cat on head edition
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rump roasts are bad
Welcome home onni-chan
Why?
Just drown it in bbq sauce and that shit is tasty
and I'm back from another day at work
I hurried back as fast as I could master
beef in general is bad
how's your day going, you just hanging around your temporary flat?
bottom round, my bad
>Why?
I guess I cooked it wrong
*roasts your rump*
>you just hanging around your temporary flat?
Yep
though I did go for a walk in the botanical gardens are little while a go whilst getting lunch.
It sucks not being able to unpack, but I start lectures on monday so I start being less bored then.
Is it medium rare the entire way through?
You probably overcooked it.
>beef in general is bad
Do you just hate meat or something?
He's a virgin highschooler so he only eats chicken nuggets.
>thumps my meat on the top of the desk
Are you hungry now?
do you know when your flat will be ready?
no I like meat, pork and chicken are some of my favourite things to eat
no u
>do you know when your flat will be ready?
Nope, but they told me sometime next week.
I just hope they let me use their van again to move all my shit back into the other flat, it's gonna suck moving two 20kg bags over the hill on Dundas St
>inspects it
thats not going to fill anyone up.
Aw yeah fair enough.
OwO
>thats not going to fill anyone up.
wow harsh, but probably fair
Fucking rude
truth hurts
>all these jealous people
I'm sure they'll develop some new surgery for you lads
My room Is far too hot...
I've got all the windows and doors open in the place but it's still too hot.
He he he.
I'm just teasin'.
Hmmm....
me in the pic
Hmmm.... indeed.
Really gives you a lot to think about.
slut
I know right
do you have a porch
Good day m8
good day mate, how's it going?
>uni clocktower goes off every hour and is super loud being literally on campus
ok, maybe living here would suck afterall, but I guess it would be fine with the window closed, and it would help getting up early in the morning.
>it would help getting up early in the morning.
nothing would help you with that lazybones
what's the point of life?
stop calling me that!
BACK FROM MY NANS!
Hello desu!
stop calling me a highschooler!
Nah not really.
Don't have much of a yard either, it's quite small.
A place I used to stay at had a big veranda which we used to laze about on hot days drinking.
Very peaceful.
What's got you down desu?
my parents have a screened in porch with swings on it that we sit on when it's hot
I won't stop telling the truth!
Fascist!
nothing's got me up
Anything in the middle?
It's a filthy lie you pig
woke up
AGAIN
good
I like it when you wake up because I can talk to you
Love you desu.
gonna head down to the supermarket, anyone want anything?
good morning, sleep well?
did your sleeping pill + booze experiment go well?
BEER
Grab me some yogurt
Okay I'll get some extra
A reason to live would be nice
BUY ME PODS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ew, no
I dunno if they have those down there
You don't need anymore pods
what
how is that "ew"
I ATE HALF THE PACKET YESTERDAY AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT HELP ME AAAAAAAAH
Haha!
The only thing he's getting from the supermarket is my beers.
You all don't get anything.
well took two pills and became too lethargic to do anything and now im feeling weird also slept like a log
thanks desu
;-;
bloody alcoholics
>That gif
I-I want that so badly now.
>b-b-but no go zones dont exist
>mfw the swedish prime minister is considering sending the military into the no go zones
no one mentioned no-go zones
retards on Sup Forums do
so why post about it here
>off by one
>MUSLIM NO-GO ZONES, REMOVE KEBAB, PRAISE KEK, GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP IS BASED, SWEDEN IS KEKED
>it's literally just gangs fighting each other over drug profits
It's like they don't understand that literally every country has organized crime.
the virgin weeb
the chad handicapped
...
...
STOP BULLYING OHIO!
feel sick
Go drink some water.
Food illness or like a headache?
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY. I M WEARING A TRENCHCOAT AND GO OUT IN THE COLD FOR A WALK.
I AM THE MANLIEST MAN ITT RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A BOTTOM SUB SLUT AGAIN IM GONNA FUCKING PUNCH HIM. I AM THE FUCKING RULER HERE. I AM THE DOMINANT PART OF SOCIETY.
*headbutts in the nose*
Nothing personal sissy desu :3
gas but it's putting pressure on my chest and it's uncomfortable
DONT EVER CALL ME SISSY AGAIN OR SOMETHING HORRIBLE WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU VISIT.
You fucking tell em bunny.
Go get it.
I'm back
wow, yes sir you are a big manly man, please don't punch me
maybe go lay down for a bit
I'M GOING TO TRIP YOU, PUSH YOU TO THE GROUND, AND THEN TIE YOUR HANDS AND FEET SO YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE!
Height and weight?
What did ya get from the supermarket?
Some soda water to keep me refreshed in this hot weather
>Punch him
I think I found a loophole here Liech :3
has anyone here actually seen sankarea?
I AM SO FUCKING BACK
what you mean?
OH YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT ME I STABBED SOMEONE ONCE
GOOD KNOW YOUR PLACE CHALMERS ELSE MY WRATH WILL GET TO YOU
178 and 75 kilo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LET ME CUDDLE YOU IN THE MOST MANLY WAY POSSIBLE.
>What do you mean?
>>Punch him
>Punch HIM
>HIM
I'm free to do it without punishment :3
But I don't want to bulli you
bulli me all the way you want i calmed down a little
O-oh ok. I'm not really good at bulli though, and Google isn't much help
if you wanna try i gladly be your test subject
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEWD
fatty bunny
sounds like your owner has been over-feeding you
i am not a fatty this weight is perfectly normal.. my tummy is flat reeee
>straya day yesterday
>forgot to look up the Dead Kelly website and download and blast the new national anthem all day to piss off my neighbours
youtube.com
Am I getting fined?
N-noted
>Implying being pushed to the ground while being told that you are a weak useless wimp for being pushed around by a little girl is lewd
Only broken people would find that lewd desu
Kek you madman.
O-of course desu.
post tummy
now
>Implying being pushed to the ground while being told that you are a weak useless wimp for being pushed around by a little girl is lewd
pls stop, I can only get so aroused
Do you not listen to based DK or what?
Lads, I might get fucked by the uni for paying me fees late.
They are due on the 28th and I payed this morning but because it's the weekend the bank transfer won't go through till the 29th.
You reckon they'll leave me alone if I prove I sent the payment on the 27th?
why do you care richboy?
You just keep forgetting. Do you need me to remind you again, maso-pig?