Mom and dad, I want you to meet my girlfriend. Her name is Amina and she's from Somalia

>Mom and dad, I want you to meet my girlfriend. Her name is Amina and she's from Somalia.
How do your parents react?

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>How do your parents react?
Hello Amina. Are you hungry? Can i get you something?

I am not even black but i am sure my parents would not care. Hell, my sister is a lesbian and my parents love her gf.

No idea, they'd probably worry and hope it's pump and dump

>homosexualism among animals : proved

hopefully by disowning me

>among animals
Race bait does't work with me. I am 6,25% native and not ashamed. LOL

You're surely white.

Why?
Fag

With overwhelming approval

they'd be pretty happy I guess lol, she's fine as fuck

They’d be happy. Any parents who’s react negatively at their own child getting a gf are just bantering

>his parents don’t make fun of him being a 21 year old virgin

Oh it’s just me? ;_;

>am 6,25% native

Rest of the % is monkey?

Nahhh. The only part of me that is really white, is the part that is not exposed to the sun.

Also, i am pretty sure you would like to live among us, moneys. Drinks are cheap, cigars too and you will never, ever froze to death.
Nothing fills more a men hearth, that a woman with a nice ass.

My dad would give me the "son, you do well to dick it" look when I always brough home hot gfs.

>You're not gay?! Thank God!

Jokes aside, they'd be polite in front of her but call her a nigger as soon as she was out of earshot. My grandad would just call her a nigger to her face. He's done it before to one of my cousins who was going out with a nigger.

Nice one, son!

>You have a girlfriend? For real?

What did she do?

They'd be extremely relieved that I'm no longer a lonely loser

It was a male nigger. He did nothing because my grandad is 6'7" and still looks like he could punch in a hole in a weedy little nigger if he took the notion. Conversation was something along the lines of:

>cousin brings nigger into grandad's house
>grandad says "how'd you even find a nigger in this country?"
>nigger doesn't know waht to do, looks at cousin for support
>cousin says "don't say that grandad"
>grandad says "don't bring niggers into my house then"
>nigger laughs awkwardly because he thinks grandad is joking
>grandad continues "back in my day we used to tarmac the road with his kind"
>nigger stops laughing and asks cousin if they can leave

She's only dated whites since, so it must've worked.

unironically kick me out of the house.

Damn. I kinda feel bad for whoever she was dating but this is hilarious

Nice fantasy Simon, but I hope you realize people shrink as they age and I doubt your fantasy grand dad was the lankiest 7'3" cunt in manchester.

Wouldn't have happened if he stayed in his own country. It's his own fault. Or at least his parents' fault.

>Drinks are cheap
Check.
>cigars too
I prefer cigarettes.
>you will never, ever froze to death
Check. My commieblock is hot as hell in winter.
>that a woman with a nice ass
I prefer that ass to be white, thank you very much.

> white ass
no such thing

They would probably make a black joke or something and scare her off

Nice to meet you Amina,we are user's parents. Have a seat and I'll go prepare tea.

This.

Grandad was 6'9" in his prime. All of his sons are 6'3" or more. I myself am 6'6". His side of the family has a genetic defect regarding the amount of collagen in our connective tissues, so they're more elastic. Meaning that during our growth spurts, where everyone else's connective tissues would limit the growth of the skeleton, ours didn't. So that side of my family are all giants. Even the shortest of his daughters is 5'10", 7 inches taller than the national average.

We also aren't English.

>We also aren't English.
Dutch?

Literally nothing wrong with East African girls

she's finer than most brazilian babes I see on the streets. She's probably a model isn't she?

Irish. I'm in occupied Ireland.

There is a gap between big and cute, you know.

>tfw east Africa is going to get a horde of anons with raging boners trying to dilute their gene pool in my lifetime

Agreed tho, East Africans are nice.

What are you talking about, your parents can arrange a marriage for you with a local virgin village girl

Fucking Arabs complaining about girl problems, why do they even do that

Very unusual for "your people", right?

yeah probably part Iberian

Yeah. Entire family is above average.

What do you think? I'm sure even there it's not exactly an occurrence worth celebrating.

So do yours.

Memes aside, do you realize that is only popular in rural regions where people pretend that they live in medieval world?
Every country has his weird folks doing this.

I don’t want to. Most of the village girls here are short women who just want to fuck and produce kids all the time while I go out and work my ass off like s good got to pay rent. Fuck that. This isn’t the kind of relationship I want to be in.

how's east africa doing economically?

I'm calling bullshit on two things, that some old fuck 6'7" skeletor could punch a hole in a fruit cake let alone a person and secondly that he indeed exists and was 6'9" in his prime.

End the LARP by posting some pictures of your body, skeletor.

Work my ass off like a good goy*

You don't know what you're talking about Paulo. The Arab university students talk about how their parents will arrange a marriage for them, so they don't need to find a great. Middle class university educated people

How would posting pictures of my body prove that my grandad is tall? Why are manlets so triggered by height? Calm down m8. Aren't you supposed to be celebrating your national day today or something/

Are you that fat middle eastern commie in Australia?

