You've got 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet

You've got 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet.

Too many spiders

Because we're fucking full

i dont want shit internet

Too many retarded aussies

pic related

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I don't speak chinese

Registration every year on your car. Fuck that

Shitty fucking heat and every animal can kill you

SHALL

FULL

I wouldn't know anybody and I hear the women are strong enough to wrestle alligators.

racists pieces of shit that have concentrations camps, and abuse jailed teenagers

Be sure to move to Queensland (God's own country), but don't drink XXXX

Indonesians to the north of me.
Antarctica to the South.
Here I am. Stuck in the middle with Chinks.

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My wife is arachnophobic.

Aus has both big spiders and dangerous spiders.

i have a felony on my record don't think any white country would ever let me move there

I was born there, would never go back.

Scary wildlife, strict customs, and high prices on tech and vidya.

Sorry, 'Straya. I love you guys but I can't see myself moving out down under. I'll respect the bantz from a distance, you beautiful cunts.

2 RIGHT.

Dropbears

Because Australia is full,

And because If I am the kind of person who flees my homeland at the first sign of hardship, then I am not worthy of having a home at all

yeah but we're not here to fuck spiders.

abos

so i used to work on megayachts, started out as a deckboy and worked up to DSO. fucking loving those shitposting aussies, girls are cute and great in the sack. bar is set so low since aussie men treat aussie girls like dirt. seriously, treat them decent and they think you're incredible.

all that being said, kiwi broads and everything i hear about NZ would make me go there before AUS anyday.

Good luck getting a job in NZ.

I don't like having my rights infringed?

a last thing, saffers are probably the craziest and most fun all-around, but it's just not worth being murdered there.

Fuck off, it's full.

I wish though.

oh it's not easy and not part of my immediate plan, but between AUS and NZ, it's kinda obvious which you'd shoot for. enough money will get you anywhere

don't get me wrong, i love the shit out of you roo-fucking drunks, but NZ just seems so rad. maybe i'm biased, in which case correct me

Australia would be better for you though

We don't take kindly to yanks here

>You've got 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet.
FUCK
OFF,
WE'RE
FULL
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No second.

idk, if you're familiar with any industry on the water and aren't ignorant, people are friendly. I grew up in the caribbean, but was never ashamed of calling myself an american. even to the NZ chicks i used to see while we were in port

>NZ just seems so rad

Its piss easy to migrate there whichever nationality, skillset or wealth you have. They've got a shit load of Indians and sub-Saharan Africans because of this.

May as well shoot for the harder target.

I like the emptiness of Australia would be comfy place to make a evil lair like in them elder scroll games. Start a obscure fake cult with abos as my followers screaming obscenities at people that stumble upon us to scare people for laughs.

Who /tropo/ here?

Because i'm white and that would be racist.

If you had more lax gun laws I'd probably do it in a heartbeat.
How welcoming is Australia to immigrants from countries like Canada?

Nigger there's a huge difference between how New Zealanders behave overseas and how they behave in NZ

You might do well in Auckland though, there's a big sailing scene and not many New Zealanders so you'll fit right in

cuz i'm a turbo manlet and can't handle the aussie-tier bants

I am American.

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>racists pieces of shit that have concentrations camps, and abuse jailed teenagers

Sounds like a plus tbqh

This, can't bring my guns.

I visited Australia as an American and everyone was nice so you'll be welcomed since your considered more soft than us.

look you have more credibility than me since I haven't been to your part of the world, but I've been all over. I did my summers in the med and winters all over the caribbean and met shit loads of NZers. either they all hide being assholes, or they're just like everyone else. look down on ignorance and generally accepting.

