When I was a little kid, I loved the Power Rangers, and my favorite was the black ranger. He was a cool guy, had a sweet-as-fuck axe, and he wasn't a dork like the blue ranger or boring like the red ranger. Also, he wasn't a girl, and girls drool (boys rule).
Had an action figure of him and everything.
Apparently though, according to modern psychosis, I'm not allowed to have liked the black ranger, because I'm incapable of identifying with him and seeing him as a positive role model for myself, because he's black and I'm white.
True. You were a fucked up kid. Your parents are even more fucked up for letting you watch television. I bet you masturbate a lot, huh? Are you a pedo now?
Ian Rogers
[spoiler]MASTADON
Grayson Wilson
I identified with the blue ranger because he was smart and nerdy.
Then I identified with the white ranger, because I was white, not fucking blue.
Xavier Moore
plastic rangers that what i seen of them when i was young everyone else liked them i made fun of them and said there weapon are plastic.
good old days
Lucas Harris
Everyone liked the green ranger. I defy you to name someone who didn't.
Black ranger was ok, the axe was pretty fucking sweet.
Bentley Peterson
This
Nathaniel Baker
white ranger is the one who bailed everyone out when shit hit the fan, fuck black ranger and his gay axe
Asher Rodriguez
What year were you born in Sup Forums?
Blake Jackson
Definitely. Plus black is a very flattering wardrobe choice.
Camden Gray
Their albumstrip covers are like an LSD trip
Jonathan Phillips
The forced representation acts far more divisively than the alternative of allowing things to happen organically, because it constantly calls to mind everybody's differences and forces children to identify with a physical quality, rather than a personality trait or something along those lines.
It's divisiveness veiled as equality. Liberals thrive on it.
Julian Adams
You were not a fucking high school age mecha pilot that battled Hilary Clinton's monsters from the moon either.
My favorite character was the gold-armored evil henchman guy with the sword that lost every fight but never stopped trying every episode.
Ian James
Goldar was the Poland of Power Rangers villains.
Logan Sanchez
I also liked the black ranger best.
He had a fucking axe that shot lasers and a goddamn Mastadon and he was a cool dude in general.
Goldar? He was based. I love henchmen like him that are menacing 1v1 but can't stand against the whole team. Makes for a lot of potential cool scenarios. He's still a badass but he also has a reason to bail if all rangers are there and he has no backup.
Leo Gonzalez
Backyard Dawgz!
Owen Hernandez
>he didn't want to be the alpha leader Red Ranger all day all of the days ur'e all cucks
Lincoln Gomez
As a kid I only liked the Red ranger, black ranger and Green ranger (in that order). They were the only ones that appealed to me. Only had toys/figures of those three. I didn't care that the black ranger was a black dude, I still thought he was cool.
Even as a kid I somehow knew Blue was a faggot (must have had gaydar as a kid). I just didn't like him. Couldn't relate to the girls either.
I like when the Red and black ranger got the green rangers gold armor thing. I had those figures as a kid, I think they had flipping heads and I would always copy the show and give the red and black that gold armor since it was removable.
Jace Reyes
I was born in '88.
Trini was my first waifu. I then found out she died a week before 9/11.
That was a horrible September.
Sebastian Sanchez
But the red ranger literally got cucked by the green/white ranger.
Evan Davis
Power Rangers were great. Green ranger was my favorite and when he went White, complete child hood hero.
>likes the guy for his badass fucking battleaxe >is a cuck
no sir, you are the cuck
Camden Martinez
bro did u know red ranger ended up doing gay porn? awkward
Xavier Sanchez
I had a White Ranger costume, it was cool
Oliver Sanchez
Literally nobody wanted to be him on my old playground.
Joshua Gray
The Pink Ranger was always my favourite.
Henry Walker
black ranger was awesome. I always liked the yellow ranger too because of her daggers. But she was an asian woman and I can't identify with her and apparently that prevents me from having fun with the action figures.
Ryder Jones
I always like green ranger, but only cause i liked the color green at the time
Logan Turner
I just jerked off to the female rangers.. The original pink ranger was the best wank.
Camden Ward
When I was really little I liked all of them. I even had a second-hand pink ranger that I played with a lot. We were poor and even though the character was a girl do you think I cared at the age of five?
Mason Bell
Damn it I think I always liked the red ranger in Mighty Morphin
Jeremiah Reyes
Red Ranger went to doing gay porn
David Ward
That's actually just a fake rumor. You can look it up.
Jack Rivera
Red ranger got fat as fuck. He's a cook now.
The porn guy is a totally different person.
Isaac Scott
>he wasn't a dork like the blue ranger n-no you
>tfw had a badass blueranger triceratops zord as a kid
Kevin Price
I'm black and I liked the green Ranger
David Walker
Apparently when I was in kindergarten I tried to imitate a move I'd seen on the show and hit some other kid real hard.
My mother banned me from watching it.
So I just stuck to ninja turtles and transformers instead.
Luis Barnes
I always had a crush on Scorpina
Jaxon Evans
They're much better than that Japanese knockoff, Jewranger.