/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Tojamura is the Key to all of This Edition

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Meanwhile:

1st for jumping man

Judy

Reminder that when Game of Thrones returns this Sunday the plebs will be filtered once and for all.

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is that a threat??

Do I like this season?

>yfw the Me Against The Music video happens in the Black Lodge/Red Room

HELLoooOOOoooOOO

We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

If she's so cute, why is she single at 50 years old, huh? Will she likely die alone?

Hello Frenlo

I want a hottie to help me go peepee and get the milk out of my dingdong

>episode is so boring no one is talking about it
JUST

which one?
Ashley juddy

Britney in the Roadhouse when?

No more of talk where God or Angel guest
With Man, as with his friend, familiar us'd,
To sit indulgent, and with him partake
Rural repast; permitting him the while
Venial discourse unblam'd.
I now must change
Those notes to tragick; foul distrust, and breach
Disloyal on the part of Man, revolt,
And disobedience: on the part of Heaven
Now alienated, distance and distaste,
Anger and just rebuke, and judgement given,
That brought into this world a world of woe,
Sin and her shadow Death, and Misery
Death's harbinger: Sad talk!yet argument
Not less but more heroick than the wrath
Of stern Achilles on his foe pursued
Thrice fugitive about Troy wall; or rage
Of Turnus for Lavinia disespous'd;
Or Neptune's ire, or Juno's, that so long
Perplexed the Greek, and Cytherea's son

>i thus began to understand his significance

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So the bar at the end of every episode is another dimension?

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Seriously?
All of the Major Briggs plot was interesting.
>Briggs' headless body is found that hasn't been aged in 25 years
>Briggs's head floating through space telling coop "Blue Rose"

We finally get to hear more about whats going on with him.

why Rancho Rosa logo changes color??

Game of Thrones is a GOOD SHOW

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whats this stance trying to convey

AAAAAAAH FUCK IT

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE!!!

FREEZE!

>nice and wet

What made you think this. Also I agree with this

PUSSY
NICE AND WET

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LEEESBIANS!!!!

>tfw you will never be cool in the main timeline

>Game of Thrones is a GOOD SHOW

for gay fagoots

BLUE KEYS!!!!!

brainlets need entertainment, too.

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>bodyless cosmic Major

It actually is interesting

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I just hope the streaming sites don't switch to GoT.

buy showtime and support lynch you fagoot

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BILLY RAY CYRUS SHOWED UP AND I CLAAAAAPPED!!

Desperate need for self esteem

Dr Coop? I'm HOE

Of course they will. The only reason they stream anything in the first place is to hit people with 0day flash player exploits. The amount of people trying to stream a GoTs season premier will be huge.

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>alternate dimensions
>good acting from Matthew Lillard
>confirmed Booper is working through Patrick Fishcler
>gordon and tammy and diane standing around awkwardly

your standards have been raised too high.

Why does evilcoop have a national network of absolutely loyal henchmen including hot young women that are dying to fuck him? What do they get out of it?

that doesn't change the fact that no one talking about it

LLORANDO!

NO HAY BANDA
NO HAY BANDA

is she best peaksfu?

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Dr. Who Cinematic Universe (Is Greater than) > Twin Peaks Cinematic Universe

Lynch's face as he smoked that cigarette was hilarious

haha well memed friend

no 119 is

>tfw lillard admitted on his twitter that the part 9 scenes were the toughest thing he's ever done in his career

kek

delete this my boy

BRUTAL FUCKING MURDER

i really want reddit to leave

>>confirmed Booper is working through Patrick Fishcler

Does this confirms Bad Cooper as the "billionare"?

golly

Lynch is showing us how easily Kyle could destroy us all if he was born evil with those looks.

Only purity allowed.

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The other thing I forgot to mention was that 253 was mentioned in the first episode this season and now we're given more insight on the importance of that number.

It was a ton of dialogue to work through while highly emoting

i wouldn't say so. the billionaire might still be Audrey or a third party doing time-space research (the person who co-edits Lillard's blog?)

that show's still on?

We haven't seen Laura in a very long time. Please someone tell us all where she has gone.

>not posting her best angle

Using Briggs' body when the actor is dead feels weird as hell

The bookhouse boys

SCOOB DIVING

To the land of coke and leo!

>mfw

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

the family may have asked more because of this
money talks

>tfw he's talking about Christa Bell

I swear that was included on purpose to hear him say scoob

But you guys said Tim Roth was going to be a recast Jeffries..............

>Ike the Spike finally fucked himself.
Best line so far.

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you have been issued a court order to delete this image right now

she's the cutest!

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COOOWBOOOOYS

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i love lynch, i love herzog, i love tarkovsky. i love slow movies. i watched all of the shorts on davidlynch dot com when they were originally uploaded.

the real reason that most scenes are drawn out now is the 18 episode obligation and nothing else. it's why there is a different band at the bar at the end of almost very episode, to pad the episodes out to around 60 minutes.

lynch has final cut. but he also had to give showtime 18, 60 minute episodes under his contract.

Lynch says its like an 18 hour movie, but that
s false. episode 8 was deliberately stretched out to fit a 60 min time frame. all the episodes before that were edited in a way so that the nuke, the giant, and the gotta light scenes would all happen within the 8th episode. if he really edited this like a long movie maybe the nuke section would've ended episode 8, and the giant section would've started episode 9.

the sweeping scene, tammy/gordon/diane awkward silence scene, jacoby painting the shovels, giving NIN a 4 minute performance. ALL of that is padding. Its not an artistic decision, its a contract obligation decision.

Constance and Albert best ship

>not *blocks your path*

no idea how lynch got approved to dig up a grave and chop the head off for a god damn TV show

she was reincarnated into the orb and sent to earth
The way Cooper regains his memory is when he see's Laura's reincarnation

>this post
lmao, nice bait

i want to suck on her milky's, ass, and feet

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