What movies would you like to see re-made?
All female cast is in right now
>12 Angry Women
>Jurors all hate each other because women, spend 99% of movie forming cliques against each other
>Decide the kid is not guilty because he looks cute
fpbp
To Kill a Mockingbird. Leslie Jones is the big black dude and the accuser is Colin Jost.
Predator
Genders no issue
first post good post
Reservoir Bitches
Reservoir dogs.
One flew over the cookoos nest
Apollo 13. The film would be rebranded a Sci-Fi instead of based on true events.
woman's ward version
Platoon for shits and giggles
Lawrence of Arabia
schindler's list
you mean resevoir bitches
top wew
Deliverance
I can't wait for them to remake Mr. Mom where the man in the relationship goes out, gets a job that the entire household can rely on while the Mrs gets use to a domestic lifestyle of raising the children...
Lol, WUT?!?!! It's 2016, THAT'S not suppose to happen!
...or 2001: A Space Odyssey
>film starts
>a bunch of female apes doing nothing
>they don't have the capacity to do anything significant like develop tools
>the human race never evolves
>the end
>The shindler list.
>THE PATRIOT
>PHILADELPHIA
'children of women'
world fucked, civil war
only one guy is fertile
all women need to fuck him to save human race
Dr. Strangelove
With Ellen Degeneres in Sellers' roles
Saving Private Ryan.
I need a good laff
The idea of 11 women organizing the biggest casino heist ever is absolutely ludicrous.
Suspension of disbelief to the max.
Sharknado
Escape from NY. Who would be snake though?
The twist is that it's an ugly guy and the women choose to let the human race die off rather than fuck him.
That sounds like a good reverse gangbang parody
Cast away
Woman dies after 3 days,not because of starvation or thrist, but because she gets into a fight with Wilma (the volleyball), over petty shit, and loses.
Jonas Awoman, a movie where a woman tries to play in the NBA and get fucking annihilated
Leslie Jones
She can't dunk, but has strong fundamentals
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
schindler's list
Just change casino to "rare designer clothes bank" and you can picture it
Honestly this sounds like something I would enjoy.
Sara Silverkike could play Slim Pickins' roll. Who would play Jack Ripper though?
Starship troopers
Brokeback Mountain
A Serbian Film Yuri Edition
Lady Gaga
noice
>the Rocky series
>the Rambo series
>Demolition Man
>Terminator
>Derailed
>Born the 4th of July
>Pumping Iron
>500 days of summer
>American History X
>Ocean's 12
>Ocean's 13
>initiated doomsday because the Russians have prettier women
When Sherri met Sally
Kek
somebody please send this thread to a hollywood exec.
Meryl streep
Magic Mike
>99% of movie shows her childhood, her playing for schools, her playing for womens in college
>accepted by feminist recruiter for nba
>big game comes up
>she finally has the ball passed to her
>shows her weaving throughout the court
>slo mo
>she shoots from half court
>airballs the fuck out of it
>other tean gets it
>scores
>wins
>she gets one more shot
>has to hit a layup
>broke her nail the night before
>misses
>kicked out of nba
>epilogue shows her writing journalism for a feminist game review site talking about how women can even compete in men NBA, and how she is living proof of that
End
I think we need a tranny too. Caitlyn Jenner as Jack Ripper
Can't wait to swim in all the white male tears after everything on this list gets rebooted with a diverse, all female cast ;^)
THE RIGHT STUFF
>protip:you can't
>Decide the kid is not guilty because he looks cute
fpbp
Triumph of the Will
Starring Tina Fey
All of them, jews losing a bunch of money is a great trade off to not having anything good to watch.
nah he can play the russian ambassador.
>12 Angry Women
Title is redundant. Should just be called 12 Women.
>500 days of summer
Fuck you bitch
FROST / NIXON
DUMB AND DUMBER
300
They already did that, Girls Gone Wild
The 40 Year Old Virgin (Whore)
I thought that was ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
that's the softest scifi i've ever read nigga
lol
Triumph of the Will.
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Goodfillys
So half of the movie is their capture and subsequent rape?
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Fight club
Shit man, you know what I like
Any James Bond movie
ALL female cast.
shit man, you sure belong to reddit
>Apollo 13
"houston we have a problem"
"what problem "
" no...nothing"
"please tell us what problem is there "
"... No it's fine"
Theyre doing this with baseball. just look at the stonk black wyoman as she strikes out the evil white man and defeats the kkk to become the greatest mlb champion ever.
top kek!
The Goonies
Saving Private Ryan
My girl
If this happens,
FUCKING
KILL ME
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Inglorious Cunts
Kristen Stewart as Wilma the Apache
Winona Ryder as Gen. Gertude Landa
Wilma the Apache draws swastika on Gen. Gertude Landa's forehead with cheap mascara that leaves a mild rash.