Kelly does it again

Kelly does it again.

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>If [candidate I don't like] wins they will instantly press the nuke the world button that's totally on the president's desk.
Hilarious and original!

spotted the no-talent punk with axe to grind

Idiot. He's implying a woman on her period is equal to a nuke.

Hilarious and original!

God bless Kelly.

Maybe we should just reuse LBJ's old ad campaign

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t. sicko slut.

What's 'strate mean?

Short for menstruate.

>Strate
What does that mean?

Menstrate.

I'm glad that child is wearing a shirt that says "Innocent Families" or I would not understand what those people are meant to represent.

I'm sorry but I can't understand if "Kelly" is actually an Hillary supporter or not

>He's unfamiliar with Kelly

>what is satire

Yeah, I guess it's a pretty foreign concept for most of the us

"Kelly" is a fictional character that draws shitty cartoons. You are meant to disagree with him.

But I unironically agree to him. We can't give a women that kind of power when she's a slave to her hormones as all women are.

>post-menopausal
>slave to hormones

>Implying that politicians actually do fuck all anything
>Implying that male politicians aren't stupid as shit too

I dunno, I feel like Trump is more likely to launch some nukes. Most likely by accident.

Okay, I am not from Freedomland so I don't really know a lot about their candidates to president. I just have to ask this merely out of sense of preservation.
Who is more likely to start WW3: Hillary or Trump?

Isis would make a video saying he's too scared to use nukes and then he'd bomb the middle east and apocalypse

Yeah, that too.

>not being a slave to your hormones

low test get out

>implying Hilary hasn't hit menopause eons ago

Neither. US foreign policy follows a fairly stable course independent of who sits in the White house. The CIA might destroy your government but you won't have to worry about WW3.

Hillary won't start ww3 but the CIA might do their bullshit like said

Trump will go to war because of a mean tweet

Definitely Hillary. Hillary has decades of reputation as a warhawk. She hates Putin. Putin hates her. Given the current tensions, I sincerely believe that 8 years of Hillary would lead us in to a new cold war with high certainty.

Trump? I mean, he might, in the same way that Obama might tomorrow or Bush might have or Clinton might have or Bush might have or....

Putin likes him. He likes Putin. He talks a big game of trade brinksmanship but when push comes to shove I don't think he's gonna bring the nukes into that discussion. I could be wrong, though.

trump having a comfy relationship with putin is honestly kind of disturbing

Oh please. Its not like he's gonna surrender America to the Russians, and nextvthing you know we all live in gulags.
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Right?

Why would the two most powerful nations on the planet being allied be disturbing?

No. But he might surrender Europe to the Russians and next thing we know _we_ all live in Gulags.

Better than surrendering Europe to Muslims. Maybe Trump may build a wall over there as well.

>two most powerful nations

ivan pls

*shifts uncomfortably in yarmulke*

Steinberg! Take off that hat!

>Better than surrendering Europe to Muslims.

Is it really? I think you might be unaware just how profoundly shit Russia is.

Russia Stronk.
If Russia and the US were to become true allies, they would be able to usher in an era of world peace, because no group would be able to stand up to them.
Also the import ban on russian guns would end, and the price of Mosins and SKS would drop back to a reasonable price

How new are you?

more like Hillary-ous

Fuck off boco

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Who do you think is worse, Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil?

Yes sir...

I can hear your fedora tip from here.

Every week

All I did was ask a question, user.

Kelly is a national treasure

I'm not even American

>I'm not even American

Do other countries have tacky political comics like the kind Kelly is parodying or are they mostly an American thing?

But he's absolutely right.

We're having to vote between a lying, fascist warhawk and a ruthless social Darwinist with the maturity of a Sup Forums poster.

Of course they do, though it wouldn't surprise me if it was an American thing that just spread.

Propaganda is way older than the US though.

Political comics are universal, user

>the price of Mosins and SKS would drop back to a reasonable price
What a beautiful world that would be.

