I heard you like remakes with an all female cast

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>awkwafina

the fuck
well, well see it flop like ghjostbusters

Fucking American faggots.

You love to parrot about muh guns and you still bend over for Schlomo and its bullshit.

this one wont be as terrible as Nutbusters, because I can fap to this

>Awkwafina
what

western women look like men

I like porn with all female casts, does that count?

>awkwafina
>mfw shes not black

I hope AVGN says he won't watch it just to create a shitstorm again

>rihanna

can she even act?

>asian rapper

They couldn't even get 11 of them?

>Awkwafina
This is literally a brand of bottled water, with the spelling screwed up a little to look like oc. Aquafina is shit water, as well.

>all middle aged
>awkwafina
into the dumpster it goes

this is already a better cast than ghostbusters

Didn't (((they))) learn nothing of Ghostbusters feminazism?

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Ghostbusters was a fucking mess, this will be the same.

8's about the limit before a group of women start acting like animals

Highly unlikely

actually all you need is 2 and even then sometimes its just 1

she isn't white, close enough

hahahahahahaha

after the failure of ghostbusters, how is this even a possibility? obviously there is an ulterior motive, where remaking classic men's movies with all women is more important than making money

Could work, Femme fatale can be interesting.

The problem with Ghostbusters was it was women trying to do comedy.

>women plotting a heist

ERRYBODY GETTIN BACKSTABBED

>old women doing action

how will this work then?

What's the plot? Do they break into a casino to steal alimony?

Contracts like these take time. They definitely were betting on Ghostbusters doing well, but this is probably more or less locked in.

If that action involves wearing revealing dresses I'm in for it tbf

I don't get why cate blanchett got into this project though, she's better than this

>Awkwafina

Who the fuck?

They lost a lot of money on jewbusters though, soon they'll take the hint.

>"So girls, how are we going to do this heist?!"
>.....
>"Let's go shopping!"
>All together: "YEAH!"

>Awkwafina

sounds like a chinese ripoff of the water brand

also, reboots are bad enough. stop shitting them up more with objectively bad casts (women or not)

Why would anyone watch a movie about eight women divorcing and demanding alimony?

When will they understand that women can't be as cool as men can. They can be hot and sexy and interesting in other ways man can't and im ok with that. Why cant they just accept they're not badass or cool.

because muh feminism

this. they are down 70 million. and that is with ghostbusters stickered on it. this one will flop even worse.

i hope so, would be a nice twist
>plan a heist
>they all planned to fuck each other

Ghostbusters failed because they chose terrible comedians and forced the "If you don't go see this you're a sexist misogynist" meme.

Sandra Bullock kicks ass, is pretty hot, and kind of funny sometimes. Everyone else in that movie will be terrible. eh... it could possibly work.

>Awkwafina

All-male Fried Green Tomatoes when?

lmao they're probably shitting their pants after the ghost busters flop

>propaganda film about how wimminz are awesome
>still needs to leech off successful movies made by men starring men targeted at men

>Awkwafina

YAMEROOOO

not until we have a Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Brotherhood

I believe there is a comedy routine that addresses this

You couldnt have a heist with all women because two would always split off to talk shit a out the rest. They would all say passive aggressive things against each other like "i love how you just wear anything."

I mean its hiest so it can be slightly different, more sly cunning shit

If this has fist fights and shit then obvs it will be trash

>The Joy Luck Club with all men

Suddenly one of the greatest movies of our age without even trying

>awkwafina

Let's name our baby after a brand of water but we gotta hoodify that shit up nigga.

You know, it's funny though - this is where the snake starts eating its own head: portraying women as masculine career-criminals and thieves.
>Just like they always wanted.
Top kek.

I don't mind all female genre movies all that much, but at least don't do the obvious thing and make the main antagonist a rich, pompous, uppity white guy. The world can smell it a mile away now. Make 'em a woman or a minority male or maybe even another team of thieves or have the defense team be the good guys. Something.

"Friendship between two women is a conspiracy against a third"

-Voltaire

What would happen if they remade a classic movie with an all male cast?

I cannot understand for the life of me why HBC and Cate wanted these roles.
How big are those paychecks?

FEMINISM = WOMEN CAN BE MEN TOO

More like

FEMINISM = FUCK GENDER, LET'S MEET IN THE MIDDLE AND POLLINATE EACHOTHER

just like with all the super hero remakes with gender and color swaps. Commies dont see the glaring irony that having to give a race/gender an intellectual property they couldn't achieve on their own is arrogant and pitiful.

