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What's going to happen /got/?

>S07E01: Dragonstone
>Jon Snow (Kit Harington) organizes the defense of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the odds and Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes home.

>S07E02: Stormborn
>Daenerys receives an unexpected visitor, Jon faces a revolt, and Tyrion plans the conquest of Westeros.

>S07E03: The Queen’s Justice
>Daenerys holds court, Cersei returns a gift, Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.

>what's going to happen?

Nikolaj will be giving a few more terrible acting performances for one.

tully smell funny

I think he's one of the better actors on the show desu. Why do you think he's terrible?

/got/ is absolutely atrocious at finding words that rhyme with Tully

He's regressed over the course of the show, he's completely limited & he has the range of cardboard

>inb4 b-but it's because he doesn't like the material he's given!!!111111

If the leaks are true (and they probably are) then this season is going to be worse than the last one.

He's good in the scene with Edmure.

Though Edmure is one of the best actors in the show.

I love how cryptic they've made it, yet the spoilers for the entire season were revealed in October 2016.

Azor Roose
Bolt-on

awfully bully the foully tully

If some Northmen lord wants to chill and hang out with Roose Bolton, must one go all the way to Dreadfort to ask Roose?

Would Roose chill with you or any lord? Does Roose like play games?

What did Roose childhood looked like?

>If the leaks are true (and they probably are) then this season is going to be worse than the last one.

they have the same problem that a lot of films have (capeshit especially) in that they try to do too much fan-service instead of having more interesting and unique plots

At least we'll get some more missandei x grey worm scenes

>“WINDS will be different in some ways,” the author began, “but will parallel the show in others.” So far, so good.

--GRRM

LOL bookfags btfo

Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork

Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.

If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.

If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.

Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.

If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.

If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.

All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.

Good. I want to get a general idea of how the books would have ended had GRRM not become too fat to type with one finger.

is this supposed to be a good thing
the show would be watchable they nuked essos and everyone from there

And how old is this quote

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

CUTE

2 days ago

D&D are just very average writers. They were as good as the material they had to adapt, but left with only a few vague outlines (which for some part are worthless ever since they strayed so far off in so many places) they just produce a very average show.

>WINDS will be
That's where you're wrong GRRM

Reminder that House Florent is the best House and rightfull owners of Highgarden

What was the point of the "Melly is an old ugly woman" reveal from last season? They didn't really do anything with it. Was it just to have an EPIC TWIST to end the episode? Or are they actually going to use glamour disguises later on?

Is Wojack one person or species?
A specie called Wojacks.

Same as killing Jon. Shocking normies once and never mentioning it again.

Mell was used to get people to hate Stannis, then people hated her, but then they wanted her to res king snow, but she's bad so lets humanize her a bit before by showing how old she is, now peeps feel bad for her, bc old people are pitiful, now she reses Jon

Maybe to show she wasn't just a hot chick-magic is real! I don't know. You'd think they would show a flashback to when she started this. Perhaps she was around when some past important event happened-or someone in her bloodline started it and passed it along to her- the task of helping defeat the ww threat. But that would mean investing time in her character-which apparently they don't have or would rather use on something like Tyrion's jokes. It may be more thoroughly explained and would have been a shocker in the books but they ain't happening or won't for a while.

Stop posting this in every thread. It's not interesting, and it's not even an example of Morton's Fork. What you're describing is a Catch-22.

Anyone can be Wojack. All a matter of feels.

in some recent interview he said d&d basically tell him to shut up and say his lines whenever he asks anything about why is X happening, would that happen etc. so essentially hes another hes stopped caring

first episode is always shit, and there's never any big spoilers in them. meaning, we have to wait another 2 weeks for the real season to start

>“but will parallel the show in others.” So far, so good.

What did he mean by this?

you got a source on that? I'm genuinely interested, all the more ammo I can get to use against my normie friends who love this shit I'll take

>George posting about all the tv shows he's been watching lately

JUST FINISH THE FUCKING BOOK

He's right. Dany has a slave army comprised of men who were tortured to become unsullied, akin to Sauron's army comprised of elves tortured to be elves. Both Dany and Sauron build their armies in the East and plan to conquer the West.

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>an award-winning novelist
>"canceled"

*tortured to be orks

There's also great comparisons between the Ironborn/Pirates, and the Dothraki/Unsullied and the Orcs/Easterlings.

>NCW is complaining about some scenes on the show making no sense and should happen differently

Welp.
It's been a good run Jaime.
Preemptively pressing F.

So will this season be in 4k?

so gurm is basically a hack that while publically quibbling with a man, steals the essence of his story?

He gets turned into a jonfag at the end of season 7 which i would consider worse than death

It's gonna be in 16k VR Choose Your Own Adventure

Lol defensive jaimefags

Jon is the good guy though, joining him would redeem Jaime's past. The fuck does Sup Forums have against Jaime?

Pretty much and goes "I can do it better." with the whole "I wonder what Aragorn's tax policy was and if Gondor had a standing army?" and "I wonder what Sauron's motivations were. Could we—as readers—have felt more empathy with him had Tolkien shown us more?"

He's a hack for sure.

