HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED HASBRO
Well my day just got better
BTFO
Star Wars Monopoly makes no sense with those characters though. Shouldn't they be Jabba, Unkar Plutt, Watto and... idk, that green cyborg guy from Episode 3 that speaks in autotune?
She isn't a good character. Just a bland, wide-eyed detriment to The Force Awakens.
good, terrible characters made to push a shity agenda need to die in fire
>that green cyborg guy from Episode 3 that speaks in autotune
Who?
Also,
>Monopoly monopoly makes business decision based on financial prospects
STOP THE oPRESSErS
daily reminder
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This. I forgot his name but found it by googling banking clan guy episode 3
>Just when you thought fan outcry and demands for toys and games of popular female characters had been heard, Hasbro has gone and ignored them yet again.
the writer is so close to understanding. the only people screaming for strong female characters are also people that don't even buy the products they're in.
>young fan of SW:FA had written a letter
Yeah right, I bet my ass that it was some late twenties twatwaffle with purple hair, who got it as mandatory assignment from her bolshevik professor in exchange for credits.
No wonder that socialist swines rail so hard against the free market, it makes it harder to shovel out propaganda.
>SJW think companies attend to their whinning just because it's "current year, man"
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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I guess when you can't think of an adequate defense for a poorly written character, you can just call any criticism sexist.
Imagine your biggest problem in life being that Star Wars©: Monopoly© doesn't have a character you like. And it's such a problem that you take the time to write a hand-written letter. Holy shit
Oh come on, how long does it take to write a letter?
They used to.
It's a fucking board game and this isn't news.
Most of the people buying it aren't even going to open the box like the weird little anoraks they are.
I'm actually surprised people still write letters.
Holy shit!
For a child, about 3 hours. The hard part is finding a stamp, envelope, address of company, and mailing it. That takes all day
That's nice, but I won't start enjoying this franchise again until that sow kathleen is dethroned as the head of lucasfilms and whoever replaces does not turn these movis into feminist power-fantasies
i'm 24, not a neet, and i don't even know how to mail things
In the end money talks, not feelings.
Everyone is so pathetic, both complaining and praising hasbro. Its a fucking board, jesus christ.
>he doesnt know Wat Tambor
no Sup Forums is a board
No, they only do that because the marketing team says it'll be more profitable to the brand that way, if not this happens
>implying they actually wrote a physical letter and mailed that shit, especially nowadays
people are more likely to bitch on twatter especially the younger people.
But, user: it's a free chance to sperg out for lulz!
>we wuz right! she dun wrecked ma star wurzz!! stoopid grill.
kek
A cute tho
poor mans Felicity Jones
They arent going to make a new token mold, that costs money.
They arent going to suddenly sell a bunch of new games when they add in a rey token.
If you wanted current star wars monopoly, you already bought it.
There probably IS no interest in an updated version.
Why are the prequels so memeable compared to the nuStarWars?
Simple. George Lucas said it better than anyone:
>The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike.
The new movies try extremely hard to be tough like "The Terminator". The old ones had no problem being silly and trying to look uninentionally hilarious. They took more risks and these were the results.
What are the odds that the child has a radfem mother who forced her to do it?
the prequels were also original and unique in the planets, characters, story etc.
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Rey is the worst character in cinema. And daisy is a fucking retard sounding ugly ass untalented bitch.
I remember how excited I was for those new ships when I was 13 and Episode 3 came out. I guess times have changed and kids don't give the tiniest shit nowadays so they just copy pasted everything for episode 7.
Imagine giving a shit about star wars at all and making a thread laughing about some bitch not getting a monopoly piece.
Reusing designs would have been fine if they were in tatters and the film managed to convey the idea these were the remnants of the Empire. Instead it feels like The First Order is bigger and better than The Empire.
good, he'll come to despise the ideology
HAHA! Yeah! Fuck women right?!
That's what they get for ignoring me all my life
This is a win for MEN!
Jesus, George. I just wanted a story that made sense to the context of the universe you already created. Making something for children doesn't excuse bad writing.
horseshit. Empire was dark as fuck. The old movies werent kids movies, they were well written, had a good story and interesting characters. The Disney movies are terrible, but that doesnt make the prequels any less terrible.
