I made this thread on Sup Forums a couple hours ago and they loved it, but considering how it's based on different countries, statistics, etc, etc. I thought you guys might love this, too. Tell me to go and suck my dead nan, or tell me to post more.
Today, we are a nigger. If you were on the last two games, we had two distinct characters.
Craig the Renagade, who grew up in St. Louis with his brother Douglas and his parents. Douglas went to college and got a advanced degree in English, wheras Craig the Renegade started smoking crack. He was also very ugly and lost his virginity at thirteen. But unfortunately he was also sterile. Craig the Renegade and his new wife moved to New York but Craig was instantly hit by a car and suffered from parlaysis and he died of alcoholism.
Then we played as some Japanese girl, who moved to Djibouti, Jamaica then Belize. And she died at 72.
We are huge, strong and fast. But we are retarded.
Aiden Gutierrez
For some amazing reason, our father has not left us.
Sebastian Diaz
The only one black father who does not leave his family dies.
Isaac Perez
Wow. Detroit really is a third world country.
Caleb Mitchell
Post more you nigger
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Should we smoke? Post if you're lurking.
Christian Hughes
smoke
Andrew White
Ofcourse we will. We're going to drink too.
Anyone lurking though, besides my German pal.
Liam Brown
Still lurking with our Burger friend
Benjamin Taylor
At the fine age of fourteen, we smoke and drink. We are also failing school horribly.
Kevin Diaz
No. I'm not here
Liam Cruz
Anyone who goes on Sup Forums should not be allowed back to Sup Forums. You degenerate faggots do not belong here
Lincoln Hall
So, picture this Sup Forums. You're a African American youth, in Detroit. You are retarded, but strong. You are playing basketball with your friends Tyrone, Dareece, Jerome and Moses when Jerome pulls out a bag of PCP and offers you some. Do you smoke that shit?
Lincoln Parker
Fuck off burger we're having a nigger kill himself its fun
Josiah Young
SMOKE THAT SHIT NIGGA!!!
Andrew Cooper
Ofcourse we smoke that shit. Time to have a kid & run away.
Tyler Davis
...
Wyatt Gutierrez
run
Landon Flores
Betsy caught wind of our niggerish scheme, but poor Michelle didn't. She's pregnant and 15. Jeremy is 17, haha.
Alexander Butler
Topkek
Luke Butler
feels bad being black
Blake Bennett
You were sat on the porch smoking PCP when your mama returned back from the welfare centre. She frowns and tells your black ass to get a job. What do you do?
Anthony Ward
yes. need business skills to become a druglord
Michael Bell
hail nah nigga dat shit fo white folk
Adrian Brooks
sell drugs.
Aaron Morales
hard choice >welfare >working
lets work for keks how did we even get an 8/10?
Christopher Fisher
We have not got a job yet, but our good friend Jamal phoned us up and asked if we want to "hit a lick." Why, ofcourse!
Logan Baker
yes
Bentley Lopez
She obviously wanted to get back at her father for not buying her a iPhone 6s!
Matthew Sanchez
Steal all the bikes
Jackson Myers
run that shit
Xavier Robinson
Shieeet. We robbed the traphouse.
Christopher Bailey
LIVIN LARGE MY NIGGA
Liam Rodriguez
HELL YEAH SON, BUY ALL THE PCP YOU CAN FIND
Oliver King
>just wanted cheap drugs from future drugdealer me
Sebastian Watson
god DAMN
mimaw I got a job don't worry bout it
Brandon Powell
>robbery pays this well
Why even work?
Cameron Martin
Shieeet. We workin n shieet.
Thomas Gutierrez
WE
Logan Sanders
NIGGA QUIT YO JOB
Ian Gutierrez
ROB
Joseph Cooper
>factory work >in detroit >after 1985 >basketball american on top of all that
genre: fantasy rpg
Connor Thompson
QUIT WORKIN FO DA WHITE MAN DAS BASIKLY SLAVERY
Nolan Torres
We like to
A) Listen to Rap Music B) Play Basketball C) Do weights D) Riot
Gavin Peterson
Oh fuck yes I love this fucking game. This shit was the best on Sup Forums
Angel Roberts
>he makes 3 years salary from a robbery yet he still tries to work
Hudson Powell
NUTHINHG
Evan Martin
Naw son, we gotta keep up appearances that we at least making some legit sheet
Robert Green
UNCLE TOM FUCK OFF
Christopher Davis
what the fugg :DDDDDDD
Juan Sanchez
Let's do it, shieet.
Zachary Fisher
>nothing >33425 choose one
Hudson Perry
WE
Evan Lewis
Enjoy getting fucked by the feds nigga, they be watching yo shit
Austin Allen
Kek
Henry Martin
Aye, fuck off. Nigger Simulator is great. We get to watch black kids fuck up their lives!
Chase Howard
Why specifically bicycles? dis shit raycis
Jaxson Martin
Why is this even a question? HIT THAT SHIT NIGGA
Easton Butler
FBI CANT HOLD ME
Robert Taylor
The bong's right. Gotta launder that shit somehow. Plus there's probably a union so a life of crime isn't totally ruled out.
Justin Barnes
we mike tyson's punch-out now
Camden Gonzalez
DAS RITE WE MOVIN ON UP NOW
Jaxson Scott
HE DIDN DO NUFFIN
Ethan Butler
Nigga they won hold you, they just shoot you like dat gud boy Trayvon
Charles Adams
NIGGERS ARENT SMART ENOUGH TO LAUNDER YOU DUMB NIG
Chase Peterson
>Obama's wife's son
Charles Lopez
SHEEEEET
Easton Hernandez
Dindu Nuffin >start riot NOW
Nathan Brooks
IT WAS A TRAP. THEY KNEW WE COULD NOT RESIST THE BIKE. CURSE YOU WHITEY
Liam Miller
OH SHIT.
SHOOT ALL OF THEM.
LEAVE NO WITNESSES.
Luke Stewart
I remember I was born in Pakistan, rushed a vocational degree, and then moved to hong kong where I got a job as a ceo with no prior experience. The quality of living was so expensive that I was made rich just by being homeless.
