The new Tomb Raider girl

The new Tomb Raider girl

kek fass has bigger tits

>girl
that's a 14 year old boy

fassbender a fag

impressive abs for a chick.

JUST

that tummy though, half these pampered princesses can't even get a two-pack

she fit

>Fassbender went from qt negresses to teenage boys

What happened?

She outfucked JLaw from Weinstein's couch

she must be an animal

He got some taste

He has a small dick, he can't please a strong black woman.

She's 75% abs.

Woah so this is the power of feminism

I really fucking hate Michael Fassbender.

>be handsome and attractive as fuck as well as rich and famous, can get any girl he wants
>dates sheboons and fridges

Fuck this guy.

she gonna need plastic surgery for boobs and ass and hips before she can truly pull off tomb raider role.

Because masculine features aren't attractive on women, and Vikander is just another in a long line of perfect examples.

somebody post the gif

>Because masculine features

Found the retard.

He's right though you faggot. Muscles aren't attractive on women.

>he thinks abs are feminine
This is gold. Please continue.

B O S S

>muscle = masculine trait

Are you fucking stupid or what?

Did you look in a mirror?

Dude just admit you're gay already. You're not fooling anyone.

lmao, keep going, please. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

explain

We are with you sire! For Sparta, for freedom, to the death.

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fass sucks hershlag's feet on set and then has to go home to her retarded somali clone
not sure if he's lucky or not

Skeleton>Tom Raider get it?

She's ok as nu-male new version of Tomb Raider games

Old Tomb Raider games times are sadly dead thanks to SJW and Sup Forums

Cool, he's keeping his body in pretty good shape.

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I want to pour a drink over her stomach and slurp every crack and crevice.

I thought Zyzz died

>when you can get an 8 pack because you have no tits and they are the same size as your abs

wew

I like Alicia Vikander, but she was only cast as Lara Croft because she won an Oscar.

This

>"I sure do women that are shaped like Ethiopian boys!"

What in the fuck is the deal with Assbender?

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(OP)
>"I sure do love women that are shaped like Ethiopian boys!"

What in the fuck is Assbender's deal?

Why is this dude wearing a bikini top?

>Chloe's rival

she's the brosplit to Chloe's SS

chicks aren't supposed to have abs. they're supposed to be feminine looking you closeted fags.

you got exposed

That's a man baby

Looks like shit on a woman

Tomb Raider?
More like Tomb Inhabitant lmao

*blocks ur path*

she looks weird
her body fat doesn't seem to match her abs area

did she have her abs fat surgically removed?

>implying any of you wouldn't smash that petite cutie

He did after fucking a thai ladyboy that

i like my woman like i like my men

with a feminine penis

>you now realize Vikander is Riley Reid tier in bed.

>The new Tomb Raider girl.

Based Fassy giving us more vidyakino

I dont care how she looks but she should be British. If she can do a good British accent and know their mannerisms then maybe.

Alternatives are Hayley Atwell, Gemma Arterton, Daisy Ridley or Emilia Clarke

>8 pack?
>oh wait, those are her tiny boobs
Not a good Lara Croft.

He has an pretty above average sized dick

they're just friends
Fassbender only fucks black chicks.
He said white women "just don't work for him", or something like that iirc.

>be Fassbender
>fuck shebons
>stop fucking sheboons, move to trap looking chicks
>fuck traps
>go full pedo
>finally became the final boss of Hollywood.

>8 tits
>the lower ones are bigger thant he upper ones

>implying this tomboy is white

>can have any woman he wants
>fucks ugly black girls and frigidaires

Cannot unsee.

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Coincidentally, the black women he's dated also look like men

>implying you wouldn't

>Coincidentally

>coincidentally

where's his dick

>he has a small dick
Of all the people you could target that joke at, you couldn't have picked worse.

he was fully nude in Shame
flaccid he's 6 inches

>these dissapointing tits

LOL

Not to defend her because she really is a poor actress, but isn't this board's main gripe with actresses that they don't muscle themselves up enough for a role?
At least now she at least has the physique of a woman who goes grave-digging.

>inb4 "u are gay for having the hots for her tee-hee"
I think this is an appalling look too, but it's the only realistic thing for a Lara Croft that does all the shit from the vidya, ie. swinging from pole to pole, climbing up rockwalls, etc...

I got a bigger ass than her and I'm a boy

abs on a woman should be just barely defined.
like so.

>her abs are bigger than her tits

hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

Damn, Lara Croft looks like *THAT*?

i bet your tits are also bigger than hers, lardass

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is fassbender secretly gay?

Fucking womenlets when will they learn

looks like a teenage boy, Sup Forums will be overjoyed

>they don't muscle themselves up enough

low bodyfat doesnt mean you muscled up. That being said she does look fit, at least its not another flabby emilia clarke/scarjo "action hero"

Too short

>low bodyfat doesnt mean you muscled up.
All right, well I can't claim to be any expert on the matter, but yah, Sup Forums is going to have to choose whether they want cute girls or fit girls. Because both don't always intertwine.

A FUCKING PLANK

>Get scandinavian gf
>She is short, stubby, dark haired/eyed and olive skinned
Is Michael the most ripped beta in the world?

He's gay. He must be.

>should be
LMAOing at your life rn

I want the pedophiles to leave

>betas that think effort is put into stomach muscles

Fass was fucking black women and now he's fucking 12 year old boys. What's the deal with him?

he has low self-esteem

>drag a woman behind a car
>throw a woman across a room
Isn't this what /pol9k/ considers to be alpha?

LONDON
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When the balding german man is the hot one in the relationship

Can't tell if Debicki is looking at her like she wants to strangle her or pin her down and fuck her.


Both, perhaps.