By all means make an all woman movie. Why does it have to be a remake?
>doesnt want toy
>sees another child with toy
>suddenly wants toy
Leftists confirmed for children

>Pandering: The Sequel

lol another movie that's going to lose money. They'll learn eventually.

Actually chinko-american rapper apparently.

Wait so it's still going to be Danny Ocean leading the group right? 7 women being led by 1 man, I can live with this. The liberals will cry

honestly I dont care

1st I try not to be degenerate and not waste time consuming entertainment
2nd Id rather look at pretty girls than men

lol i bet he gets paid twice as much as any of them

I doubt it'll be amazingly bad like Ghostbusters
1) The women aren't hideous.
2) Everyone loves a good heist movie.

The quality of the movie not withstanding, the real question is what their approach to marketing this will be...

TIL there is a person named Awkwafina.

Jesus Christ Schlomo really reaching on this one.

If it's George Clooney he'll be getting 10x as much as any of those B list women

>all male remake of Master and Commander

No Scarlet Jo


D R O P P E D

Probably going to be good fap material. I hope the script is good at least.

They just announced an all-black, female reboot of the Godfather.

Tyler Perry's "Uncle Tom"

"OH NO HE DIDN'T! GIRL YOU GOTTA MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE!"

Maybe they'll try insulting everyone into seeing it again.That was super effective for Ghostbusters.

>awkwafina
You'll call me a faggot for watching it but S3 of Bojack has a pretty good episode related to a characterization of her, pic related

Oceans 11 remake with Pitt/Clooney was ok. 12 and 13 were fucking retarded. Sinatra is rolling over in his grave. Bitches can't make their own shit so they have to ruin our shit. What's next? Blues Sisters? Aww fuck! I said it out loud.

Brat brat pew pew

How likes Van Damn's Bloodsport?
Well...

>An all-female remake of Bloodsport titled Lady Bloodfight (originally Lady Bloodsport) is set to be released in 2016 from producer Bey Logan and directed by Chris Nahon with action choreography by Hung Yan Yan.[16] Originally set to star Jet Tranter and Selina Lo,[17] the film now stars martial artist/stuntwoman Amy Johnston, Kathy Wu, Jet Tranter, Mayling Ng and Jenny Wu. The story follows "a beautiful but troubled American girl" named Jane (Johnston) backpacking through Japan who is recruited and trained to fight in a vicious, all-female, underground martial arts tournament known as “The Kumite”. Principal photography began in September 2014 and shot in locations such as China, Hong Kong, and Macau.

Yes. Battleship.

>Awkwafina

Niggers are naming themselves after bottled water now.

I'm pretty sure at this point that black culture is the most retarded culture in the history of the world.

>Trader Joe's Records

Thanks goy! That sounds like the 2017 summer blockbuster I was looking for

>cue butthurt fragile white males

Can't wait for this one to flop.

Sounds Like a Period Piece

This is a heist movie not a porn user

You're looking for Sup Forums or /r9k/, not Sup Forums.
Read the rules and post on the appropriate board.
Thank you. sage

Underrated

>Call someone a nigger
>When they react tell them they're just being oversensitive and fragile

this one isn't full of hambeasts and ugly dykes

i'd personally cast younger and hotter women, and at least one kinky teenager/cunny for pedos, but this choice ain't that bad either.

if this movie won't have a retarded "hurrr girl power" message, then i see no problem with it

Fuck, that's actually a stellar lineup.

>they literally made a serious movie about a shitty board game for children

yeah she's just some dumb slope cunt trying to act black, so much better.

Oh god, I only just realised that was what that blind firing shit was about.

>implying it won't be Jennifer Lawrence playing Danielle Ocean
Best part is she'd still be making 5x what the rest of the female cast would make, but find out the white male antagonist made $5 more than her and cry "muh unequal pay"

AWKWAFINA'S singles include: "My Vag", "NYC Bitche$", "Queef"

who the fuck is awkwafina

Rhianna is so fucking ugly. Niggers been balding since she was 12

At least there are decent actresses in there compared to ghost busters

> $0.15 has been deposited into your account

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Chinese Korean female rapper and comedian who specializes in satire, hence the name. It's a send up on the stupidity of black culture. She's redpilled but niggers are too stupid to realize it.