>sorry user, i only date guys who speak spanish
what do you do?
Sorry user, i only date guys who speak spanish
What a coincidence, I don't date latinas.
Not care because i could probably do better
UNA VELA
mongolica
*turn 360º and walk away*
*SPEAKS SWEDISH TO HER*
>"OMG user GIVE ME YOUR NORDIC PENIS ANHHH GIVE ME BLONDE KIDS"
*deal with it.jpg_*
easy medsh*T
jajaja me gustas mucho mamacita. un dos tres
Show her that I speak Spanish
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why
"dos cerveza, por favor" just the way i said this, looking into her eyes confidently would make her wet. I would then say "laquinta...por..favooor", and she would go down on her knees and try unbutton my jeans. But, then i would call her a slut, and walk away. Ignore her texts for three days, before i finally answer "que?", and she would beg to come to my place. I would open the door, put on some boring movie i've seen before, completely ignoring her all night, before sending her home. Then, she's ready. I would casually walk past her on the street, having tracked her phone while she was at the toilet, and then, bump into her, spill my waterbottle all over my tshirt, and ask her to borrow her rest room so i could change. Walk out without a tshirt, and yeah. BOOOM NIGGA
Donde esta the fuck outta my house, pendeja.
My sisters are latinas and they're the worst people I've ever met.
My penis is only for cute jap girls.
Pacito tun tun pacito tun tun
That's ok, I'm not into ugly dime-a-dozen Latina whores.
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t. Dennis Reynolds
ayy mami pero si habló español. ahora deja comermer tu culo
Spoken like a true weeb
i would say "por que tienes almohadas tan raras? un caballo con cabeza de piña que te pasa?"
Okay... so.. i’ll learn it right now...
la goblina...
This person literally represents you.
el goblino...
get out of my country whore
you're fooling everyone in this thread, but you can't fool me, paisorro
how can you even make this argument? "the leader of your country has a ridiculous appearance" card is not something americans can really play right now without staggering hypocrisy
Chupa mi verga, puta.
Is that how you get a gf in Latinoland
>"ey gabacho u wanna bye som illegal immigrants or wa?"
MAGA nufaggot.
el frenchaux
Pa k kieres saber eso jaja salu2
more for me
god this meme is stale but it doesn't even make sense in context. also it's just as applicable to Canada as it is to America you fricker. so plz BTFO canadarian fgt
>posting based Hickok
You're alright. Don't come to Sup Forums tomorrow.
I'm showing you that I can speak American you abominacion
>"O-oh hahaha I was just kidding, its ok we can just stay friends!"
>remain sitting in awkward silence for a minute
>make a brief comment about the weather
>"Hey, if you change your mind let me know! I am always avaliable haha".
>Excuse myself to the bathroom
>Turn the tap on
>Cry excessively while the tap dampens out the noise of tears
>Decide to go home and not text her for a whole 6 hours to give her space
>Proceed to orbit her for 2 years and give her lifts to the gym
>Come on Sup Forums and shitpost about how all Latino woman are degenerates that I would never date like:
>Never forget what I am
Would rim the fuck out of her cute asshole because I can speak Spanish, English, my native Estonian, Finnish and even some shitty Russian (but I never do out of pride). Check mate amerimutts with only 1 language.
>walk trough her.
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That's a shitty crop. Go finish your half potato for the day and maybe you'll have the energy to do so.
Also pic related, muh genetics :^))
>99% potato negroid
CHI
that's not you
Post your pure *ryan ancestry burgermutt
Kek what did you just send them a cotton swap of vodka as a prank?
whiter than you pablo :^)))
Kek im not even white you filthy mick
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS
t. Ch*nk
*starts speaking spanish*
>she asks why you speak with a faggoty lisp
I'm not a chink you disgusting excuse for a citizen of this country. Stop bickering with Americans, they are our allies against the H O R D E S
my spanish sounds like perfect spanish from castile though
>56%
>allies against the hordes
also lmao faggot my family came over in the 1600s get out of my cunt
Quieresh dethir que no hablash ashi ?
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You can succo my el grande dicco.
Aquafresh, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
so you talk with a lisp
aherdy gerdy gurr?
ayyy tequila!! mi amigo
its great
I don't speak 3rd world, puta
Mi casa es su casa.
what's the closest place to me, where i can acquire a nice latina gf?
Que rima con "te amo"?
Te reviento el ano
*unbuttons shirt and buttons up only the uppermost one*
Eyy locaaa come suk my diiiK
Vamonos muchacho!!
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