we poorly describe a movie and others guess what it is
>there was a monkey or an ape and it wore a shirt and grew up with some kid
>the monkey saves some people but makes a mess
>ends up being sent to an animal testing facility
>it escapes with another monkey who knows sign language.or something
We poorly describe a movie and others guess what it is
>retard brings a man and a woman together in a romantic relationship
Hitch?
Rain Man?
Jesus lol
Blacks and women are portrayed as human beings.
You split my sides, but no
Nope
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new details
>monkey in facility still wearing people clothes
>big leader monkey or ape calls him a fake and that he's pretending to be human
>they rip his clothes off
i'm stumped, was it the Love Guru?
you are allegedly correct sir
Nope. I may have been a little too poor in my description.
Let me add,
>retard likes going on unsupervised adventures to the same place
>girl lives in the desert
>is captured by evildoers
>used as bait for terrorists
>befriends a bunch of kangaroos
>wins the day with a vehicle shooty thing
Aw shit man, is that Fury Road or Kangaroo Jack?
Tank Girl
Combine the two and add an armoured vehicle and you have your answer
Until somebody gets the retard one,
>a columbian man fucks up and becomes an enemy of the president of the united states
Ding ding
>is in space
too vague
Gravity?
Adam?
DUDE LOVE LMAO
MACHETE IN SPACE
No
More jews and stars
Interstellar
>DOOOOOO
>DAAAAAAA
Until somebody gets the retard and the columbian one,
>man with a woman who is in over her head fights communists
Gay Niggers from Outer Space
COMMANDO
Isn't it?
>lovable retard goes on many wacky adventures through history and gets retconned into major historical events
Bunch of people locked up. Shit gets weird. Retard leaves.
Forrest Gump. Too easy
>A guy finds the key to immortality because he fears death
>Its not all its cracked up to be
>An heros by flying into a white dwarf
cube
das it
yup
Um...actually no. But I didn't even think of that. Good call.
>A guy is sick of traffic
>Misses his kid
>Goes on a rampage through L.A.
Falling Down?
>Man hunts other people
>Gets caught
>Can't be arrested because he was part of a spec ops operation or something
How many push-ups can he do?
Sicario?
The Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Still nope.
>story takes place in Anytown, USA
whats eating gilbert grape
YES well done
Tank Girl? Never heard of it. Is it an Indy flick?
>a big mammal chases after people who did it wrong and kills them
King Kong, the Peter Jackson one. Don't say no, because based on your hint, I am correct.
You're wrong, but maybe I was exaggerating when I said "big". It's big but normal-size big.
Not what i was thinking but coincidently it stars del toro
>a person gets sent on an adventure with many of his friends to save his best friend from a far away and horrifying place
Please don't die thread. Bump
That film with the hot girl chased by a truck.
Maximum overdrive?
>a bunch of people sleep and wake up at the end
Inception
Nah. It's got the dude who died in a car crash and another guy who was in that 00s indiana jones ripoff.
Correct
>a man escapes from prison but is saved by a lawman
An anti semite goes to Mexico
Boyhood
A Terrence Malick screening isn't a film, user.
>a man goes too far and beyond his orders out of pride
>"Cain and Abel" with composers
get the gringo
amadeus
reverse evolution planet space men.
joyride
you got it dude
planet of the apes
bingo
Too easy.
Irish Italian airport crime spree.
the hunted
Goodfellas
Motorcycle video game 80s computer
>the wrong kid got kidnapped
People need a larger naval vessel
Tron
some manlets decide to destroy a dead guy's favorite object
jaws
witches and plague
a few good men?
Four midgets, a fat midget, and two people one of whom may or may not be gay must carry a piece of jewelry to a volcano to save the world
Sauron isn't dead tho
Tank Girl
>full retard
>actually fucking heartbreaking
Yes
sheiiiiiiiiiiit
not what I was thinking but I guess that could maybe apply to a few good men
>>actually fucking heartbreaking
Heartbreak Ridge
i am sam
>four friends, daughter dies, autism abounds
mystic river?
Desperate salesman steal from their place of business. Only one gets busted.
bruh
yes, why is it such a good film
its too vague, the Siege with bruce willis would count, so would any number of dirty harry films
yes
>racist old man hates kids and likes his car
think of "too far" in terms of literal distance
a girl with a fat face looks for her dad
>just a cook and a playboy bunny take down a heavily armed force
pour me another drink dragon lady, feat. Dirty Harry
here's a few
>being a jew seems depressing
>spoopy truck driver scares teens
>man gets revenge for his religious dad
the siege without bruce willis