Offers to take you to a realm of never ending pain and pleasure

>offers to take you to a realm of never ending pain and pleasure

What do you do?

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What's weird are there are actual masochists who would be happy with both

>realm of never ending pain
Already have that. It's called my life.
*tips fedora*

I never got the pleasure part, but then again I've only ever seen the first one. It looks like it's just all awful and painful.

i assume he means pleasure in a masochistic sense

I always thought of it like the suffering would "strengthen their souls" or whatever and lead to a kind of personal growth and pleasure, like medieval monks whipping themselves.

>a realm of popping pimples and picking scabs
sign me up senpai

>implying anyone on Sup Forums has order in them

pleasure in the sadist sense

I'd nope the fuck out of there before I get a chain enema.

>reach into my anti-monster slaying bag (where i keep my monster slaying items)
>pick out my silver-infused holywater
>splash him
>with my left hand i lift duster up in a fast cool and dramatic fashion
>at the same time with my right hand i pull out my .45 desert eagle made in the vatican by holy monks 100 years ago WITH the same nails used to crucify jesus AND the steel from the sword excalibur
>empty the entire clip into his head
>send him back to whatever homo erotic hell he comes from
>burn the body, pick up my monster bag, and hop into a greyhound bus

another city, another job...

Trick redditors into going there.

I always assumed that it would be excruciatingly painful at first but eventually you would learn to enjoy the pain.

i assumed the sexy girl cenobite pleasured you

I'm only going off the first movie (mayybe the second one; fuck all the others).

The lament configuration is designed and hidden in such a way that you have to be beyond hedonism to even search it out. By the time you get to the point where you're even interested in it, you have become so bored and tired of even the freakiest sex that only something beyond extreme even excites you.

The cenobites just usher you into this realm where pain supposedly becomes pleasure, but like Uncle Frank finds out; it actually sucks because it is pretty much hell. That's why he was so desperate to get out of there.

...with a strapon

...

a barbed strapon

In their dimension pain is pleasure so it feels really good to shoe a power drill down your dickhole.

Pretty simple.

what kind of never ending pain ?

Like stepping on a lego at 2 in the morning when you get up to take a piss.

The movie is about masochists. So people that already combine the two doing what they do. The guy in the first movie went really far with it and eventually had to go further to get the same feelings out of it which led him to getting the box that eventually unleashed the cenobites. It's basically a theme of slippery slope and doing things too much causing you to build up an immunity (like drugs) so you have to keep going further and further with it.

...

I've always wondered what would happen to that actor if he fell and hit his head with those nails sticking out of his head

TO THINK I EVEN HESITATED

this guy pains for pleasure.

I thought it depends on the individuals sensibilities.
They probably have living beings in there from all different dimensions and shit, maybe the greatest pleasure for people in other dimensions is to be torn apart by rusty hooks?
It just so happens we don't like that so it sucks for us.

It would be extremely painful

That's one of the reasons why the cenobites were so surprised that they were summoned by some teenage girl in the suburbs.

Usually it's some freakjob who probably jerks it to gay traps.

What would Bane say if pinhead said this to him?

man, imagine the face they would pull now a days to the shit that gets summoned.

Holy shit you do what to what porn. jesus save us! this guy is out of our league.

He is a big guy

Nice

>nowadays
You should read up on the 120 days of sodom. Really made me change my perspective on what true degeneracy is. Strangest part was learning that that faggot de Sade probably got to live some of it out and was just never caught.

His character enjoying himself creeped me out.

thank you for this

>Usually it's some freakjob who probably jerks it to gay traps.
I'm glad I only jerk it to straight ones.

They look all scary but then that thing in the 2nd one killed them pretty easy desu

>"Pain and pleasure are mutually exclusive Mr. Hellraiser. Also, I'm really not fond of pain. So, I'll take a rain check on that."

>t.user seconds after his little quip

Yeah I'm never summoning cenobites, fuck that

god is dead

when he was 10 times scarier then the actual cenobites

Decline his offer, but I'd thank him for the invitation.

...

If i pulled out those pins, would he die?

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

It would be extremely relieving

It was scary to learn how the Chatterer was as a human though.

Reading de Sade is true pain. Good god that shithead cannot write for shit. The worst is Justine. there's a sex scene and in the middle of it one of the characters starts talking about the evils of religion, then she goes back to licking cunny.

This is a very nice post, also chekt

You're a scary guy

That just happens to be black and veiny

Inside you...

For boo

>teleport behind him
>unsheathe machete
>decapitate him
>pssh pssh pssh heh heh heh nothin personal kid

I don't really get off on bdsm, sorry.

Highbrow smut is too highbrow for you

Try reading the Beauty trilogy instead. Action on every page and no philosophical interruptions!