Naaah. We wouldn't become equal allies under trump. We'd become putins bitches as trump sells us out to cover all his (very russian, because no american banks loan him money anymore) debts.

The middle east bull shit is some chess game between us and russia and I can't believe people are willing to let our opposing player shove the king up our asses in order to save some knights.

Yes but putting labels on absolutely everything seems to be a mostly American tradition.

Could some britbong please post Steve Bell? Include a Bush sample and a Mrs. Blair sample.

Nah, we just took the idea and ran it into the ground. Labeling shit has always been around.

>implying Sup Forums posters aren't the most patrician people in the entire world
get this hothead outta here

>Implying WW3 isn't going to start with Germany embargoing other countries that refuse to take in more refugees or in France with a new revolution/civil war

>very russian, because no american banks loan him money anymore
>A credit rating
>HURR DURR NOBODY LENDS HIM MONEYYYY

Imagine a world where russian surplus ammo was cheap.

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Everyone is a slave to their hormones. Especially the ones who think they're not.

You could say that this is a period piece.

You're right. The mushroom cloud should be in Saudistan

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That wouldn't be a bad thing.

>anymore

he's been pretty blackballed by american banks post bankruptcy. He's doubled his debt in the past few year, some loans in germany through american-friendly banks but mostly through russian lenders, whom are ridiculously into the whole corrupt russian government and close to putin.

Conspiracy theory aside it is well known about his issues with american banks and his reliance on foreign ones.

Nice.

She's not a slave to her hormones but she secretly desires to be raped

Because Russia is currently controlled by a tyranical manlet with delusions of grandeur

QUADS

>5′ 7
It explains so much.

Hillary is basically a neocon where as Trump said we waste a lot of money in pointless foreign wars (he's a bit of an isolationist)

Better learn Russian or buy a gun you faggot eurotrash nobody

>Death is working as a pizza guy
Boy, he's fallen on hard times since Asay's days.

Open the Bud-Gates

Nah, Death just likes to keep busy. Toddlers aren't going to run themselves over.

About equally as likely, but for different reasons.

If Hilary causes WW3, it'll be the same blood-for-oil bullshit we've been doing for 16+ years.

If Trump causes WW3, it'll be because he gets into Twitter beef with another head of state.

>implying Trump isn't an Israel bootlicker too
you pretty much have to be to go anywhere as a U.S. politician.

And we're prospectively controlled by a tyrannical blowhard with delusions of grandeur and a disturbing need to be in the public eye at all times. Match made in heaven! On the other hand, there's Killary, a lying opportunist who honestly thinks she's above the law.

I love how every now and then there's a Kelly comic that doesn't even try to make itself look a little bit real.

Hey, unpopped kernels are a scourge on this great nation!

I haven't seen any real plan from Trump since he entered, only cheap populist tactics to gain votes. He's a complete wildcard. From where I see it, he could be anything. Hell there's a chance he'll pull a scheme like my previous goverment did and run away with a chunk of the state's coffers.

>That one where the supermarket doesn't have the crackers he wants

Yes I know (here is why i wrote "kelly") but he still confuses me sometimes

A complete travesty, is what it is

Literally every Politician.

I could see Trump starting a bunch of big public works projects and giving the contacts to his company

Like, not even a secondary shell company or whatever. Just his company

B...but Hillary is a dried-up post-menopausal hag. She doesn't have a period anymore.

Don't forget the one where he's buying ebony porn at a porn shop and implying that racism is truly dead.

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kek

Isn't that illegal.

Our previous government did exactly that: Make massive public projects, gave them 10 times the budget to a company owned by a close friend of the governing family. They stole so much it had a visible effect on the economy

They can't buy or sell their stocks or control their company, but it doesn't stop politicians from making contracts with businesses they have stock or vested interest in.

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How can one man be wrong about everything? Am i at fault for expecting a cartoonist to know something about politics or science?

Yes, but Trump doesn't even try to hide that he doesn't think the law should apply to him

What country ?

Are you Brazilian, tripfag?