We poorly describe a movie and others guess what it is

we poorly describe a movie and others guess what it is
>there was a monkey or an ape and it wore a shirt and grew up with some kid
>the monkey saves some people but makes a mess
>ends up being sent to an animal testing facility
>it escapes with another monkey who knows sign language.or something

>retard brings a man and a woman together in a romantic relationship

Hitch?

Rain Man?

Jesus lol

Blacks and women are portrayed as human beings.

You split my sides, but no

Nope

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>monkey in facility still wearing people clothes
>big leader monkey or ape calls him a fake and that he's pretending to be human
>they rip his clothes off

i'm stumped, was it the Love Guru?

you are allegedly correct sir

Nope. I may have been a little too poor in my description.

Let me add,
>retard likes going on unsupervised adventures to the same place

>girl lives in the desert
>is captured by evildoers
>used as bait for terrorists
>befriends a bunch of kangaroos
>wins the day with a vehicle shooty thing

Aw shit man, is that Fury Road or Kangaroo Jack?

Tank Girl

Combine the two and add an armoured vehicle and you have your answer

Until somebody gets the retard one,

>a columbian man fucks up and becomes an enemy of the president of the united states

Ding ding

>is in space

too vague

Gravity?

Adam?

DUDE LOVE LMAO

MACHETE IN SPACE

No

More jews and stars

Interstellar

>DOOOOOO
>DAAAAAAA

Until somebody gets the retard and the columbian one,

>man with a woman who is in over her head fights communists

Gay Niggers from Outer Space

COMMANDO
Isn't it?

>lovable retard goes on many wacky adventures through history and gets retconned into major historical events

Bunch of people locked up. Shit gets weird. Retard leaves.

Forrest Gump. Too easy

>A guy finds the key to immortality because he fears death
>Its not all its cracked up to be
>An heros by flying into a white dwarf

cube

das it

yup

Um...actually no. But I didn't even think of that. Good call.

>A guy is sick of traffic
>Misses his kid
>Goes on a rampage through L.A.

Falling Down?

>Man hunts other people
>Gets caught
>Can't be arrested because he was part of a spec ops operation or something

How many push-ups can he do?

Sicario?

The Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Still nope.

>story takes place in Anytown, USA

whats eating gilbert grape

YES well done

Tank Girl? Never heard of it. Is it an Indy flick?

>a big mammal chases after people who did it wrong and kills them

King Kong, the Peter Jackson one. Don't say no, because based on your hint, I am correct.

You're wrong, but maybe I was exaggerating when I said "big". It's big but normal-size big.

Not what i was thinking but coincidently it stars del toro

>a person gets sent on an adventure with many of his friends to save his best friend from a far away and horrifying place

Please don't die thread. Bump

That film with the hot girl chased by a truck.

Maximum overdrive?

>a bunch of people sleep and wake up at the end

Inception

Nah. It's got the dude who died in a car crash and another guy who was in that 00s indiana jones ripoff.

Correct

>a man escapes from prison but is saved by a lawman

An anti semite goes to Mexico

Boyhood

A Terrence Malick screening isn't a film, user.

>a man goes too far and beyond his orders out of pride

>"Cain and Abel" with composers

get the gringo

amadeus

reverse evolution planet space men.

joyride

you got it dude

planet of the apes

bingo

Too easy.

Irish Italian airport crime spree.

the hunted

Goodfellas

Motorcycle video game 80s computer

>the wrong kid got kidnapped

People need a larger naval vessel

Tron

some manlets decide to destroy a dead guy's favorite object

jaws

witches and plague

a few good men?

Four midgets, a fat midget, and two people one of whom may or may not be gay must carry a piece of jewelry to a volcano to save the world

Sauron isn't dead tho

Tank Girl

>full retard
>actually fucking heartbreaking

Yes

sheiiiiiiiiiiit

not what I was thinking but I guess that could maybe apply to a few good men

>>actually fucking heartbreaking
Heartbreak Ridge

i am sam

>four friends, daughter dies, autism abounds

mystic river?

Desperate salesman steal from their place of business. Only one gets busted.

bruh

yes, why is it such a good film

its too vague, the Siege with bruce willis would count, so would any number of dirty harry films

yes

>racist old man hates kids and likes his car

think of "too far" in terms of literal distance

a girl with a fat face looks for her dad

>just a cook and a playboy bunny take down a heavily armed force

pour me another drink dragon lady, feat. Dirty Harry

here's a few

>being a jew seems depressing

>spoopy truck driver scares teens

>man gets revenge for his religious dad

the siege without bruce willis