They have menus in middle earth?

They have menus in middle earth?

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I suspect the taverns would have rudimentary menus for the patrons

He wouldn't say that if that wasn't the case, would he?

Do orcs have taverns? They aren't shown to have buildings or commerce.

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Fuck I love that scene

Did Gimli have a medical degree?

They believe in systems, similar to our belief in humors. Each system is related to a different emotion. By triggering the nervous system, the victim acts nervously (i.e. trembling).

What do orcs eat in lieu of meat?

Tolkien's wave off is that they have elaborated green lands east of Mordor. And tolkien-fags WILL defend this while dissing GRRM.

Well they must live somewhere and they must eat somewhere.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc_(Middle-earth)
>Ctrl+F "menu"
>1 result
>can't find it
peter jackson must have dug up some deep lore

Were-worms.

This is some /x/ shit, holy fuck.

What was Sauron's tax policy towards the Orcs?

Grubs.

They had golf. According to Tolkien.

You mean insect MEAT?

maggot-ee bred

STINKIN'

What was Mordor's tipping culture?

They don't tip.