"We-"

>"We-"
>"Say no more, I know just the guy"

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>over 460 productions
Literally the most hardworking man in Hollywood

>w-
>He's already drunkenly recorded the lines, Sir.

>we need someone to direct this softcore gay porn movie and make it look like it's not softcore porn
>say no more

Last week I was in Hollywood and wanted to take a selfie when Eric Roberts suddenly approached me. At first he just stood there and looked at me for a few seconds before asking "hey there what are you filming?"
I told him I was just about to take a selfie.
He said "oh, no, that's not how you make a movie. you have to make a video then it's a film haha!"
"heh... yeah I think a normal selfie will do just fine. After al-"
"Nonsense! Here, let me set the scene so we can film a nice take. Do you know what a "take" is? It's a term professionals like me use in the Biz, Biz meaning the film business."
"I really can't right now I'm sor-"
"So we'll just put you here and I'll walk across the street. Don't forget to yell action and cut haha."
"O-okay... y-yeah.."
"What do you mean okay? We haven't discussed my fee yet."
"O-oh.. I d-"
"What you got in your pockets?"

At that point I just ran away.

I don't get the meme that this guy is in everything. I've seen a lot of movies and the only thing I can remember him from is the first season of Heroes where he was the boss of the company.

I only remember him from that mormon band's music video.

>""
>"He has already finished your entire filmography, sir. You can retire early."

He was great as the villain in Dead or Alive the one based on the fighting game and cool cat

he doesn't do as much TV as movies.

its not about in how many well known movies he was, its about the rate he shits out new ones.
look at his filmography and be amazed.
dude needs money even more than cage or deniro.

U haven't seen the Nolan batman movies, cable guy, national security, inhererent vice, expandables to name a few?

If you have not seen eric Roberts in at least 10 movies you haven't watched a lot of movies

It is well known that Eric Roberts literally does a lot of film appearances just for the sake of the art, not the money. I don't have any sources to confirm if he does it for free or not, but he definitely doesn't get paid a lot for some roles.

Is Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper the ultimate KINO?

>t. eric roberts posting from 3 film sets simultaneously

Apparently I've only seen him in four movies and I don't really remember his roles in those movies.

>'HE MUST HAVE FRIENDS'
>'friends? ...you met this guy?'

>Inferno
>Dante
>Demonic Dead
>Devil

Pottery.

He also played Hades in the last season of Lost Girl. He was the best antagonist.

>Eric Roberts, of all people, voiced the kitty, and recorded his lines in 15 minutes. “I just called him up and said, ‘Hey Eric, can you do the voice in my talking cat movie?’ He said, ‘Sure, when do you want to do it?’ I said, ‘How about now?’”
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Jesus Christ this man will do anything