- 900 ms ping
- everything is poisonous, giant, or both
- Christmas is in the summer (what the fuck man)

This cunt knows whats good for him

NZ and aus are so different though, also every state of Australia is different, its like comparing ice cream to burgers, apart from the flag and love of sport we're there's not a lot to compare.
Kiwis are our closest siblings though, love you cunts

>Christmas is in the summer
BBQ turkey
Beers in pool
boxing day test cricket

>Go to Australia for a year
>Shit internet
>Fat chicks
>Only Asians tend to care about their physical appearance
>Typical Australian the same as a typical Slav, drunk loud dickheads
>No thanks

RIP zyzz

>no gunz

Do I even have to fucking say anything else at this point you meme-tier non country?

agreed, totally different. good and bad ways, no sense comparing. I love both you cunts. good sailors and in most instances, fiercely loyal. in particular, I've seen some aussie cooks go just full HAM to protect their own when they perceived an insult (real or imagined). either way, love people standing up for their own.

Because you're full, cunt.

>play drunk cricket all Christmas with entire street of white people
>watch pros do it the day after in best match of the year
Feels good to be Aussie desu

I don't want people emigrating to my country
So I don't emigrato to other's

No one can guarantee that it will stay white.
Sometime in the next 20 years I will want to move to a mostly white country and hopefully be taken in as a refugee because the US will be in the midst of civil war and chaos.
My option seem to only be iceland and Australia. Everywhere else is cucked. Literally everywhere in the world.

My penis is not small enough to blend in with the locals

I'm a 23yo white avionics engineer, can I come? Is Hobart nice? How likely am I to be killed by jumping jacks in Taz?

You can still own guns in Australia.

0 gunz is just a meme.

My standard of living here is purtty fucking high desu yeehaw

It's full of Australians.

>Everywhere else is cucked.

Are you forgetting Eastern Europe?

Putin will give you his muslims when the time comes.

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Because I don't like all the blood going to my head when I hang upside down?

>Tasmania

Too smart, I wouldn't get along with the inbred retard criminals

Because they are lots of degenerates like americas lil redneck causin but with funny accents N i dont look white unless you study my physiology so I probably hafa bad time. Also seriously wgaf about Australia, is it that great. Whats so special about it? Its just another shill controlled country waving the imperialist colors aha. The only thing i like about australia is the accents and cool attitude some of you guys got. Other then that you can keep your hunter spiders n shit thanks!

Why would I move to a degenerate nation where the politics are fucked, the cities are literally Singapore-lite without the authoritarianism with added degeneracy and the fringe towns irrelevant?

australia is paradise. americucks welcome

because its full of faggot Australians

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If you can't carry a pistol on you for self-defense you don't really own guns m8.

You can't fly to the other side of the world on autismbucks.

im afraid of giant spiders

going to bed, but for real just keep on keeping on. you assholes are making me miss my work friends. cunts and all.

so what is Christmas in Canada a more solemn, reflective holiday? like ramadan or something ?

drop bears

You won't be so smug when we awaken, chink

Join our military m8. Not trolling is amazballs

Air force Avionics tech reporting in

can't take my guns, they also have a bunch of gay ass laws and their economy is shit.

But I do pretty much love all the morelia pythons.

Tassie is the most socialist state.

Intense bro culture
We have it in America too obviously since you copied it from us, but you can be whoever you want in America and no one is going to shame or ostracize you for it
E.g. for not being able to hold your piss or whatever they say over there

They can't, we're fucking full.

Hobart is the shittiest capital city in Australia. Even Newcastle is bigger and better than Hobart by a country mile.

Nope. It's very cozy desu senpai.

>Bogan Auscucks
>watch NFL/NRL
>drink either shitty beer or shitty wine
>don't give a fuck about anything
>"""""""""""awaken""""""""""""

I love my family and don't want to only see them every few months.

Literally the only reason.

I have pale skin and would not fare well in an environment that lacks an O-zone layer.

Just finalised my visa actually. Time to learn the fine art of southern shitposting

>Intense bro culture
It's called "mateship" and is sacrosanct in our culture

French women are rude motherfuckers, don't come here.

The men are lovely though.

Because then I can't complain about immigrants.

Besides, I heard they're full.

Guns.

Bugs, sharks, snakes, etc.

Abbos=double nigger

ive been. i havent moved because your immigration laws are tight.

australia is great. it reminds me of the south but with less blacks.

>ignorance

Get fucked!

By the time you realise your mistake it will be too late. Apologise now and I'll let it slide this time.