Homestuck

>there are people who are still butthurt about Vriska Serket
>and the epilogue
>and the forced ships
>and character regression

Hussie planned everything in advance. But please dump your own version of the epilogue. People need a good laugh.

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Vriska gets crucified and Karkat gets stoned.

You know, I don't even care anymore.
Hussie could release the most satisfying epilogue that I've ever seen, complete with a walk around section, and I would just say something along the lines of
>eh

Why would Hussie plan on character regression?

Aranea comes back and rapes Vriska. Caliborn turns out to be Karkat's son that he has with Dave. Millions of Vriska's come out of a hole in John's chest. Jane and Roxy get into a gay relationship. Everything the fans wanted!

Irony. Subversiveness.

>tfw dropped this webcomic before the shitstorm

Anyway, what happened at the end?

The most predictable thing imaginable plus Vriska solving all of the problems and Davekat.

youtube.com/watch?v=RztlTIB66uY

You guys need to let go. This isn't healthy.

Ride a bike, read a book, trim your nails, do a puzzle. Anything else.

But Homestuck is a puzzle. :^)

That's so retarded that even Hussie wouldn't do it ironically.

If you want a actual answer

>Game over happens
>John and Roxy decide to just fucking die
>terezi comes and stop that "F1X TH1S N1GG3R

>john uses his retcon powers to go back and fix things
>the only thing being making davekat and vriska being alive
>back to the present
>vriska tells everyone what to do
>vriska goes and fight lord english
>everyone else fights other villains
>they win expect we never figure out if lord english has been defeated
>they get a new universe
>they may or may not have went into it
>thats it.

Literally nothing happens

You don't know that.

>Walk outside
>See this
>Hey Anoooooooon
>Can I come with you to the store?
>I promise I'll 8ehave!

What do?

What if the new world was just an illusion created by Calliope and the epilogue is just another 4 acts?

Fuck off. I don't want to get raped by whatever horn dildo shit you have.

>Call the police

Sure, whatever.

>2 years ago during hiatus's
>People still somewhat optimistic
>still talking about the comic
>hsg banned on site

>now
>comic dead
>everyone hated it, no hope
>threads continue

confusedblackman.jpg

still the 8est

Sup Forums only runs on negativity.

does anyone have any good fanfiction that will allow me to never let go of this shit comic?

So I've been having some discussion with fellow Homestuck fans, and how nanobots would fuck up the game.

We ended up concluding that an army of self-replicating, self-enchanting nanobots that destroy things would defeat an army of Ringwraiths.

In meantime, have some cute chubby Jane.

[S] Collide happened.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wYN6rB_Rg

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Ayyyyyyy Lalonde.

furaffinity.net/view/20664937/

Warning: Real fuckin' gay carapacian stuff.

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I'm interested but not interested enough to get a FurAffinity account. Imgur it?

Jade Harlayyyyyyy
Jayyyyyyyy Harlmao

Oh damn, I totally forgot FA requires an account for NSFW stuff. That's the only reason I even joined in the first place.

imgur.com/a/ccPRH

Squidapple is back?
Big-titted Jade is back?

Punch in snout to stablish dominance

I'm kind of in the mood to look for some nice cosplays.

Does anyone want any specific characters?

Lord English

>nice cosplays
>Lord English
Ok, I'm going to lower my standards I guess

Also that pic is cute, but goddamn Dave's cape is shit.

insaneclownposse.com/News/the-juggalo-march-on-washington-is-scheduled-for-9-16-17

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

It's ironically bad
Also if there's no good LE stuff, then the Felt in general minus Snowman.

if some huge burly man just painted himself green it would probably work. sucks no burly man has ever read homestuck

Goddamn, her hair is incredible.

I usually don't care for cosplay but 100% into that.

