/brit /

British culture ed.

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Meet me in The Falcon Tap and I’ll knock your heed off

>i speak english but my heritage is mostly celtic

suckling a nigglet

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cute girl told me I've got a sexy voice
I hope she's not saying that because there's nothing else about me she can compliment

Order me Taco Bell

Catalonia Spain seems to be a nice place

yeah should be independent

£1540 return to Tokyo in business class hmmm tempting

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>awake since half 4

great. now I'm going to be nodding off by fucking 8 this evening

catalonians and spaniards like each other

Business idea: castrate and behead faggots who post new threads before 290.

the only spain i like

doin' a read on my nigga Andrew

bit extreme

I'd unironically hire Maisie as an escort

am I automatically a mutt if I have a somewhat big nose

NEW
NEW

cannot fathom the level of mental illness required to even consider donating to a twitch streamer

when its your parents' money you don't tend to appreciate it as much

just can't beat a nice cup of coffee in the morning x

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very dark roast you got there friend
does it ever make you feel sick from how acidic it is

looks more like beef stock with a layer of fat on the top

greetings non-whites

ive been awake since 8am friday morning and i still just want to chain smoke and wank and drink i doubt i'll sleep a wink untiil sunday night

black coffee is the fedora of beverages

*records your every move*

coffee is for cat-loving globalist soy-boys

tea is for muscle-bound giant strongmen like me

pooooo

just made some coffee too
but Viet style

boring

I drink espressos and a shitton of it every day

No one fucking cares you stupid attention whore. Unironically leap in front of a train

too much coffee like that drives you mental

horrible posts, stop proving beto right about the irish

indeed
I think I absorb caffeine very fast though

I'm 1/4 Irish how could you tell???

developed the ability to tell if someone is irish or jewish from browsing Sup Forums

Old man:
>I fought in the war for people like you

Ringo Starr:
>Bet you wish you'd lost now aye?

Fuck, the Beatles were redpilled

different types of coffee bud
I never used to drink it that much before because it always made me want to shit asap
robusta coffee is easier on me I think

Are accents the biggest signifier of class in England, where the upper class consisting of Anglo Normans (with names like Armitage, Percy, etc) speaking in a posh or BBC accent, while the lower class consisting of Anglo Saxons (with last names like Tyler, Smith, Cooper) speaking in a distinctive accent of their own?

some girls have really nice voices

>clear cup

fucked it

girls sound like children to me

is it gay to like girls with lower more gravely voices?
it sounds sultry, like Roz from Frasier

reckon she'll be playing scullery maids in lots of british period dramas

maybe because their ovaries haven't dropped yet

is that how it works?

what a fucking shit thread

what's so special about bat shit that it has its own specific name, guano?

yes
yes
wrong!

should have been at the gym 13 minutes ago

it's a very good fertilizer

is it still a sandwich if you only use one slice of bread folded over as opposed to two separate slices?

where can i discuss about my willingness of being a wizard

it's completely bat shit
haha

dumb frogposter

ace ventura 2

>somebody asks me for money
>check the number of jewish ancestors they have
>its zero

Mummy made me a bacon sandwich

Will have a coffee, do some calisthenics, shit/shower/shave, read for a bit then off to lunch

cant be arsed to do something productive

is a hotdog a sandwich?

why don't russians make video games where you kill americans

post fucking machines

leaving for toil in 12 minutes

kabul? more like kaboom

I want to eat her poo.

lol

tell me please

the celts were never in the british isle

tetris

they would rather kill themselves

they control america

russians don't care about america the hate is completely one sided

i shouldn't be allowed to post here tbqh it's not fair ripping the shit out of teenagers with poor social skills and zero self awareness. discussing women like they are an alien species and coming out with hilarious bollocks like you only want a pure relationship with a woman because you've never had casual sex before

went to r9k and it is just people who never wanted that life

I can't even remember her name.

was it alice

i almost forgot that /brit/ is filled of promiscuous pricks

that is prolly the reason lmao

those black ghetto bitches do have fairly ridiculous names in fairness

London? More like London't.

I can remember the face

legally changing my name to Pop Music Sensation Ricardo

wish you could reverse sign petitions

Just start an anti-petition

toil soon lmao

>bad with names
>bad with faces
Starting to think I just have bad memory.

Russians are obsessed with the USA. When I was there people would immediately asked if I was American when they heard me speak, and they were selling shirts with a picture of Putin karate chopping Obama.

>/sino/ threads are always started by leaf flags

toil

new zealand? more like new china!

Stop taking fentanyl

but I like the taste

wtf I love Russia now