Ask to the Egyptian.

*find a gf

It’s so bad and I’m not just saying this to shit on east Africa or anything like that. There is constant tension between Ethiopia, Somalia and Eritrea. They also depend on foreign aid a lot and the Oromo people are discriminated against a lot. Recently they built a dam on the river mile to produce hydroelectric energy, it may improve their economy.

So you not only want a hot GF, but she also has to be rich and be a CEO too.

Lower your standards

there's thousands of fucking aussie posters here what in the fuck makes you think you can pinpoint one, cunt?

Because your Sup Forumstard fantasies aren't believable in the slightest? Seems you are getting mad I can't suspend my disbelief to enjoy your shitty story.

Sounds awful, those poor girls should really migrate over to Europe and find nice, white husbands for themselves so they can live better lives.

Russian girls are cute AF tho.

Alright m8. If mine and my family's existence is literally unfathomable to you, I'll take it as a compliment. Happy Australia Day lad.

You can get a better complement by NOT USING A PORN IMAGE.

Because of that angry posting style and that indignant butthurt towards racism and Sup Forums lmao

Nah I just want true love. I want a girl I can cuddle with and watch shitty horror movies at night with. Love to me isn’t about fucking. I don’t even care about having kids. I just want a gf for the experience not to make sex and kids. If I wanted to I can have 20 kids and live like a simpleton but what’s the point? Life isn’t a contest about who can fuck the most.

This, plenty of qt, non-whore Russian girls you could have posted

Here is a Brazilian beauty, cute AF too.

It's not Australia day any more, dumb cunt. Fucking brick wall mong. You type like a fucking seppo.

I honestly have no clue what in the fuck you are on about cunt, do you have a screw loose? Like I just said before there's thousands of us, unless I decide to avatarfag there's no way you're going to be correct making your retarded guesses like that. Try again when you hurdle past your mental deficiency.

She has a penis, doesn’t she

>Ethiopian
That girl is Somali
It's the same one from the OP
This is an Ethiopian
Ethiopians are more Semitic than Somalis

How about shut the fuck up, and quit acting like a spergy fucktard?

Forgot you lads live in the future. Happy Day After Australia Day lad. I hope you can grow some more before your growth plates fuse or whatever it is that's making you so irate.

Fingers crossed it's not skin colour, eh lad?

Well I could post you a pic that proves she does not. But that would get me banned again.

Uh huh. So I was correct then. You're familiar. I can even see through text that you are seething right now.

Well,it seems thread is no longer OP related.

Does she have nudes?

Please stop trying so hard to LARP as an Australian, even I can see you’re that Iraqi shitposter from MENA

This is why you're a virgin. stop idealizing your 3D waifu, and have 18 children with the village girl

haha lol she's not a monkey

>i don't care about race, that's why i took a dna test about my race haha

My parents are dead and I will never have a girlfriend.

Somalians have a bad rep where I live, so I think they would be a little bit worried because of all the implications that comes with it. Not necessarily with the girl, but her family and such.

For the record I am in a relationship with a Syrian now and they love her.

nice

Why the fuck are you so fixated about race Rus bro? Hate to break it to you but Russia is like 20% Asian, and 20% Brown.

What are you going to do if I don't? Boycott unclogging my toilet?

While you're forgetting things try forgetting how to breathe, you will do the world a favour.

At this point it's just fucking sad. I'd say you are embarrassing yourself but that's the national sport of Canada now isn't it? Would be strange if you weren't.

I don't know or care about your shitty squabbles in your shitty general, I hope you realise helping out your british boy love won't earn you that work visa you crave so bad.

>20% Asian, and 20% Brown.
and that's great. Gives you the choice.

I said shut the fuck up, you Kangooro nigger. Reported.

It is possible to take a DNA test out of curiosity about your ancestry you know. I am not race obsessed but I was curious about my ancestry so I got one.

what does their family think of you

Cry more

I prefer Asian.

>*buryats

Hahaha are you that Norwegian who is learning Arabic on the /lang threads?

>Reported

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO

Whats a Buryat?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buryats

She is very attractive.
They would be fine with her I think.

They are in Syria so I have only talked to them trough Skype for a bit. They seemed happy for their daughter and she has told me they don't have any problems.

No.

Btw, is having interracial relationship in Russia socialy accetable or not?

Practically.. People don't give a fug i would say.
In Kazan (tatar's capital) it's okay to have marriages between russians and tatars.
Same for Altay and Syberia - it's okay to have marriages with natives cause practically a lot of people already do that.

How about blacks tho?

Yeah but those are people within the Russian sphere, what about Africans or such?

I can only suppose since we don't have a lot of black people here.
So.. i suppose people around will stare a lot on that kind of pair. But it's not like hatred it's more like "wow, wtf".

I’d rather stay a virgin than be a slave to the system.

Same. They'd be happy I found someone. My dad's Peruvian anyways.