When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell

>When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell

IT WAS ALL A MEME!

Blacks could be anywhere

>Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell

It dont make sense

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I WUZ READING POOF MAGAZINE

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
when I was a muggle, all I had was this

putting a carrot in my daughters ear

goin to heaven with the goody goodies

Why do you all know the lyrics of the song of a negro? Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'm going going, back back, to Hogwarts Hogwarts *im gooooooing*

But I can't feel that hardcore
Appeal that you're screaming
Maybe I'm dreaming

EASTSIIIIIDE

TUPAC WAS A FAGGOT NEW YORK WON

I don't wanna live no more
Sometimes I hear death knocking at my front door

BORN SQUIBBA
BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVORED BEANS FOR DINNER

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*death eaters

This got a laugh out of me, m8, thank you

WAY BACK WHEN I WORE THE TALKING BLACK SORTING HAT
GRYFFINDOR I MATCHED

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can someone post the "fred and george quibbler magazine" one

Pulling a rabbit out of my daughters ear

It was all a meme
I used to read Quibbler magazine
Fred, George and me up in the Quidditch team
Moving pictures on my wall
Seems like every day, snake attack,
Sleepin' in the great hall
Way back, when I had the red and gold
robe and hat
With a snitch to catch
Remember second year, the flying car?
Whoever thought two kids would take it that far
Now I'm in the wand light, that lumos tight
Time to be afraid,
Making potion with nightshade
Born Wizzer, opposite of squibber
Bertie Botts every flavor beans for dinner
Peace to Weasly's, Seamus, Hermoine
Still wearin' specs, still rimming Ginny
Still winnin cups like you thought I would
Same wand Phoenix feather, holywood
It's all good

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millenials worship the niggers so they grew up listening to negro "music" and incorporating their "culture"

wtf i hate Biggie Smalls now D:

If you don't know, now ya know, wizard

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designated cuck thread

>THA BLACK SMHOKE

what did he mean by this?

dressed in white, I like black tims and black hoodies.

All my life I've been considered as the worst

>Lyrically, niggas see B.I.G be flossin’
>Jig on the cover of Sup Forums

How did he know about Sup Forums?

Fucking hell I haven't laughed like that in a while

>I got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's
>Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the shits never end
>You can't touch my riches
>Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
>Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
>The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
>HAH, that's how I got the weed spot
>I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread
>Lil' Gotti got the shotty to your body
>So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
>I tote guns, I make number runs
>I give emcees the runs drippin;
>when I throw my clip in the A.K., I slay from far away

Pretty serious for a kids movie

Who the fuck is this, paging me at 6:45 in the morning?

It's true. Whites try to act black and whites that act white are ousted

Culture is so fucking dumb now

ayoo we wuz finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

whatever

Autism

can't wait for genz put them all on the rope

I bet that fat fuck regret saying that.

I cringe at everyone thinking hell is a place to be for eternity. You regret your choice a second after you step into the world literally built for torture.

No proof hell exists brainlet.

Hell isn't real

lol

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>swear to gawd I wanna just slit mah wrists sli-slit mah wrists

>one single asian in the entire series
>literally call her ching chong
how the FUCK did she get away with this

Who cares, the more racist, the better

>Aww hell naw fuckin muggles keepin da black wiz down

How did rowling even get away with this?

Here's your (You), christfag.

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fucking gold

Hell is actually a galaxy far far away.

thanks for the 5000 karma points

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

EVENT HORIZON DID A GOOD OUTER SPACE HELL DIMENSION

WARHAMMER40K LITE

Holy kek, still golden

What the fuck is this entire thread?

>Hail Mary fuck her, I never knew her I'd probably screw her and dump her body in the sewer

WOKE UP QUICK

>I'm new notice me

But he's already in hell, the hell of living in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

not an argument

It wasn't meant to be one. We're not even arguing dummy. I'm just saying if you don't know about these threads you are incredibly new and need to go back or shut up and lurk.

I'd rather be tortured for eternity than bow down to an insane demiurge.

>let us circlejerk in peace

>I'd rather be tortured for eternity than
No you wouldn't.

Yep, let us. Get out youre not welcome with that attitude.