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What is dead may never die!

what's your favourite thing about on-season?
for me it's the influx of shitty fanart

[roars]

>Tumblr

You have to go back

Is there any correct answer other the new material for shitposting?

Euron will defeat Jon and Dany after they deplete their forces fighting against the Others

in the same fashion William the Conqueror beat Godwinson after he depleted his forces fighting the Norwegians

He'll make mincemeat out of normie favorite characters. Sand Snakes, Jon/Tyrion/Dany, muh dragons, Sam, Brienne, etc will all suffer massively and/or die at his hands.

He'll put Jon and Dany's heads on pikes, Theon will die anticlimatically with an axe to the face, Yara and Ellaria will be executed by Euron galloping around King's Landing with her on a leash as the commoners look on in terror (even Cersei is disturbed), Cersei is impregnated but betrayed and sacrificed for blood magic, same thing happens to Melisandre.


SCREENCAP THIS. I WAS UNEXPECTEDLY RIGHT ABOUT PREDICTIONS BEFORE!

>we do not sow
>entire S6 storyline was about sowing with Kelly C

Almost everyone at the premiere looked awful, what the fuck

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

ok fine, what about white walkers?

So who's gonna die this season?

isaac looked nice :)

Arya's virginity

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>tfw Isaac will never hug you

People actually coming here ffs. I actually am baffled as to why throughout all off season literally no one comes here and threads just become stagnant. Makes absolutely zero sense.

Vanquished by Jon and Dany. Defeated when Jon kills Bran who is the Nights King

All of Westeros sans Drogon

Looked good:
Jaime
Jorah
Grey Worm
Davos
Littlefinger
Beric
Ellaria

Looked awful:
literally everyone else

Who /justman/ here?

I liked sansa. she looked good

lol you're joking right
half the people you named looked like a hot turd

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was that the one that got fucked by irontards?

she was probably the worst of all tbqhwy

>tfw he will never look at you and giggle

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Yeah the ironbabbies murdered all the king's sons and then he died in a war of revenge against them.

One of the last good rulers the riverlands had.

Predictions:

>Dany gets Iron Throne
>Sansa rules Winterfell
>Arya rules Braavos
>Brienne and Theon's sister defeat the white walkers with a female army
>Cersei gets sent to the Wall and becomes Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
>Jon dies
>Tyrion dies off screen
>Sir Davos becomes Melisandre's cockless servant
The future is female. Get over it, losers.

All of Dorne, Yara, most of the minor characters in the North, Randall Tarly

>based aegon living in all their heads rent free

>One of the last good rulers the riverlands had.
w-what about the tullys?

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Based Bran.

Kings, I meant. Tullys were never kings.

House Justman was perfect in that it was founded by both Blackwoods and Brackens, closing up the old feud as long as the house endured.

Honestly I'm not sure if House Tully will survive.

>jon snow's ancestry.com
>controlling anything but a plot point

Kit said they filmed fake scene for spoiler fucks. Tis it true?

>I'm not sure if House Tully will survive.
surely the fat man can't kill off that many characters

no hes a bad liar/actor

do people still care about this cunt? i havent heard about her in months. seems like her 15 minutes are up

Would Margaery fuck a Dothraki Khal if he was about to siege Highgarden?

Who?

>everyone is hyped thinking this is legitimately the moment GRRM is about to announce TWOW in an hour
>two hours later
>its fucking nothing

she fucked a beta like tommen, you think she's below getting dominated by an alpha male native american?

Is GRRM announcing TWOW at the premiere? Why is his blog post labels ASOIAF and not GOT?

Shed fuck all of them and their horses even if they were invited

is she really calling him bran in this gif? kind of a cunt move

because he's T R O L L I N G

all he was talking about was the premiere. I'm not kidding. He posted that "asoiaf announcement in an hour!!!" bait literally an hour before the premiere started and has said nothing since.

Looks more like she's calling him bro...

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>Jul. 12th, 2017 at 5:08 PM
>greyjoy
>Alas, alas, that great city Valyria, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

what did he mean by dis

>people are still literally actually seriously waiting for a book that will never come

Normies get "muh dragonz" but then they realize that the Valyrians were the bad guys and they all get btfo. This is pretty much the best spinoff we can get

Why do people look over the fact that Margaery was literally a pedo?

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>Trump is the Night's King no doubt it
>he wants the title but not the job

True or not, wouldn't Joffrey or King Bobby B fit his own description better?

>"The Winds of Winter are upon us," said Kennos of Kayce, catching a snowflake in his hand and watching it melt. He caught another in his mouth. "Not yet," Jaime replied. "If I had to guess, the Winds of Winter will be released on the eighteenth of October 2022."

wow what the fuck

where's the leak

trolling
hes fucking trolling


DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES

half the characters are in the book if you go by real world customs

fuck I forgot my emoji

Tommen is like 14 or 15 in the show, they aged him up right before the wedding

Why do people care anyways? Hasn't the show surpassed the books timeline and spoiled all of the major plot points?

Yeah but they're not overlooked. We rightly call Khal Drogo a rapist. Why not Margaery?

Still a child.

>receive "hey kid wanna /ss/"
>beta

pick one

hes played by a 19 year old using an annoying affected infantile voice

It's cut such an enormous amount of content from the source material that it's really hard to tell.

fuck wrong pic

Women can't be pedos. If you disagree, you're a faglord.

your mothers anus

i was showing my dick to girls on MSN when I was 14

kek

margaery wasn't even in a position of power over him

i have two dads

So what?

DONT
BELIEVE
HIS
LIES

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>i was showing my dick to girls on MSN when I was 14

congratulations you got catfished by middle aged men !

>trying to apply the laws of our world to a fake 14th century fantasy show

hmm

Where's gendry's bull helmet

i don't know why i allow myself to get hyped for the first episode of a game of thrones seasons. name (1) GOOD season premiere.

Two Swords

>it's a virgins argue over whether virgins in a fictional fantasy setting are victims or not episode

S01E01 is the best episode so far.

Inside his pants

You don't need to be a rapist to identify rape.

oh i guess lena couldnt go because of her custody battle thing right

Nice bro, have any more pseudo-intellecual quips you read in a book in the clearance section of Barnes and Noble you feel like sharing with me?

Westeros, YES!

>Mario Lopez is allegedly 5'10

Seems lying about your height is very popular in Hollywood

What a boring premiere that was

>expecting libtards to say something intelligent
Have you ever seen them argue/discuss politics? They're not being smart, they just need to look smart (and to libtards, this just means "say the same thing they say") and virtuous.

This is how retarded shit like "Not my president!" are born. It doesn't mean anything over "I don't like him!" but they feel better by saying he's not their president somehow, even tho he is.

The big villain on the show ist he night king, and he thinks Trump is the big villain, so they are, like, literally the same character.

Everything is boring without best girl

>using Texas as an example of sufficient sexual assault law

>using modern law as a sufficient example of medieval standards

So is /got/ pissed or happy that the only preston vids were bound to get for the the next 8 weeks will be about this bound to be shitty show instead of theories?

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>"Well if California does it makes it ok!"

>4 days

Lads I can't wait

I can't handle her cuteness lads

why wasnt she invited to the premiere but a bunch of 'literally who the fuck's were?