Jewish cult of slavery.

Exactly... And even normal people have to struggle with sinful sexual desire. For example the desire to fuck someone when you are married and so on. There is nothing different, everyone has to avoid sinful sexual desire.

forget being gay

how do I stop getting turned on by women wearing diapers

I want to smash tom daley's ass.

Sup Forums, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail.

You tried hypnosis?

Well good thing OP is german and not running for prez of USA

Unless you're talking about Mr Hillary Clinton?

That was fucking retarded.

Two men sucking each others penis is dumb and serves no purpose. Jamming cocks in men's asses is probably the first sign of a society which has bankrupt morals.

Polygamy can exist with multiple wives and one husband. The cucks like you keep everyone bound so you're meant to be removed. Homosexuals are a joke. Homosexuals are weak. Wanting to fuck a man is degenerate. Obviously whores are degenerates and yet at least they're still women. Why aren't our alpha 166 iq gods marrying gorgeous virgin intelligent women? Because society is ruined.
Fuck you fag enabler.

Kill yourself you yeast eating stink cuck