>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
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So godzilla?
>*record scratch*
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>no plot
>no characters
>no dialogue
>just nearly 3 hours of Cthulhu killing people and destroying things
sounds like fucking kino
>ear shattering fart noise
Lmao goodbye sides I have laughed you away for the last time
>implying the end wouldn't consist of Marines looking up at white doves flying over the shattered New York skyline after destroying Cthuhlu once and for all, as hopeful orchestra swells in the background.
well cthulgu is just the high priest of a whole race of giant octopids who will all show up when he does, not to mention the deep ones surfacing to attack the land dwellers
so maybe more like cloverfield
>well cthulgu is just the high priest of a whole race of giant octopids who will all show up when he does, not to mention the deep ones surfacing to attack the land dwellers
Innsmouthphobic much? Cthuluism is a religion of peace
Also he got killed by someone ramming him with a tugboat
so not that scary really
Urrm, why dontcha' try again' sweet'eart. We war' 'ere up in them these parts befo' you white folk lear'ed haw to walk on taw feet!
Cthulu is a pussy boy, even tho love him. They literally defeated him by crushing their tiny boat into him. I'd much rather see a movie about the yellow king. At least, then it wouldnt be another Kaiju movie
It was more like he was waking up on 2 hours of sleep for an important appointment and he kinda got pushed back down and he was all "oh alright" and went back to sleep.
Why does someone always say this? As if you read the story and forgot that he was always dead even before he woke up, plus the passage out of the Necronomicon that suggests he isn't dead or alive in a way we understand.
DUDE, GREAT OLD ONES, JUST TURN YOUR BRAINS OFF
>Also he got killed by someone ramming him with a tugboat
did you even read it?
> For an instant the ship was befouled by an acrid and blinding green cloud, and then there was only a venomous seething astern; where—God in heaven!—the scattered plasticity of that nameless sky-spawn was nebulously recombining in its hateful original form, whilst its distance widened every second as the Alert gained impetus from its mounting steam.
He regenerates immediately afterward.
no it's a lovecraft adaptation you pleb scum
>ear shattering fart noise
When did this start getting over used? District 9?
Make that 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying the entirety of mankind instead and you got me.
>this pasta again
Literally cthulutech: the movie, to bad cthulutech sucks massive ass despite the interesting premise.
who's ready for Cthulhu kino?
Lovecraft is a faggot. He can't write for shit.
Cthulhu is the dumbest monster ever.
Also cthulhu/lovefags are just wannabe heavy metal faggots.
Fuck you all
>ear shattering fart noise
only plebs watch trailers
Lovecraft sure did love his adjectives.
on the contrary, true patricians watch ONLY trailers
shut the fuck up
It's octopi you moron
wrong, it would be if it was latin but it's greek, and the correct plural is octopodes
octopuses actually
or octopodes
octopi is a lie that people propagated thinking octopus was a latin derivative
their preferred plural is xoctopidz, you fucking white male.