Why is Spider-Man now like Batman?

Why is Spider-Man now like Batman?

He now has a Spider-family of titles

His Robin is hooking up with the Batgirl

>now
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>Why is Spider-Man now like Batman?
Marvel has partial movie rights and creative control of Spider-Man again.

Anyone else want Peter to raise their child? It makes sense, since his relationships usually fail, since... you know, straight white people...

35 years of Cloak and Dagger comics and they haven't even got to hold hands...

Interracial sex and cucking go hand in hand and hand on dick by himself.

will they pull a TKJ and have Spider-Gwen having sex with Peter?

The kissed (Kinda) in their last mini series by Spencer and Rios

Screencap this, next Green Goblin story will be Spideys TKJ

written by slott

It was just sex , for god's sake user!

Wait, so is this Spider-Gwen or Gwenpool?

That be Spider-Gwen.

Daredevil is Marvel's Batman. Spiderman is nothing like him.

>Why is Spider-Man now like Batman?

Marvel is creatively bankrupt and trying to milk their big seller

Don't you mean Moon Knight?

>Spider-Robin
>Spider-Girl
>Spider-Woman
>cat-themed antihero fuckbuddy
>smiling green nemesis with a purple outfit and a kooky theme
I could go on, but it's looking like he was Batman all along. Lower class Batman, to be exact.

>milk their big seller
That isn't Ms. Marvel

But Pete's rich now
And left new york so Miles could have all his stuff while Pete fucks around with dumb shit

>I stopped reading at the first sentence

I was thinking more his origins. Bruce was always rich.

Oh yeah.
>dead parents

Not just Spider-Man

Now there are a shitload of Captain Americas, Marvel is making extended families of everyone these days.

>There was already a shitload of Hulks of a variety of colors.
>Now there are loads of Pym Particle using people.
>Vision has an actual family
>More Captain Americas and Iron Men,
>Wolverine, Wolverclone, Wolverkid, Sabertooth
>Thor had an extended family since the mid-80's with Bill, Future Thor, Thunderstrike,

Anf Namor had a family, who knows what the hell is going on with Namora and Namorita clone

I know no one likes Shipping, but am I the only one actually really, really bothered by this pairing?

I know Spider-Gwen is younger than 616 Pete, but instead of throwing a random asian at him, why can't he have this? MJ is dead, and this Gwen loved her Peter too.

Gwen and Pete being alive and NOT a couple just feels fucking gross. I don't give a shit about interracial couples one way or the next, but they chose the wrong girl to throw at Miles.

You're right, it's not.

Are they doing this to try and make Miles more interesting? I mean, it just seems like him and Kamala was making more sense than this random BS.

This is still better than Osborn having fucked 616 Gwen though, but I have no horse in this race. It's just random.

Because Gwen is and always will be shit. Also, Silk could have worked if anyone but Slott was writing their paring.

>Gwen and Pete being alive and NOT a couple just feels fucking gross
Why they aren't even the same characters, nor were they romantic on spider-gwens earth.
You can't just keep shipping same pairings in every multiverse.