Go to local restaurant

>go to local restaurant
>tv aspect ratio set to stretch

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TWISTED SISTAH?

>go to party
>TV aspect ratio all borked up
>spend all evening trying to fix it
>don't have fun at party

>someone calls you a fag and you end up leaving without telling anyone buy

>go to elderly relatives house for Christmas
>TV is set to that weird Soap opera setting

>tv

I don't think you were in a real restaurant, user

>restaurant is noisy
>can't hear tv
>no subtitles

>99% of public tvs

>TV is on mute

>grandparents come to house
>they are immigrants
>be forced to watch foreign channel until they leave

if a movie has a square ratio (many old movies) i make it stretch to fill the screen. it doesnt lose anything.

What are you talking about? Everything will look wider and longer than it really is.

>Resturant tv has subtitles that are 15 seconds late

not really. try 16:10 instrad of 16:9. barely noticable but much better.

>go to bar
>tv is set on a dead channel or with the "no signal" label moving around the black screen

>at restaurant
>tv is on CNN

>tvs in restaurants

lol amerifats

>at a bar
>one of the tv's is on drag racing

>at a bar
>one of the tv's is on podracing

Must've been a gay bar

dwight detected

>go to local restaurant
>no tv
>mfw I can't watch the game

>go to barber
>sports are on
>he tries to make small talk about the game

>it doesnt lose anything.

You lose dignity

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>uk

>go to a bar
>TDKR is on with subtitles
>enjoying the plane scene with a beer and tendies
>Some chad asks them to change it to baseball
>Never found out why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

HAHA, CAN'T STAND THAT FAKE NEWS EITHER AMIRITE?

YOU BETTER HAVE TURNED THAT TV OFF TO SHOW THOSE KEKS YOU'RE A REAL CENTIPEDE

...

>go to southern food restaurant
>faux news on all tv's and at full volume
>tucker carlson fellating Drumph
>use remote control app on phone to turn on Logo channel

Fucking bigots

>pre-HD show made HD by cropping top and bottom

THICC

All he said was CNN, you people are obsessed.

>at a bar
>one of the tv's is on ladyboy-fucks-guy porn from the POV of the guy

>go to local gym
>tvs are all on mute, no subtitles
>early 2000s hip hop music is playing through the speakers

Worked

>the only TV showing the game is at a weird angle that you can't comfortably watch while eating at the same time

Don't you bring music to the gym? for cardio at least

Uhhhh, check please?

>go to elderly relatives house
>TV is fucking blaring at max volume

>see channel on public TV I don't like
>not allowed to change channel

>/asp/ memes

worked

>watching tv
I actually just watch shows on netflix occasionally and maybe some movies sometimes

spic spotted

>bought mom an HD TV for her birthday
>visit her again for thanksgiving
>she has been watching SD channels this entire time

kek my grand mother did the same thing, she bought a HDTV made my cousin install it, he wired the cable box with an analog plug, so she didn't get to experience 1080p television before she died.

My brother has this shit on, looks amazing watching UFC and shit but holy
fuck it's annoying on anything else.

>go to restaurant
>TV is on news
>loudly demand manager turn up the volume
>watch the news story intently
>story ends
>look around at everyone staring at you
>say "It's happening again."
>run out the front door, jump in car, speed away
>return later and act normal

>CNN interns get this mad

>subtitles
those are closed captions user
they're late because someone is literally typing them as they go

Who the fuck watches tv at a restaurant? What kind of disgusting degeneracy is this?

>go to a sportsbar
>colours are all fucked up on the telly

that doesn't make it HD, that makes it widescreen

>weird Soap opera setting
what is this, what are you talking about?