Look around this board. Over 90% of posts are specifically designed to "trigger" you. If you've been here for more than a week, and you have an IQ of 100 or greater, it's obvious that no one would spend money to try to change the thinking and voting habits of psychopaths, racists, and the most extreme political views on the internet. That means there are no paid shills here, because this isn't like Reddit.
>inb4 I get called a shill
Anyone who replies so predictably is either a useful idiot who believes any meme they find here, or one of the "puppeteers", desperate to preserve your gullibility. At best, you are being played by mentally ill anons who get off turning you into reply-puppets. Perhaps they're shut-ins, perhaps they're complete failures, and the only "high" they get is feeling like they can bait your reply. Nothing here is as it seems, and nothing fits simple narratives. Remember, anonymity hides anything and everything; don't ever assume anything is as it presents itself here. There are few if any shills (it would be the biggest waste of money imaginable) but there are many, many mental patients here.
The Truth about this board
>noko
really brings me back desu
No fucking shit. I seriously pity the people that whine about shills. The shills are Sup Forumstards that make threads that go against the general consensus of the board purely for trolling and triggering. And faggots bite the bait everytime.
Shill
Triggered.
Nigger.
;^)
Finally some fucking common sense.
People just cry shill for any thread they aren't interested in.
>wahh why is our thread on page 7
Maybe because Sup Forums is Sup Forums 2.0 now. Its just shitposting.
>white people gotta make conspiracies cuz they can't take the heat
>Divide and conquer: the post
Every time there is a ramp up in some asshole's political spending all the shills appear here, and claim everything is normal. You fucking Hillary assholes are drowning every interesting thread here. Do you think it makes people like this bitch? Shillary is definitely the chosen candidate for the board that thinks Hitler did nothing wrong. It's not triggering, it's nigging at its finest that you nigger lovers are doing. Trying to attract attention of people who don't give a flying fuck about you.
>triggered
works like a charm
I'm not triggered. I don't like filtering the feed. Cruz trolls were somewhat entertaining. This Canadian/nigger tier shitting up the board. Start flooding DESU DESU DESU across the screen. Fucking shitskins.
Yeah, my favorite is seeing the random autist appear in a thread losing his shit about
>"FUCKING SLIDE THREAD FOKKEN SAGE FOKKEN SHILL FUCKING SLIDE THREAD FUCKING FUCK"
All because his conspiracy theory thread he started is too autistic to attract attention, and it must be because the shills hypnotized everyone with distractions.
Wow the amount of shills in this thread.
I've noticed a shift that the paid shills here are now using the defense, no one would pay for comments on this site its nothing compared to reddit. Which is just a distraction method.
We are on to you shills, its okay we all have to get paid somehow. Making that small amount of cash working for a devil, enjoy your time. I wish one would come out and speak out but the privacy agreement they have to sign prohibits that from happening. And i mean fuck, hillary will honestly kill you like all the other people who disagreed or knew too much that mysteriously died.
You dont have to come out and spill everything about being a shill, just quit doing it that is enough.
Most of us come here to troll and get a quick laugh after work. this shit is all satire, maby stop taking a image board so serious? maby go outside OP and make some friends offline.
Literally the type of post a shill would make
>don't believe we exist pol, no shills here!
Why do goyim get fucking hebrew tattoos?
Don't they know its fucking haram for kikes to get inked?
According to the Talmud only slaves get inked.
Its fucking disgusting, like they're unconsciously signalling they are slaves of the Jews
The whole internet is containment. All of it.
Who gives a shit? Literally everyone that has every browsed Sup Forums has made an "anti-Sup Forums" shill thread. Even if you are a weirdo Sup Forums superfan or whatever the fuck. Everyone knows this, everyone gets it. Its part of the "board culture".
I think in some ways though the paranoia that Sup Forums has is a good thing though. It makes you not trust anyone that shouldn't be trusted (IA said this in his anti-GG rant) And the tongue-in-cheekness of the board day in day out makes it so there are no real repercussions to trolling Sup Forums. I think perhaps the most Sup Forums has ever been trolled is when Rick Wilson called us all anime masturbators on live TV. Everyone admits that Sup Forums got BTFO and it was emberrasing but what really came out of it? Did anyone give a fuck in the end? Sup Forums went back to the same shit it always was after it happened.
The only people who take this board seriously are subhuman stormfags and underage closeted kids that feel isolated from their peers.
THERE ARE NO SHILLS!
GIVE ME REPLIES NOW YOU MONKEY FAGGOTS!
Try to be entertaining about your shit posts. I have seen a few entertaining Hillary posts, and they are maybe 5/10. This post is at least coherent. Made me reply. Some other ones are just sad.
The board is so bad because the mods don't enforce the rules
If the mods just enforced what is said on the sticky then the quality of posts here would improve vastly.
Also, if people read the "logical fallacy" picture on the sticky then the posts would improve even more. When I started posting here I took the time to learn of the logical fallacies and apply the rules of the sticky into every post I made.