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It's bullshit that there are only four character pieces as part of the set. Doesn't the normal set include eight? And why the fuck would they include Rey over Finn? Still, if nobody gives a shit about her, Habro's hands are tied. Let's see if anyone really want to boycott Hasbro for this.
LMAO Kathleen Kennedy is probably losing her shit right now.
I'm sure that kid hates his mom.
you're right, they weren't kids movies until lucas saw that merch money
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Wow, what a bitch. Just let him play vidya, or don't.
Rey was much better than whatever character was played by Felicity Jones in R1.
Talk about triggered. And this is literally the only argument you people ever have. This is nothing against women. It's against the shilling of terrible characters and blatant propaganda.
Nah, women are alright. It's this shoe-horned modern day feminist ideology that I fucking hate. I honestly expect better from you women. You should be smarter than this.
>when bait so hard with so many levels of irony, you actually say something right
Actually, not really, as this isn't a win for men as such, but people who realize how unpopular Rey was.
This gentleman knows what's up
>Rey was much better than whatever character was played by Felicity Jones in R1.
eww this taste
Anyway, it seems Disney toned down the OPness of Erso in the reshoots. Must have taken the criticisms Rey got to heart. Or one can only hope.
How is there any feminist ideology in TFA? Because theres a female lead? How is that feminist
>it feels like The First Order is bigger and better than The Empire.
Fuckers built a superior Death Star and would show up wherever they wanted to stir up trouble, it didn't just 'felt like' they were bigger.
I work in a medium-sized toy store. The Rey and Finn toys don't sell. Before the movie came out I remember our store shelves were full of them while Chewbacca, Han Solo, Kylo Ren and the space ships were all gone. We got another shipment of those and the same thing happened. Even the black kids didn't buy Finn, they wanted Kylo Ren. And girls simply don't give a shit about Star Wars toys when there are Barbie dolls etc. After the movie a couple were sold but we still had a fuckton. We eventually put them all on clearance for 40% of the original price, then 20%, still didn't sell, one day we just got rid of them all, not sure where they went. Maybe the dump.
>low key tell you that nobody cares for Rey
>REEEE THEY'RE IGNORING OUTCRIES FOR MORE FEMALES
How about find a better character that people actually care about and like then.
Oh wait no, you cant, cause nu-starwars is hot trash
honestly rey is just a bad protag compared to luke. fuck, finn and poe feel like actual people compared that fucking "i'm the hero" cookie cutter
Yah Luke was pretty shitty in Episode 4. But at least he was someone who had a lot to learn. I don't see how Rey can grow as a character, except the obvious: falling to the dark side, if they do it right.
LOL, I knew it. Why would black kids would buy a black version of Jar Jar Binks?
This. She is so skilled at literally everything she makes the other characters irrelevant. ANH, ESB, RTOJ were balanced in terms of character skills and relevance. Luke spent the entire original trilogy messing up and relying on his close friends. Rey accomplished everything he did and more in one film and with no training. She also inherited the Falcon (which should have went to Poe), got the hug Chewie should have been the recipient of, and was trusted to find Luke despite everyone looking for him for years. Luke, Han, and Leia sharing the screen one last time together was missed for this. And people actually defend it.
Doesn't help that Mark Hamill absolutely hate where SW is heading and has been shitting on it numerous times now, even in the presence of its producers and other media. LUL
These feminist cunts don't understand that these Monopoly will sell just as much if there isn't Rey included than if she wasn"t. Therefore they have no need to includ a figurine that isn't necessary. every figurine costs money and that's the only thing that matter to Hasbro and Disney.
>eww this taste
I didn't say Rey was good, just better. Jones character was completely bereft of any range. She just started at the camera, never opening her eyes beyond a certain point, and rarely ever raised her voice. The melodramatic acting on Rey's part was superior to the total lack of it for again, Jones's character, who I can't for the life of me remember.
>trying to look unintentionally hilarious
What did he mean by this?
Jyn is a shit character, and still is 100 times better than Mary Sue Rey.
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Exactly that, it wasn't a typo. They were serious but they tried to keep the serious tone while most likely knowing they were a bit silly. The result is something that looks like it's not trying to be silly and that created the memes.
>has been shitting on it numerous times
No he hasn't. He's made jokes about being disappointed he's not fighting an evil twin, and has had complaints about his lack of screen time in TFA, but that's about it. Those videos are all conveniently edited to leave out the parts where Mark praises Disney, JJ, Rian, his costars, and the new films in general.