My first girlfriend was 16, when I was 14, forever and a lifetime ago.

She was a very submissive painslut with a history of molestation and mental-disorder related shenanigans.

I always imagined that if we'd managed to stay together, and her alive, that I'd basically turned into a Cenobite after a few years of having that kind of vaginal access to indulge my baser instincts with.

Anne Rice's Mayfair witch stuff is worth some serious fap time.

GET THEE BEHIND ME SLAANESH!

>and her alive
What happened user?

Yeah that's the one with the pedo ghost right?

This dude is fucking his 12 year old grandneice at like 90.

I haven't seen Hellraiser since I was a kid is it worth rewatching?

nope

She took her own life.

Mona's a hot little thing

>Mona Mayfair is a sexually adventurous witch, more powerful than Rowan. She loves computers and her goal was to sleep with every male member of the Mayfair family, starting when she was 12.

>tfw you will never be a mayfair

Perfect.

Sorry to hear that user

Just kidding, I'm not the person you were replying to. I have no idea what happened to "her"

>>with my left hand i lift duster up in a fast cool and dramatic fashion
>>at the same time with my right hand i pull out my .45 desert eagle made in the vatican by holy monks 100 years ago WITH the same nails used to crucify jesus AND the steel from the sword excalibur
>>empty the entire clip into his head


you didn't see the fourth film, did you?

> shoot him
> he smiles
> spits the bullets out

what else you got, neckbeard?

We'll tear your soul apart

youtube.com/watch?v=GAYkH-ESXW8

The vague homophobic tone really added to the fedora, I chucked.

stupid neckbeard poster

>that faggot de Sade probably got to live some of it out and was just never caught.

> arrested in 1777
> sent to the Chateau de Vincennes
> 1784 transferred to the motherfucking Bastille
> imprisoned again in 1793 for opposing Robespierre
> declared insane in 1803 and sent to the Charenton asylum

you don't read much, do you, faggot?

Be gone with ur salty ass

I haven't seen these movies since I was like 13. Don't remember much of them, anything I should know before watching? I'm about to start the first one.

I watched the first movie a long time ago and it was pretty boring despite the fact that I love the premise of the series. Anyone have a quick rundown on how to OPTIMALLY digest the series?

You were allowed to watch this movies when you were 13? Yikes!

Is Pinhead just grumpy b/c he can't lay on his head?

no i'm good fám

>>>i pull out my .45 desert eagle made in the vatican by holy monks 100 years ago WITH the same nails used to crucify jesus AND the steel from the sword excalibur

"Complications from surgery"

Low IQ paki doctors in a rural area, essentially.


It's all pretty based.


>Fapbait reading material related

Watch the first two. Skip the rest.

Heh

Yes, the first sequel is great too.

It's based on a book by Clive Barker.
You should consider watching the second one afterwards. Try to avoid spoilers.

Also, the only reason Pinhead is the main cenobyte and has the most and best lines is because his makeup was the only one that allowed the actor to deliver lines properly (he wasn't very important in the book in fact). A horror legend was born by an accident.

what about the 37 years before 1777

Are you tellin me you didn't play Grand Theft Auto 3 and watch horror movies and listen to Slipknot in middle school?

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

First Hellraiser I watched was when I was like, 10, along with all the Freddy shit.

Not much sleep to be had for a week or twenty after that.

For me it was San Andreas, South Park, and smonk weed. In hind sight I did pretty much all of that haha. Guess it is weird looking back on it all grown up.

And? Do you even know what he was arrested for? Don't reply to me ever again you moron.

This. For some reason as a kid I would watch scary movies, not be able to sleep at all, and do the same thing. rinse and repeat.

There was some horror movie I saw when I was like, 13, about a college dorm of shithawks going to a haunted house, summoning some evil monk's spirit who looked like pinhead -pins but with coal black eyes and then who proceeded to just fuck everyone's shit up.

No joke I didn't sleep right for like six months after that.


Also, pic related when I was like, 5.

Didnt they just kill the guy uncle from the first movie, they didnt even try to anything with him after breaking him in pieces

Multiple legos distribute the weight. It's that one lone lego tipped on its side that really fucks you up.

say yes please and ty, I hate it here lets go!!

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I don't think most masochists want pain of that degree though. Although some such lunatics exist.

>i assume he means pleasure in a masochistic sense

Yeah, I think of it like the notion of "hardcore", where one's tastes become extreme and punishing, where you are such a stimuli junky that you've pushed it into actual needing actual, increasing punishment.

Gabber music would be like the sonic equivalent. Death metal somewhat too. Even old difficult jazz like bebop was kind of built on this logic.