Civil War II - Choosing Sides #3 Storytime

This time without typos in the subject

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The LGBT avengers

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a wild Prodigy appear!
I didn't expect to see him again

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>Power Pack
Oh god please no

Why is Jameson so based?

>No Patriot
Goddammit Marvel

well that was a load of nothing, nick.

So much nothing that it's 3965 by 3056, yet only 813kb

It only adds fuel to the rumors.

>no saint
they couldn't resist

>No Noh-Varr
What the hell, are you people trying to get rid of hom or what?

Base Jameson

The Fury Jr. story is really cool, i love how he plays the spy and the gadgets he have.
I hope he will show in the shield book again eventually.

>All those "Hawkeye" comments

That's pretty terrible writing.

Jameson is the hero we need in the media.

God damn, this Jameson short story might be the best thing to come out of this Civil War 2 mess.

>Ms. America ass on the cover
Alriiiiiight.

I get that the Gillen Young Avengers were somehow more well received, but would it have been so hard for fucking Stature (or whatever her name is now) to show up too?

So where the fuck are Eli & Cassie? Why does Marvel hate them?

reminder that she canonically goes commando

Life is good.

>Speed on the Cover
>Nowhere in the freaking book

>Non-murder Hawkeye.

That IS Clint, Bendis you shit.

Cassie and Eli: Banned for Heterosexuality.

None of these stories were written by Bendis

>more Kate shitting on Clint
Enough.

But Civil War II is, and these are satellite events to Civil War II.

Kate can't complain about Hawkeye of Murder if Bendis doesn't set Killer Clint loose on Bob Banner, Potential Hulk.

Given that some variation of it is offered up every time some black kid gets killed by the cops or a self-imposed vigilante, not having it come up in a story like this would be neglectful, really.

Not sure it had to be Jonah, but he's tough, he can take it.

(And Bruce has honestly been involved in enough less than ideal moments of behavior to kind of deserve it, really, and I say that as a Hulk fan from childhood)

I think Eli is either not popular enough to be remembered by the writers or somehow blacklisted.
Cassie is in Miami right now (she's in Spencer's Ant-Man teaming up with her dad) so it makes sense that she didn't show up in New York.

Jesus when did they let Jameson get so fucking based?

Cassie is in Miami over in the Astonishing Ant-man book and not part of the YA anymore.

During Children's Crusade, Eli took a permanent retirement.

>also, Galactus
kek

I love Jameson's relationship with Silk

None of them are in the YA anymore

Wiccan and Hulkling are New Avengers and America is an Ultimate

I predict sadness in what looks like The Clone Conspiracy tie-in.

Marvel.comics seriously suck now. Any non Marvel recommendations?

now this is good short story

did they transport Ultimate Jameson to 616? Who the heck is this guy?

Why the fuck would Punisher choose a side?

He did in the last one, though that's only because the Registration started using collared supervillains as shock troops.

>also galactus
I fucking love it

She was dead.

She got better later.

But that's her entire character

Why are Speed (the only character from YA I still like) and Noh-Varr on the cover If the only mention of them is "fuck it, I think their in space" .

Also Hulkling looks like a 40 year old dating a female teenager.

Because one side lets him find out who WILL do things making them worth killing, allowing him to kill people before they even cause collateral damage.