cat on head edition
/ausnz/
Noah Perez
Austin Hill
rump roasts are bad
James Price
Welcome home onni-chan
Why?
Just drown it in bbq sauce and that shit is tasty
Isaiah Evans
and I'm back from another day at work
I hurried back as fast as I could master
beef in general is bad
how's your day going, you just hanging around your temporary flat?
James Myers
bottom round, my bad
>Why?
I guess I cooked it wrong
Jaxson Martinez
*roasts your rump*
William Moore
>you just hanging around your temporary flat?
Yep
though I did go for a walk in the botanical gardens are little while a go whilst getting lunch.
It sucks not being able to unpack, but I start lectures on monday so I start being less bored then.
Is it medium rare the entire way through?
You probably overcooked it.
Camden Lopez
>beef in general is bad
Do you just hate meat or something?
Dominic Parker
He's a virgin highschooler so he only eats chicken nuggets.
Elijah Ramirez
>thumps my meat on the top of the desk
Are you hungry now?
Josiah Mitchell
do you know when your flat will be ready?
no I like meat, pork and chicken are some of my favourite things to eat
no u
Matthew Kelly
>do you know when your flat will be ready?
Nope, but they told me sometime next week.
I just hope they let me use their van again to move all my shit back into the other flat, it's gonna suck moving two 20kg bags over the hill on Dundas St
Robert Jones
>inspects it
thats not going to fill anyone up.
Aw yeah fair enough.
Jose Taylor
OwO
Brandon Ward
>thats not going to fill anyone up.
wow harsh, but probably fair
Joseph Martin
Fucking rude
Colton Flores
truth hurts
David Reed
>all these jealous people
I'm sure they'll develop some new surgery for you lads
Jonathan Barnes
My room Is far too hot...
I've got all the windows and doors open in the place but it's still too hot.
He he he.
I'm just teasin'.
Jacob Campbell
Hmmm....
Juan Phillips
me in the pic
Henry Richardson
Hmmm.... indeed.
Really gives you a lot to think about.
Lucas Watson
slut
I know right
Nathan Flores
do you have a porch
Owen Ortiz
Good day m8
Juan Ross
good day mate, how's it going?
Hudson Martin
>uni clocktower goes off every hour and is super loud being literally on campus
ok, maybe living here would suck afterall, but I guess it would be fine with the window closed, and it would help getting up early in the morning.
Daniel Bailey
>it would help getting up early in the morning.
nothing would help you with that lazybones
Dylan Ward
what's the point of life?
Julian Rogers
stop calling me that!
Hudson Clark
BACK FROM MY NANS!
Hello desu!
Matthew Campbell
stop calling me a highschooler!
Christian Green
Nah not really.
Don't have much of a yard either, it's quite small.
A place I used to stay at had a big veranda which we used to laze about on hot days drinking.
Very peaceful.
Charles Young
What's got you down desu?
Joshua Bailey
my parents have a screened in porch with swings on it that we sit on when it's hot
Josiah Clark
I won't stop telling the truth!
Fascist!
Wyatt Morgan
nothing's got me up
Julian Allen
Anything in the middle?
Christian Brown
It's a filthy lie you pig
Cameron Allen
woke up
AGAIN
Gavin Thompson
good
I like it when you wake up because I can talk to you
Liam Allen
Love you desu.
Jack Brown
gonna head down to the supermarket, anyone want anything?
good morning, sleep well?
did your sleeping pill + booze experiment go well?
Julian Martinez
BEER
Matthew Campbell
Grab me some yogurt
Dylan Evans
Okay I'll get some extra
Justin King
A reason to live would be nice
Nathan Miller
BUY ME PODS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
John Cox
Ew, no
I dunno if they have those down there
You don't need anymore pods
Cameron Ward
what
how is that "ew"
Ryder Ross
I ATE HALF THE PACKET YESTERDAY AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT HELP ME AAAAAAAAH
Tyler Sullivan
Haha!
The only thing he's getting from the supermarket is my beers.
You all don't get anything.
Thomas Murphy
well took two pills and became too lethargic to do anything and now im feeling weird also slept like a log
thanks desu
;-;
Cameron White
bloody alcoholics
Brandon Barnes
>That gif
I-I want that so badly now.
