How do you go from this

How do you go from this...

to THIS??

we're going to get so sick of super hero garbage that movies 40 years from now are going to be nothing but black and white experimental films about fields of grass.

who the fuck bought that?

how do you even go to the first one?

Id rather have that, the jamie foxx one looks like he's genuinely retarded

Hoo hoo hoo

This is such garbage I can't believe they have the balls to ship it.

This one does admittably look pretty cool though.

Probably not worth the price.

>exclusive

Oh is it limited?

>no

Numbered?

>no

So it's exclusive.. to the amount that you can sell? Wow, what a deal.

I want to buy the Jamie Foxx thing for the sake of the meme. Everything about ASM 2 is startlingly bad.

what kind of idiot not only buys these shitty movies, but buys a super expensive version of them just because they come in some stupid shitty plastic toy?

are there prosthetic lips i can kiss on that mask?

I hate head shaped cases. It took me forever to find another season six Simpsons that isn't that cheap piece of plastic.

What is up with DVD storage?

*tips fedora*

to this?

WATCH OUT
For the Watchmen!

Cretin manchildren

...to this?

kek

To this!

No. Superhero movies are the 2000s equivalent of westerns in the 60s or scifi in the 80s. The hype will eventually die and 40 years from now one will come out and everyone will talk about what a delightful nod to the past it is

What about superhero westerns, like Jonah Hex?!

the first amazing movie had two statues.
the second has a jamie foxx head that looks like a testicle.

I'm glad I'm not alone in this. I laugh every fucking time I see this thing.

How could they fuck up the Lizard that badly?

Literally the only good "collector's edition" case I don't regret owning.

Nice Tin Can which is just a subtle reference to the film, fun to open up and doesn't risk harming the disk. They didn't make the fucking case a bloody ear.

Both look terrible

Nice, now you can make them kiss

pffft hahahaha

I want to see someone blowing a load to that.

buy one on ebay for like $20

Wow, talk about fake advertising. The blue color doesn't look nowhere near as a electric in real life as in OP's photo, does it?

kek
How big is it? Is it the size of a real human head?

you can turn it on with batteries.

Jakub?

Oh... yah I thought so

...

looks like that sneering baseball player

I want to make it kiss my penis.

Fug,you should take a pic with your dick pressing against the lips.