AND YOU COULD HAAAVE IT ALL

AND YOU COULD HAAAVE IT ALL

>8 critics

whoa who could see that coming?

i knew the Dune ripoff was going to fucking suck.

good.

Casting some talentless pig in a lead role was proof enough this movie was gonna suck.

What a terrible name for a film.
Who the fuck is ever going to remember that? How did the studio every fucking greenlight this?

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

The first trailer looked really interesting until [generic teenage male antagonist #23453466] and [generic teenage female love interest #986546567] showed up.
I would've been a lot more invested in this if the whole cast was aliens, and not just another generic tween heartbreak story with a scifi setting.

Well the movie is directed by the guy who owns the studio so he can do anything he wants

Is this a trainwreck on par with that Wachowski space opera?

Has Luc Besson even made a good movie in the last 20 years?

think John Carter

>waaah it's not enough like muh star wars

John Carter was cool tho

Taken, I guess.
>mfw I had no idea they made this into a tv show
I've literally never heard about it till now. Was it shit?

You mean Cloud Atlas? Because that wasn't too terrible

Seems polarizing enough, but it's no Jupiter Ascending

>Leon 1994
>The Fifth Planet 1997

Damn it, so close

I've been wanting to read that book, but I keep forgetting about it.

Better question. Has he produced anything good in the last 20 years?

I kind of liked Transporter

I feel conflicted about Jupiter Ascending.
The characters were boring as fuck, and the acting was abysmal, but.. I loved the visuals, and the story sounded great on paper
>immortal beings trading whole planets and solar systems with each other so they can harvest more essence to keep them immortal
>so rich and powerful that the only resource left to trade is time
Its a shame they fucked it up and turned it into a snorefest.

fifth element
has there been a good science fantasy movie since the 2000s?

I want to see this but the cast is so fucking ugly I don't think i'd be able to watch an entire movie with them.

I completely agree with you. The problem with Jupiter Ascending was that it was made by trannies for women. It was tonally all over the place and couldn't decided if it was sci-fi or a chick flick.

>requiring things to be pretty to enjoy them

That's what happens when you use Amish in Paradise

Why didn't they call it Valerian and Laureline?

they look like the genderbent versions of each other lel

Isn't that the question of the day

It helps

It's actually a lot higher than I thought it would be

If self proclaimed critics don't like it must be good.
I am surprised actually and now I cant wait to watch it.

They're not really ugly, but the actors are really hateable. So are their faces.

t. Ugly person