After my first few weeks here, I just realised that in reality this board is just a lightly censored free for all and it seems like most people haven't read the sticky
I used to come for the happenings
Most of the threads are cringe worthy.
They don't really bother me ,it is just fun to read banter.
Then from time to time some real stories get posted and I enjoy the company of like minded individuals unlike fb,twitter,yahoo YouTube etc
When I first came here many years ago it didn't seem so bad mostly zimzam tier
All the bait threads are pretty obvious
The only ttuley cringe worthy stuff is the cuck threads ,those need to be done away with.
I'm going back to biz later
>Look around this board. Over 90% of posts are specifically designed to "trigger" you. If you've been here for more than a week, and you have an IQ of 100 or greater, it's obvious that no one would spend money to try to change the thinking and voting habits of psychopaths, racists, and the most extreme political views on the internet. That means there are no paid shills here, because this isn't like Reddit.
>>inb4 I get called a shill
>Anyone who replies so predictably is either a useful idiot who believes any meme they find here, or one of the "puppeteers", desperate to preserve your gullibility. At best, you are being played by mentally ill anons who get off turning you into reply-puppets. Perhaps they're shut-ins, perhaps they're complete failures, and the only "high" they get is feeling like they can bait your reply. Nothing here is as it seems, and nothing fits simple narratives. Remember, anonymity hides anything and everything; don't ever assume anything is as it presents itself here. There are few if any shills (it would be the biggest waste of money imaginable) but there are many, many mental patients here.
if you have an iq over a hundred you dont fall for the bandwagon fallacies and appeals to incredulousness im posts like yours. also all of the "i know right!" responses give it away
please kill yourself you obnoxious shill.
who the fuck is this loser
Maybe, but I don't think so.
Also, give me ONE better news site than Sup Forums.
>IA said this in his anti-GG rant
All you gay fucking gamergate garbage are the number one reason this board became Sup Forums 2.0. You are the lowest pleb tier shit this board has ever seen. Gamergate was liberal cancer, full of MGTOWs and progressive, shitskin, mystery meat faggotry. You're the reason this alt-right is shit is full of faggots, hipsters, numales, and trannies. I wish there was a way to target you and shoah you using the internet.
>it's all satire here's some serious advice cuz I'm taking this topic seriously its all satire tho you harshed my mellow tho now im serious
hahahahahahahaha that's gay as fuck
>The board is so bad because the mods don't enforce the rules
oh, they'll ban me for this meta topic thread though, I'm the greatest disruption around apparently
there are no shills, I already proved that.
moron.
No this post seems like a genuine one
>Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts
You have actually written a relatively detailed post to prompt discussion
Most posts on this board aren't like that
They're usually one or two sentences and a link to an article from a seedy looking news site
There was a "Trump girl" thread last night which was on 70+ replies when I saw it, I doubt the mods even deleted it
This is one of the last remaining sources of unfiltered news on the Internet for happenings.
CNN, Google news, Facebook, Reddit. All have been compromised. Look at how long it took for Cologne to finally break.
No shit sherlock. Embrace the hatred.
This enitre thread is a shill fuck fest.
Im out.
>All you gay fucking gamergate garbage are the number one reason this board became Sup Forums 2.0. You are the lowest pleb tier shit this board has ever seen. Gamergate was liberal cancer,
That is exactly what IA said
>Nothing here is as it seems
>There are few if any shills
Contradictory faggot
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shills are real, the problem is you think they are trying to change our thinking, what they are trying to do is stop actual discussion about important topics so we dont become a real threat to them.
If Clinton pays people to shitpost on Sup Forums, she deserves to be shot.
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This reason alone is why I have ever considered that there might be paid shills here. I just can't comprehend the business model. I can see how there might be some kind of sophisticated data mining, or maybe some kind of covert adertising going on, but how the fuck do you seel politics to a bunch of autists, Nazis, and literal psychopaths? How would you show a client who paid you to shill some kind of proof of work?
On plebbit, there are tons of normies, normal demographics that are clearly identifiable, easy to make arguments that marketing to them will produce results, etc, etc. Reddit made millions for Bernie for example. There are normalfags coming out the ass there.
Who the FUCK would ever get money or donations or anything of value from this fucking place? The users here are either underage or Section 8 lunatics who don't vote. Probably felons too, who don't fucking vote. This place has no value except to be fucking cancer...and probably data mining.
Its likely that what we think are "shills" are actually working for Hiroshimoot to get us to generate data that can be sold. Or something more like that.
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>If you've been here for more than a week, and you have an IQ of 100 or greater, it's obvious
how is it obvious that it's not shills when it's this persistent and coordinated?
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pol is a board of peace!
fuck mussizes in their bumboclot!
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This gives me the strangest boner.
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congratulations, you may be gay
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ctr here. i shill on Sup Forums because i want to get paid without actually convincing anyone to vote for hillary. i'm for trump but i need dat money doe
Look at these robots, chirping like baby birds
>CORRECT THE RECORD!
>CTR SHILLS!
