What happens here?

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Basically a more jewy version of belgium.

Money laundering

Maximum cultural enrichment since 2013. Only two years and it's already a 'stan shithole.

there rare to talk, but there always fucking asshole

>Bourg
Like we even needed confirmation on that

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We buy our cheap booze and tobacco there.

haven for the remaining rich white folk

and coffe

big companies like amazon are there, low taxes

the natives have french accent though their french is bad??? never understood that.

>the natives have french accent though their french is bad??? never understood that.
Luxembourgish is a bastardized peasant dialect by German peasants that tried sucking up to the French.

the germans, kaiser wilhelm also sold that piece of land to the french bc he thought it was worthless.

>multilingual country
barely anybody speaks a normal language except luxembourigsh, which sounds terrible.

we dont want to speak about how the natives there are....

Tax evasion.
Pedophilia.
Incest.
Mosque building.

Isn't that a gas station

>Mosque building.
We don't have one. Yet.

This used to be the 'german playground' of the dutch king. After it became independent it turned into a tax haven full of germans trying to be french.

Money laundering and alcoholism.

Uncommon flags and shitposting.

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Secret portuguese colony