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yeehaw

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh dude -________- sprudlo spader is for fuckin kids dude -___- like what is benis is this some freakin kindergarten or what BOOM memed on -_____0. Willies are hella epic whathe fuck is waglle ur bemis even supposeda be. -__-. Go back to flippin finnerland with your kiddy bear me me kid......

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WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.

But listen to me you little shit if ((((((Benjamin Disraeli)))))) mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)

Yanks should be going to bed soon

what if

the yanks have arrived lads

God says ...

pardon_the_french Icarus WooHoo that's_for_me_to_know unsung_hero What_are_you_doing_Dave I'll_ask_nicely taxes I_give_up I_was_sleeping you're_lucky Oy really repeat_after_me ridiculous like_like well_obviously can_you_hear_me_now humongous arrogant as_a_matter_of_fact surprise_surprise check_this_out caution what_have_you_done_for_me_lately do_I_have_to now_that_I_think_about_it ohh_thank_you theres_no_place_like_home what's_the_plan I'm_on_a_roll boink

wassup my fans.....ireland moddermanbro here...............im irish.......n proud..........i got ......a new mod comin out..........after the success of vicktoria 2: steampunk zombiez parkour...im now releasing...................eu4:...steampunk roman empire edition.........europe is divided into 3 nations.....the steampunk romans...who are living cog people....the germanians....who can form prussia and upgrade their weaponary.....and ancient steampunk egypt...who have the power of steampunk parkour and they have top hats.....................................................steambonk.....
ireland modderman bro out............>_> ..........

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IM SICK OF LIAM NISSAN TAKING ALL MY FRUIT LOOPS WHEN I AM FRYING A WOMBAT WHATS HIS PROBLEM? WERE GONNA HAVE US A CHAMPAGNE JAM HE SNIFFS HIS WATER B4 HE DRINKZ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAS SECRET MEETINGS W THE TELITUBBIES ON FOX NUDES ! THERE ARE NO PENGUINS IN ALASKA BUT IF I CUT HIS HAIR HAWAII WILL SINK #ROCKONLILGHANDI

filtered all American flags

just had a wank to be honest lads

Do you only jack off to JAVs or do you whack it to white girls too??

orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

well that depends what you mean by crisis

oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady


but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin

a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be

im A BIG FAN

imm a waggle my willy all day

IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE


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IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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sweet release me mates...

sometimes both

unneccessary

Lads I come to you once again a broken man. I need a tip about English pronunciation. Some words I know, say 'lashes'. But have no idea if it is pronounced lay-shes or la-shes for instance. What would be the safe way to pronounce such a word without having to check every time? Like is there a rule of thumb or an in between ay and a Like as a native speaker suppose you learn a new word and you don't know how it is pronounced exactly. What would you do?

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it is pronounce lay-shes

Is it true that men flock cute girls and take pictures of them in japan?

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

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didn't read

fuck off twat

i think we broke the yanks chaps.

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

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Hey Nassim
How's your day
Just learn the IPA dude

Lah-shes

There are no rules I think, you just have to know how it's pronounced

anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

the real answer is that if you don't speak english natively it's just a trial and error process, take the word 'laces' for example, it looks exactly like lashes in regards to pronunciation but it has the long A instead

i'm a shabbos goy

the gaijin have their grubby hands all over our women. but when uyoku dantai see it then call it out

I know I'm not speaking of this particular example. I am looking for a general rule of thumb or some neutral way to pronounce 'a' when you don't know if it's ay or a.

just wanked a lad to be honest lads

*waggles*

left or right?

>i think we broke the yanks chaps.

good morning
had some fucked up dreams last night

hm ah yes i am reading these burger posts

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

white and based

thread ruined by the fat Mexican emma poster

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

post toot tootposter

Ah yes let's choose the most arbitrary fucking language as the universal language. Perfidious cunts.

pale nigger

had gatorade and zelda the other night and feel bad

>hm ah yes i am reading these burger posts

to be fair

NEED the good yank back lads

why do really boring posters give themselves names on Sup Forums?
alan and this mexiweeb for example. really boring posters that offer literally nothing yet they demand attention with their gay names. can only imagine how runtish they must be in reality.

wanna play spla2n chink eyes

t󠀠bh

the good yank is a figment of /brit/s collective imagination

Does he think he's actually being funny?

kill yourself you fat mexican nigger gaijin and never come to this island

i saw caras woman hole earlier when burger posted it. disgusting

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legally changing my name to Literally Hitler

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*is a teensy bit racist*

why is the chink so rude hcaps

what did you do him

omae wa mou shindeiru

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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,

If I say this to a nip, I'm not sure if they'll understand the joke or attack me

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fucked it

u mum gay

irish find this funny (it's not)

off to the shops to get my 7 ready meals for the week

i think he is just a proxy

shameee

i have no respect for gaijin that use our moonrunes thinking they are one of us. you are not one of us. you are westerner. you should be doing pinatas and la cucaracha

now you're just repeating yourself

there's that obviously deliberate stamping from the ceiling above again

*becomes the good bruce*

internets going really slow. fucking annoying

pretty wacky

i'm not a proxy i'm not

/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over Sup Forums.
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burger is fat haha

dont care for your shitty culture fuck off

would describe myself as the lawful evil bruce

is he ok?

What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??

And before that I asked a simple question on how I crack the game and I again got swarmed by fucking autists with all their unfunny inside jokes. Fuck you and fuck those games, they are literally one of the most boring shit I've ever touched. Also fuck the guy in /dixie/ who suggested I try out those autistic map painting simulators and "ask for guidance on the /brit/ general and they will help you". Bunch of manchildren.

@all

i hope the mexican cartel shoots you and your family

*glasses alt-right nazi and puts rest of glass bottle in general waste and not recycling bin*

guess i'm the chaotic neutral bruce....

Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into then HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.
Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.

alri lads

not reading burger posts

thailad i hate to be the one who tells you this but you belong on reddit

dont post anime

the autistic jap gets upset

I've seen the good yank before
he was magnificent
cured my mongism just by touching the hem of his robe

Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I think we're entitled to them.

Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I want the truth!

Johan: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has profits. And those profits have to be maintained by casuals. Who's gonna do it? You? You, /gsg/? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for East vs West and you curse Paradox. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that East vs West's death, while tragic, probably saved money. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money...You don't want the truth.
We use words like casual, streamlining, wider audience...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very games I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a face pack DLC and be a good goy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?

Johan: (quietly) I did the job Wester sent me to do.

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?!

Johan: You're goddamn right I did!!

nigger