>REPEAT THESE WORDS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM WITCHCRAFT!
Imagine what kind of down syndrome scum is sitting there typing this shit...obsessively
>I MUST SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THE SHILLS TO ALL SOULS WHO WILL RECEIVE THIS GOSPEL
jesus, fucking kys, have mercy
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what happened is that r9k trolls started baiting on pol because r9k now have trump/politics threads as well.
keep in mind that r9k have alot of free time
bait harder faggot
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Saying 'inb4 i get called a shill' doesn't mean you aren't a shill.
Nice try though cunt
8pol owns you, you're living puppets
Warning WARNING sage hide and report all shill slide psyops threads warning WARNING we are under seige by shills sliders. Warning WARNING they are here they are shillling they are sliding. Warning WARNING they are sliding the hillary med files threads. Warning WARNING
Warning WARNING
friendly reminder sage goes in the options field
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Maybe if your side didn't pay people to fuck with political discourse, we could have a proper conversation without needing to suspect you are shilling.
BUT HERE WE ARE
I can consistently score over 130 on IQ tests. I'm sorry for how crass this place is but racism and extreme politics are necessary to ensure the survival of my people.
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Obama is a fascist who wasn't even born in America
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(you)
>SAGE IT SAGE IT IT SEEMS TO BE RATIONAL AND MIGHT DISRUPT MY LARPING FANTASIES
Literally fucking homosexual degeneracy you fucking autistic shit.
JESUS CHRIST MAN ARE YOU SERIOUS?
You are considering voting for trump? A racist, a Hitler?! Probably even worse than Hitler eventually! Think about it, friend. The guy only wants the fame, he said so! He also said he wanted the citizens to murder hillary and her supporters! Ridiculous, you really want to vote for a guy like that?! Hold on, that wasn't the worst of it!
Trump wants to deport Mexicans beyond his wall, we all know that this wall is a metaphor for oven/gasshower. We can't let this happen guys! Think of the childeren!!!!
That's why I am voting for the Hillary. A great person, very kind and loving. She'll grandmother the USA into the next golden age! You'll see!
Vote Hillary, Ignore Trump!
just a reminder sage goes in the options field
>most extreme political views on the internet
Lmao, you're like one of those kids who goes on Sup Forums for the first time, sees a trap thread and a gore thread and says "wow this must be the dark web ive heard about"
Stop ruining it trumpkin
>waaaaahhhh no one is taking my bait :( plz respond
cry more
its objectively true
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But user really what is the point in spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a nazi worshipping image board?
Do you think Clinton needs obese NEET nazi votes? Everyone knows you'd vote for the republican regardless of anything to actually do with the candidate.
> Shills supported frail mccain and insane palin
> Shills then supported a rich robot Romney and a preteeen girl Paul Ryan
> Now they support an angry cheeto trump and a Pence who doesn't even like the presidential candidate and regularly goes against him
For some reason I think republicans are doing this to themselves for some sick masochistic fetish
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39 ppl took my bait, get on my level
Op is a huge faggot
>Using your subjective experience of 4 days as a valid argument.
Im entitled to "desperation to preserve my gullibility", and anybody who argues that is a not only foolish, but misguided on his own path.
On and your bait and reply notion. Im sure your familiar with satire.
Your legit the biggest fuckface on here.
What is it your trying to prove? Trying to protect your own sanctity? Validate your opinion?
"true conservatives" hate Trump and the GOP are probably working with Hillary at this point.
just speculation though
>really what is the point in spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a nazi worshipping image board?
yeah you totally proved it.
a well thought out and well argued shill post is still a shill post. id pay top dollar for a shill like you, I'm not even saging so you get your money's worth.
remember to put "sage" in the options field then post kids. this is your neighborhood spurdo telling you to stay safe
Wtf? I hate psychopaths, rapists and political extremists now.
>implying ledditers and Facebook normies are better than people here
piss off wanker. sage.
There are shills. There is probably 1 for about every 100 posts that are accused of shilling though.
Warning
>WARNING
>Sup Forums doesn't appeal to /r9k/
>Sup Forums posters and /r9k/ posters are vastly different
>implying
Most people are not Nazis. Wanting to reduce immigration, multiculturalism and being against more benefits for immigrants are hardly extremist values.
The best part is, everyone who calls me a shill is my bitch, because I triggured you faggot.
How much did she pay you?
This man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail.
shills or not, this place turns into a shitshow whenever CTR or threads about shills are made
I did it for free.
>Om Hari Krishna, Om Hari Krishna
Chant louder autist
ah yes because theres never been a tattooed Jewish pornstar
shut the fuck up, that woman is a kike.
this is you faggot. you're one to talk coming here and calling people pathetic while getting an ego trip for "triggering" people. I doubt anyone here cares what you have to say you deluded narccistic pillow biting faggot
Is that a pastebin?
Is this legitimate news to republicunts?
This
People don't realize that Jews are goyim to other Jews as well. They are slaves to the global elite bankers