Sup Forums is the only place you'll find people still pretending that Jaime is a good character

this

ebin

Whats wrong with it?? So, a whole season after Cersei does what he killed the mad king for and being her beta bitch its fucking telling a lie to Snuh that gets him to kill her?? It wasn't all the other lies and murders noooooooooooooooooooo its lying to snuh that motivates him

*leave her

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BECOME A GOOD PERSON ONCE YOU'RE EVIL REEEEEEEEEEEE MUH AUTISM REEEEEEEEEEE

I hope Tyrion backstabs Danny just to watch you Dannyfags freak out.

>I hope Tyrion backstabs Danny just to watch you Dannyfags freak out.
what im not a dany fag, i despise her, jon, cersei and tyrion

>worships Jon
>hates Danny
I've seen better liars in kindergarten.

Jaime is obviously more villainous than Jon Snu.
Doesn't mean he's a worse character tho.

It's not a 1:1 correlation between 'hero/villain' and 'good character/bad character'.

Jon (especially on the show) is an atrocious character, and nothing makes sense in his arc and he's plot armored up the ass, and destined to win in the end. Anyone joining him gets a bit tainted (see: Davos) and liked less because he's now part of the memecrew. Same thing with people joining with Dany.

Guess it's pretty much the same now tho given they'll ally and form said meme crew.

You're retarded and I say that as someone who doesn't even like jaime

>i despise her, jon
>worships Jon

I've seen better readers in kindergarten.

>hey bro! I totally HATE all the main characters don't you? haha my all time favorite character though...well he's so obscure you probably haven't heard of him...heh...he was only mentioned on one page of the book BUT HE'S FUCKING BASED lol.

>Jon is an atrocious character
????????????????
He LITERALLY UNITED THE NORTH AGAINST THE LANNISTERS. HE SAVED WINTERFELL. HE DEFEATED THE BOLTONS. THE FUCK.

I'm pretty sure they are exactly going for that kingslayer rerun story by having Cersei go crazy telling Qyburn to burn them all and then Jaime killing her while crying or something. like 98% sure they are headed that way.

none of this is true
you, like many others here are simply blinded by your contrarianism in a desperate attempt to have different opinions to "normies" and "reddit"

you know for people who have seen the dead rise up as a zombie army with officers that are literal ice gods, the nightswatch seems terribly unconcerned about it.

This is unironically me. HATE would be too strong a word for my feelings towards the 'main' characters though.

Cortnay Penrose is my fave and I'm also a Stannisfag so thats a strange mix.

How accurate is this?

not many of them have actually seen it

most of the first of the first men crew died or muntinty'd and then died, only grenn and edd made it back, then sam later. Jon only took a handful to hardhome and those were the ones who were loyal and stayed in the room with him after he got killed. Besides that none of them have seen wights or white walkers and probably only properly believed the story about the one that attacked mormont.

also you have to remember that most of them are retarded single minded criminals
and they have faith in the wall,

Who's the Donald trump of westeros?

The High Septon is a socialist but with a strong religious conservative views so thats a hard one actually.

how is cersei even remotely left of center
high sparrow top left, cersei top right, tywin top middle

>cersei
>left

?????????

Joffrey, obviously

>pro women
>pro science
>separation of church and state

more like mace tyrell or edmure

>The fuck does Sup Forums have against Jaime?
Nothing. The NCW and Jaime bashing just came in the last day or so. Reddit comes from the on season fags. That's also why you see people crying about Sup Forums (which is ironic because most of the newfags came to Sup Forums through Sup Forums because of the Donald)

Not so much a Dany fag, but I just like the Targyriens because MUH DRAGONS n' shiet.

But I really loved Barristan, I wish they'd kept him and had someone be Strong Belwas.

strong belwas is an incredibly stupid character and i'm glad they left him out

I only like Mel

He was a bit of a silly warrior that had a sense of honour.

I like characters like that.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill

>Someone who rallies a large group of people who feels unrepresented by their ruling class against the establishment by using a rhetoric of fear against a perceived threat and wins despite the odds

I could see this being Faegon depending on how the future books go. The threat being Dany and her WMD's and brown horde of killers obviously.

>implying Sup Forums isn't the jeering crown from Cersei's walk

Tywin.
Rich, tall, handsome, blond, holds highest office in the kingdom, works hard for his family, strong leader, hard worker, feels superior over others, is responsible for killing hundreds of rebels, supports the wall, shrewd business man, I could go on and on.

Bernie Sanders didn't do shit. At least the Sparrow managed to take out an entire House with him, as well as all the nobility of King's Landing.

>shrewd business man
>borrows and borrows and borrows from the iron bank
>"all our gold mines are dry lol just borrow more shit what could go wrong"

DnD really made show Tywin into a fool didn't they? What were they thinking with that scene? Borrowing and borrowing from the iron bank was supposed to be Littlefingers thing and done specifically to destabilize westeros.

>the show is canon

The show? He's a fucking retard in the books too. How do you not realize your son and daughter are fucking, AFTER YOU CAUGHT THEM EXPERIMENTING ON EACH OTHER AS CHILDREN.

this is a Sup Forums board, m8

Barron is secretly the one who will save us all?

There's a difference between being a bad/distant/uncaring father than being retarded politically and economically.

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why isn't jon on this? he's king in the north now