ITT: WTF Marvel?

>Prego-Spider Woman
Seriously?

Did someone punch her in the spine?

Way late man. She already popped that sucker out. The scene with Carol massaging/sorta sucking on her toes to ease the swolleness was hot though.

I saw it at the book store and wondering what the fuck

Did she really fight crime being preggo? Do they even fight crime still in Marvel or is it constant Civil Wars and poc replacements/death

They're a cute couple.

I gotta say, they kind of are.

Preggo Spider-woman didn't last nearly long enough.

My fetish was not satisfied...

She didnt fight as to crime somehow found her so she was forced into these situations.

> wtf
> seriously
> wew lad
> also, women am i right

Don't come back until you bring your carer with you

Marvel is so fucking weird, and retarded. Most if not all their writers are anti-trump, but are they pro-clinton or pro-sanders?

Also didn't their CEO donate to the Trump Campagin?

I'm so glad none of DC's books are "look at us, CURRENT POLITICS!!!!!!" kind of bullshit like Marvel does, maybe except for Green Arrow.

Are you really getting upset over Captain America being political?

No, just the fact that writer is a fucking imbecile

No, you're just upset he doesn't vocally support Trump. Go back to Sup Forums if you want to promote your candidate this isn't the place.

>Prego-Spider Woman
Marble has a habit of allowing this sorta stupidity, user.

Remember when they had a fucking VAMPIRE randomly adopt a kid? (and the writer WANTED her to HAVE a kid, the editorial pointed out that that might be a tad difficult what with being undead and all.)

Or how about the time a Skrull that was pretending to be Pym knocked up Tigra and they decided that since he was Pym "on a molecular level" the kid was Pym's anyway (even though he was literally on another planet at the time of conception)?

Are you implying that he's a Bernie supporter? Because Spencer is a DNC shill and hated Bernie.

And people would be outraged if she did that without her stomach.

Based Pym, plowing bitches even when he's not there.

>implying that he's a Bernie supporter
Not that user, but it's clear from the context that he's saying that Bernie is "a joke that went too far."

>mfw you automatically assume my political affiliation
No, why would I? I'd be happier if he was a Bernie supporter even. Atleast Bernie was an honest dude. Spencer has his shitty politics bleeding into his work, which infact is a problem, since Captain America I think is a libertarian from some old scans Ive seen on this board.

How big was your Clinton cash paycheck? or is it you, Spencer?

Nah, I just decided it'd be a funny reaction image to use. Spencer would spread his cheeks for the DNC to use and abuse.

What's this? Is this Carol being an interesting, dynamic, likeable character? Am I seeing things?

Legit question: is Carol dating Jessica? She said "our baby" and "mothers" so I'm left wondering here.

Just the tip of the iceberg

Hot take: Cap would support Bernie. The REAL Cap, I mean. Bernie or Gary Johnson.

>Black GL has a ski mask and a gun
Please be fake

Also I know a good portion of this is bullshit

I think Cap canonically says he respects the secret ballot and won't say anything about voting.

Carol was actually dating Rhodey until recently. Because black lives matter, user.

Just like Superman, eh?

>black
You don't read comics do you?

Why do you think he's black?

>that brief period of time when I was actively looking forward to Spider-Woman coming out

Bernie is maybe a longshot at that point too. Cap knows what Communism/Socialism is and how it's caused pain.

I haven't read GL since like Blackest Night

Probably to do with him having a darker complexion than me and I'm black/hispanic

Bernie is really just a New Deal Democrat who has to call himself a socialist because the whole country careened so far to the right during the Nixon and Reagan administrations.

>"a great series"
>- AdventuresInPoorTaste.com

If you don't read it anymore why do you care?

Why does me not currently reading it mean I don't care

there are races other than black that have dark skin, try not to be so stupid

So you don't read GL but you care what happens? Why?

Why wouldn't I

I'll remember that the next time I see a black guy in a sky mask with a gun

You're kinda dumb.

>Julia Pennyworth
>JimBats
>Simon Baz

Theres literally nothing wrong with these. Remove them.

Well we all can't be the whited bulb in the shed

it's a troll image, having fine ones included with shit ones is part of the joke

there's alternate universes and shit on there too

More like Rand Paul

>Hopeless Rodriguez
Is this a fucking joke?

That seems to be the theme for female superheroes apparently.

no surely not its a mass hallucination theres magic at work here

its not and its awesome and you should be reading green lanterns because its fucking awesome

Peter Parker sold his marriage to satan because he wanted to save his thousand-year-old aunt from a bullet wound that no magic, SCIENCE, mutant powers, or actual doctoring could deal with.
Editorial mandated this to make him someone others could relate to.

Jessica is so hot in this comic. It's a shame the writing is hopeless

It's actually a pretty good story, surprisingly

She gets pregnant, best aunt carol danvers sends spiderwoman to the best dang hospital in the universe. Unfortunately this is also when aliens decide to hijack the best dang hospital in the universe, spiderwoman is then forced to retake the hospital pregnant. it's less brute force fighting and more her being clever and taking out somewhat laughable villains which most heroes could take out with no problems

>Old scans I've seen on this board
JFC man.

And then immediately after a C-section she takes out an entire army of skrulls.

I like how this chart implies Spider-Woman kid is anything other than the writer barfing his own life on the page. It's like when Chris Claremont had a character have a stroke because he did.

Did a child draw that last background?

Anyone who willingly brings a kid into a world without a father is and irresponsible person. And to top that, she has a dangerous job and throws her kid on random people so she can go do her thing most of the day.