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Burgers edition.

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I've just started visiting Sup Forums after being on Sup Forums and /lit/ for my entire 5 years of Sup Forums. What is the function of this board? Is it just Sup Forums mixed with /r9k/ ?

pretty much
used to be a bit more like /bant/ until /bant/ was made
talking about culture only lasts for so long

we don't tolerate poltards here, idiot

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wearing the male equivalent of yoga pants
literally thousands of women across america are unfortunate to miss out on this

Do cities in the USA fit this description?

> cities where fall never happens

> cities where winter never happens

> Cities that are warm and hot all year round

> cities where temperatures never drop below freezing

> cities with very minimal or not temperature differences throughout the year

El var sinso

Honolulu.

It's full of 20 year old redditors obsessed with the US

Seems to be more like 35 year old Americans obsessed with Japan desu

>bathroom connected to two dorm rooms which means that you have to lock then unlock the other door
>roommate forgets to unlock the door again
>knock on front door
>no response
>ask for assistance and the woman comes in their room to unlock door from the other side (idk why she didn't bring a special key to unlock from my room but whatever)
>come to think of it why can't i just fucking unlock it myself
>heard him bitching about it to roommate Y and how he was taking a nap as if i'm supposed to assume he's there

i don't understand this story

do people normally tell you theyre leaving and where to?
particularly people you live with. People have done it to me my whole life and I've yet to give a fuck.

they used to but not anymore
i've overstayed my welcome

meh

Who else /JungleFever/ here?

San Diego

my fever will always be for my own ethnicity

viva la raza

>Hey white boi! You kinda cute, where you from?
>What's yo name, cutie?

don't need the fever to be attracted to someone

9th hour of tripsitting my friends now

It's far less right-leaning than Sup Forums

>africans are so dirty that they evolved with lice resistant hair

I like big titties

i like titties, big or small
i'm a tittyman

i like small tight asses

patrician taste

my conclusion is that thots wear yoga pants because theyre lazy

>having an active conversation with somebody
>somebody else comes along
>starts interrupting regularly without adding anything to the conversation

my conclusion about people who use the term "thot" are faggots

dont care

ME AND MY GRANDMA TAKE MEDALS, YEAH

would your grandma take my pole?

The gf

Ass size doesn't matter as long as it has a good shape and is proportionate tbqh

turns out that asian TA was adopted, and her mom has a hyphenated last name, and her parents are white.

the only other adopted kid i know is asian, to white parents, with hyphenated names

women with dicks are more relatable 2bh

california is lit -- literally

in january? i don't think so

ive seen many pictures of california in january, they were taken by the best american photographers, unlike fakenews cnn who use pictures from china -- many such cases

would do meth with /10

>you can bet on how long the National Anthem will take to be sung

>you can bet on what color the singers hair will be

Would you do cocaine with this one?

definitely the over

laaaaads I stayed up until half 5 and went to bed but then I started feeling super sick and now I feel deathly ill, funny how that works huh?

>laaaaads

>fedoraposting
>inb4 quoting this post and making an ebin fedorapost out of it

this is why cum is dead

Would love for a nuke to hit LA

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Want an azn gf

>Would love for a nuke to hit LA

this but atlanta

Ya

/starcitizen/

more like /camelotunchained/

why is cereal so sugary

Think my metabolism is slowing down
I'm eating the same amount but I'm still gaining weight

Eat oatmeal

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>hook up with a tinder bitch
>go to applebees
>after 2 hours of horsing around with her and some other people there we leave to my place
>end up fucking, but only do it for 20 minutes because drunk
>she passes out
>pass out after trying to cum for 3 minutes on her face, but peepee is also too drunk
>wake up 1 hour later, surprisingly with just a buzzed feeling
>shes gone and didnt respond to my tinder message

I'm assuming she called an uber somehow, but she could've just stayed. Some pajeet from uber is probably raping her right now.

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why are americans like this

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>/r9k/ convincing me to fuck children again

Just do it while you're still in MeJico and nobody will bat an eye.

I don't want to fuck brown third-world kids what am I an old rich Australian business man on vacation?

Tell me what you want and I will tell you how to get it.

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haha he totally zoomed in on her butt

what's for lunch?

Rest of the Okonomiyaki I made yesterday.

Yummmmm

this captcha shit is awful

not as awful as the blowie your mom gave me yesterday hah

imma

fuck

shit

up

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>new York pizza
>Chicago

disagreeable

>other places put too much sugar in their pizza

What the fuck is wrong with America?

You can meme all you want about your shitty pizzas but I'm sure when I go to the US one day and finally get to try one it'll taste like ass.

I feel bad when someone posts their dumpster fire of a gf or wife and no one responds for more.

Guess they know now

got a place a little bit always that does sweet crust pizza.

it's awful

at least i know y'all keep coming back for more of my sweetheart

I'd like to think you will eventually post real photos

real photo of me and the GF

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>when Brits finally get their hands on a gun

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yes it's how camera names images

Does this picture have the power to resurrect this thread?

haha I mean look at this silly dog

literally just you and me posting for the past two hours

>it's LITERALLY barely 8 in the morning in the US

talk about being backwards haha

Do you have sister/cousin? Post photos :3

left

i want some whipped cream out of a can now desu

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I have no gf. absolutely none.

i have one