I swear to Kek I've seen that post before. Same phrasing, in a Star Wars thread, with the same overall message. Same poster still hasn't learned the meaning of "unintentionally" and still uses it.
No. I at least somewhat care about what happens to Rey in the future films, and she had a more complex motive than finding her father, (which she doesn't initially care about), and then wanting to destroy the Death Star. You couldn't even show mocking pictures of Jones acting in the movie because she has that monotone, disinterested look almost throughout.
George Lucas also said that Star Wars is a soap opera that's really about family drama, and not spaceships. He'll say anything to make it seem like anyone who criticizes him is wrong.
Tah's not the Banking Clan. That's the Techno Union.
>Provides proof he has been shitting on it numerous times
>"Nuhu! Those videos are edited!"
>Sensiblechuckle.jpeg
I'm sorry Episode 7 wasn't as good as you think it was.
I like the fact that you specified "hand-written" so you didn't seem just as fucking retarded by coming here to type this. Kudos for self awareness.
But girls were supposed to be the same as boys!
He has explicitly said he doesn't like the way the movies are going, not just his character, on more than one occasion.
Yea if I were to compare R1 and TFA I would agree with you on the Rey being better bit. R1 was so god awful all around though.
>Is..uhm..is sexist
this is kind of a big deal
how could disney fuck up this bad
She's annoying
Prequels were much better than people give the films credit for since they're blinded by OT nostalgia The characters were delved into deeper than OT. They weren't just stereotypes{the rogue,hermit, badass firl, the viewer insert. It felt like there was real weight behind them. The fight choreography was vastly improved over the OT. Seriously watch any of the OT fights and they're just standing or just floundering around looking like retards.
The prequels created a beautiful world, had beautiful shots and were full of originality and imagination. It was a universe full of creatures of all shapes and sizes.
Every shot makes the trilogy feel like some psychedelic R.A Lafferty epic and in better moments reminds one of a greek tragedy.
The only thing that really changed between the OT and the prequels besides the huge improvements in artistic values is the switch from matte paintings to green screen. CGI that let george do things he couldn't in the OT and he was always looking forward to the future instead of using the same tired old techniques. We got worlds and creatures that would never have been possible in OT's time. Fantasy is to set off your imagination and no other films did that better than the star wars prequels in the last twenty years.
The only people that hate the prequels are RLM fanboys or people that got on the hate bandwagon because it's so hip and cool nowadays.
Nostalgia wankers beating their dicks over episode vii because it just recycled the OT.
>Fuck women right?
No, not women, just socialist swines that hide behind the pretense of fighting for women aka feminists.
You can quote anything out of context to make any kind of point. I'm not invested in what he thinks about the movies, I've just seen enough of those interviews to know that all of those "Mark Hamill Hates Disney" quotes are bullshit. Don't take my word for it, watch the original videos and see that he's actually very positive about the new movies.
For example, he doesn't say "I hate these movies," he'll say something like "I was skeptical when I heard Disney bought the franchise, but they did a great job." Or, "I didn't think the movie would be good, but everyone knocked it out of the park." Or "I told Rian Johnson I disagreed with everything he was doing, but I was wrong, he made a great a movie." The only things he's actually been negative about are his lack of screentime and the ending of TFA. You can say I'm a shill and post more cleerly edited videos all you want, but it won't change what Mark has actually said. Again, look up the original interviews yourself.
high ground memes aside, he could literally just cause an avalanche on top of the shits
Huh that's weird. I don't understand this. I mean, Rey is probably the best character without a personality ever
>Halo is okay for a 12-year-old but not GTA
That kid has a retarded mum.
Someone obviously didn't read the entire 14 page article. fucking loser
>we are equal, all of us
What a fucking brainlet
that sentence in red
someone is doing a horrible job of raising that kid.
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I mean I don't even deny the toys don't sell, but the idea that a Sup Forums neckbeard has a job is hilarious
>fan outcry
A couple of landwhales moaning in twitter/tumblr doesn't equate to a fanbase.
>eight year old
>already has fully developed lazy writing
Can libtards stop being utter cringe monkeys for five minutes. I know that US colleges produce people with the mental capacity of eight years old, but can you at least stop pretending that you actually are one.
Does someone has that pic of dozens of libtards tweeting about their 8 years old children and their complex thoughts on the US election cycle?