Be american

>Be american
>Think brazil's capital city is buenos aires.

lmao, they're dumb as fuck.

...

lmao everyone who has been to 2nd grade knows it's rio de janeiro

Won't matter what their capital is once I'm through with them

One day my friend. One day...

Lel, Chile sure is a funny place.

>Be playing some shit
>American is in my team
>"Where are you from?"
>"Buenos Aires"
>"ooo eu falo portuguese mais o menos"
>mfw

who honestly takes the time and effort to learn about South American nations?
North American, Asian and European nations are the only ones that matter anyway...

KEK
WTF
It was a prank. No way it's true.

they are pretyt stupid lmao

>i'll learn only about countries that are rich.
>brainlet

It's obviously Rio de Janeiro.

Here’s a challenge that I bet nearly every non-American will answer incorrectly without cheating with Google:

Name the Capital city of any state in the US. You can pick any state you want, you just have to correctly name it’s capital.

Said the belganon

Your cunt is so irrelevant that your neighbours only noticed you were there when French needed someone to call dumb.

New York-Albany

Texas- austin

Jackie Chan

FUCK

Oh god, I was right!

Lmao we have some dirty damn liars right here.

What? Everyone would say the capital is Rio.

LMAO Brazil is a city, cities can't have capitals you dumbass

I used to talk with an Albany chick and she got mad at me because I said that NY is the capital of NY...

What about London?

California - Los Angeles
Florida - Miami
Washington - Seattle
Michigan - Chicago

>Michigan - Chicago

> meet brazeloian
> 'where you from'
> panama
> OO SEU PARANA CORASAOO MUTIO BOM MEU PAIS EU BRASEU FILHO DA PUTA CARAJOO PARANAO PARANAO

I don't think this ever happened...

Did Kanye and his Coldplay feature lie to me?

Chicago is in Illinois

nashville

>Belgium

You gotta be kidding us.

>0/4
At least you tried

Mississipi-Jackson
Hawaii-Honolulu
Texas-Houston

Cleveland, Ohio?

Without googling it's Rio right? The only other thing I could think of is Sao Paulo but I'm 99% sure it's Rio.

Oh :(

Ask the average argenshit anything about geography and they will be just as clueless.

Washington-Seattle

>0/2
At least you tried

Well shit, just checked now
>Brasilia
how original

New Mexico - Santa Fe

I know this because I've been there. Lovely city.

Texas is Austin

>2/3
At least I tried
It's cool how the whole city was designed by one man, who also made the UN building

Your mum - me

nobody know where is Argentina
let it stay that way

Illinois-Chicago

California's capital is Sacramento.

Easy. Rule of thumb for American capitals is they aren't the largest cities, applies to Canada too.

Argentina is right next japan. in the Mongolian sea

Florida- Talahassee. I learned this one the hard way after making an ass out of myself when I lived in FL and saying in fornt of the class FL's capital is Miami

>Argentina made north korea angry
>North korea nuke argentina
>The bomb fall in brazil

>says the non-country

it did

Springfield. A lot of capitals in the United States are backwater towns in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, especially in the Midwest.

italian education

>>Argentina made north korea angry
what? even if we piss off comarade kim, he cant reach us

but he can reach mexico

Buenos Aires > Brasilia

>applies to Canada too

Untrue for several provinces.

So?

Exceptions to the rule, I can't be bothered with most Canadian states or Canada at all really.

Alaska --> Juneau