Wow an adult dave that doesn't look like total shit, I'm surprised. I have a handful of felt results, but they also don't look very good desu

If you're burly, you're probably also going to be hairy which doesn't go well with bodypaint unfortunately

Nepeta, Terezi and Feferi if you've got some stand outs. Seen a lot of quality cosplays of the other popular troll ladies, but not so much those three.

pretty much all men are hairy, loki friend. size is irrelevant. and anyone can wax

I'm almost positive that's just an Arda wig (Jareth Long Classic in black)

That's very true! It might just be easier to use a nice body stocking though

That was the dumbest comment ever, Loki.

>Wow an adult dave that doesn't look like total shit
It's just a shirtless guy in a blonde wig

Definitely! Those are usually really cute cosplays, Ive already got a couple nice Terezis

I just have guy friends who have less hair than I do, but they're skinnyfat, sorry

Wouldn't surprise me, probably came with the horns. Still looks good, though, and about as close to actual Vriska hair as possible, real or no real.

dave is just a guy with blonde hair though

There are so many things wrong with >If you're burly, you're probably also going to be hairy which doesn't go well with bodypaint unfortunately that it makes me hate you forever. Sorry, I'm banning you now.

He's not even wearing a wig, but at least he's attractive enough for a lewd photoset. Most actual male Daves I've seen are awkward looking.

I'll look for some vriskas after this! Her wig is straight out of the bag in that pic, I want to try to impress you

I'm saying naturally hairy; if they shave or wax then that's different.

VERY RUDE.

Still dumb as Hell.
Very.

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Nice. You da best, Loki.

True, there are very few male Daves, and even fewer attractive male Daves.

I always loved the Terezi RP outfits, shame we didn't get to see more of them after the cloun intervention. Still, I would imagine there's a good cosplay with the scarf out there too, very illidan-esque.

And one of them is fucking a cute brown Jade and you aren't

Her cape is still my favorite thing to see as an accessory for Terezi cosplays

it 8urts

where ii2 kk..

It burts........?

Running Homestuck-themed Cards Against Humanity again: pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=58

We have, in the deck
-The 90's Pack
-A SBAHJ Deck
-A Midnight Crew Intermission Deck
-The Unofficial /hst/ Deck (still has room to grow!)
-The Cards Against Humanity black cards (but not the white ones)
-A Homestuck Deck
-A couple of other small (20-40 cards or so) fandom related decks for spice

Damn, she a qt. Got any Neps with the hair fangs?

FLARP outfits
I'll post a couple more Terezi, then look for feferi and vriska

But who was prom king

Clover

I'll look for some more, but 2013 HS cosplayers were pretty bad at cutting accurate wigs

God speed, appreciate the effort. Amusingly enough, the Terezi in seems to have a pretty good pair of hair-fangs on her. Though it's obviously intended to look more like Terezi's own spiky fringe, it does a damn good job of looking like Nep's.

this is actually a nepetasprite wip, but her wig styling is cute

Last nepeta because searching her cos tag is painful

sollux
as always

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Your efforts were appreciated, though now I'm curious to know, which is the worst to search?

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I normally grab from /cgl/ archives because they've waded through the shit. Specific requests are more difficult.

Most of the tags are full of barely recognizable nudestuck gifs now, but I'd guess Karkat's the worst

Starting the second round.

Ah that makes sense, can only imagine how bad some of the average to worse ones get. Always nice when some of the more neglected characters get some cosplay love though, that Feferi is great.

>Karkat's the worst
Why am I not surprised.

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It looks like most feferi cosplayers don't know about lacefront wigs for her hairstyle

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i'll go look for some vriska

Do you think Feferi's farts were the real thing killing all of the sea-dwelling animals and not the garbage from the land-dwellers?

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Does anyone find it weird how Karkat or Terezi never reached god tier? should they have went god tier?

No.

No because they didn't progress as people.

Karkat should have lost levels.

>password

help

Karkat should have been banned from the game.

Sburb admins never respond

Karkat probably gave them sexual favors.

Game's over for the evening my dude
Will have another one tomorrow after I get my wisdom teeth out so it'll be hilarious

Groovy.

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2013 me was willing to accept any ending that didn't have Karezi.

2013 me didn't know how bad things could possibly be.