Julian Brooks
>b-b-but no go zones dont exist
>mfw the swedish prime minister is considering sending the military into the no go zones
Xavier Perry
no one mentioned no-go zones
Cooper Perez
retards on Sup Forums do
Samuel Clark
so why post about it here
Anthony Howard
>off by one
Isaiah Robinson
>MUSLIM NO-GO ZONES, REMOVE KEBAB, PRAISE KEK, GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP IS BASED, SWEDEN IS KEKED
>it's literally just gangs fighting each other over drug profits
It's like they don't understand that literally every country has organized crime.
Dominic Miller
the virgin weeb
the chad handicapped
Jose White
...
Nathaniel Rodriguez
...
Hunter Davis
STOP BULLYING OHIO!
Bentley Allen
feel sick
Chase Wright
Go drink some water.
Christian Scott
Food illness or like a headache?
Cameron Sanchez
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY. I M WEARING A TRENCHCOAT AND GO OUT IN THE COLD FOR A WALK.
I AM THE MANLIEST MAN ITT RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A BOTTOM SUB SLUT AGAIN IM GONNA FUCKING PUNCH HIM. I AM THE FUCKING RULER HERE. I AM THE DOMINANT PART OF SOCIETY.
Ayden Butler
*headbutts in the nose*
Nothing personal sissy desu :3
Andrew Baker
gas but it's putting pressure on my chest and it's uncomfortable
Bentley Roberts
DONT EVER CALL ME SISSY AGAIN OR SOMETHING HORRIBLE WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU VISIT.
Brayden Clark
You fucking tell em bunny.
Go get it.
Jacob Miller
I'm back
wow, yes sir you are a big manly man, please don't punch me
maybe go lay down for a bit
Benjamin Gomez
I'M GOING TO TRIP YOU, PUSH YOU TO THE GROUND, AND THEN TIE YOUR HANDS AND FEET SO YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE!
Adam Wilson
Height and weight?
Zachary Stewart
What did ya get from the supermarket?
Brody Butler
Some soda water to keep me refreshed in this hot weather
Jayden Martin
>Punch him
I think I found a loophole here Liech :3
Michael Gonzalez
has anyone here actually seen sankarea?
Jaxon Kelly
I AM SO FUCKING BACK
what you mean?
OH YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT ME I STABBED SOMEONE ONCE
GOOD KNOW YOUR PLACE CHALMERS ELSE MY WRATH WILL GET TO YOU
Dominic Gray
178 and 75 kilo
Tyler Nguyen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LET ME CUDDLE YOU IN THE MOST MANLY WAY POSSIBLE.
Jose Phillips
>What do you mean?
>>Punch him
>Punch HIM
>HIM
I'm free to do it without punishment :3
But I don't want to bulli you
Angel Smith
bulli me all the way you want i calmed down a little
Michael Thompson
O-oh ok. I'm not really good at bulli though, and Google isn't much help
Asher Johnson
if you wanna try i gladly be your test subject
Nicholas Barnes
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEWD
Oliver Bennett
fatty bunny
sounds like your owner has been over-feeding you
Jeremiah Jackson
i am not a fatty this weight is perfectly normal.. my tummy is flat reeee
Luis Peterson
>straya day yesterday
>forgot to look up the Dead Kelly website and download and blast the new national anthem all day to piss off my neighbours
youtube.com
Am I getting fined?
James Green
N-noted
>Implying being pushed to the ground while being told that you are a weak useless wimp for being pushed around by a little girl is lewd
Only broken people would find that lewd desu
James Johnson
Kek you madman.
O-of course desu.
Samuel Jackson
post tummy
now
Kevin Morgan
>Implying being pushed to the ground while being told that you are a weak useless wimp for being pushed around by a little girl is lewd
pls stop, I can only get so aroused
Luke Rogers
Do you not listen to based DK or what?
Leo Jones
Lads, I might get fucked by the uni for paying me fees late.
They are due on the 28th and I payed this morning but because it's the weekend the bank transfer won't go through till the 29th.
You reckon they'll leave me alone if I prove I sent the payment on the 27th?
Jordan Thompson
why do you care richboy?
Aiden Thompson
You just keep forgetting. Do you need me to remind you again, maso-pig?