ITT we act as American as possible

ITT we act as American as possible

Hi I'm Dan from Minnesota

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Wow my uncle is named Dan and he lives in Minnesota haha what are the odds?

Hey ahmed, how's the refugees going? [random graph]

Fucking subhuman fucks eurocucks KEK

If y'all yourops is so smart then name every city in Las Vegas.

LET ME SHOW YOU MY 23ANDME RESULTS Y'ALL

Why are Germans so nazi and french such cowards.

Why don't Germany invade Switzerland to get back the gold?

I really, really hate non-whites.
14/88

I can poorly fake a generic Southern accent and sound like an old man, thus I am a true American.

Oh nice, I'm 1/16th Minnesotan

estoy listo, solo necesito sacar mis zapatos de la nevera

This website is fucking stupid. I'm going back to drinking and watching Netflix. I got work in the morning goddamnit and as god as my witness I'll not waste a day of rest.

Whiter than you, Muhammed.

No you can't.

Excuse me, I am 1/128th Cherokee, therefore I can't have white privelage.

I said poorly, I stretch my vowels and everything. It's easier than generic American.

There is no such thing as "Generic Southern" and "Generic American"
Fuck off

Hey Cregg, would you mind taking Maygan to Walmart to get some 'urbz? We need bayzil, orAYGano, and cilantro. And don't forgit the aigs and Gram Crackers. Before you go could you please pess me my bawdle of wahder? Oh and rimimber to check your meer sweedy!

¿Why are all the mexican countries so fucking dangerous? Just look a Brazil. I think The Don is doing an excelent job at keeping all those sandniggers out, but I feel like he is not doing enough to stop that warmongering little shit in north korea. I still support The Donald!

#MAGA
#SHABADOO

Peace (through superior firepower) out.

HUAHAUAHUAUA UROPE IS SO KEKED HAIL TRUMP XD LOL EBIN DROLL :DDDD GERMANY MUSLIM IN ONE GENERATION

What do you think of mine?

OK I can say Mid-West and Alabama, what are you Ebonics?

There is no such thing as "Generic Southern" and "Generic American"
Fuck off

you guys think you're memeing but its pretty close to reality

I have no idea what you just attempted to say

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Oh hey Dave, good to see ya, have you been on I-15 yesterday? Some beaner overturned his big rig and the place was locked down just as I was trying to get home from work. Tried to take the long way around through Greenville but it was all traffic as well, took me two fucking hours. Anyway I'm just heading out to pick up my truck from the shop, they had to replace a failed thermostat, thank God I extended my warranty, and then I'll stock up on food and take the family for a nature weekend up at Bear Lake, riding our ATVs and hunting some deer. Gonna be a real blast I betcha!

t. Ivan
When will you learn.

pretty nice

When will you learn to speak English?

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Trick question! Las Vegas is in Mexico, you know, LAS. That's why prostitutes r legal their n people drink so much.

*gun noices*

KEK

When will you stop using a proxy?

YO YO NIGGAS muh grandpa wuz 1/16 half German, kekili kek

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BADDA BING

Are you okay, Hans?

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SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE
IT WAS HER TURN
IT'S NOT FAIR

AMERICAN ME, ME LIKE EAT MANY FAT AND SUGAR. ME LIV FOR SUGARY BEVERAGE OR SO HELP ME I WILL TEAR EVERYTHING DOWN. I LIKE FAECES AND I LOVE TO MAKE PANCAKE WOFFLES BY PRESSING MY BUMCHEEK

Yes I ackchually do have some French and Dutch ancestry, but it's mossly Norwegian however. What? No I only speak Inglish sawry!

Kek
Top kek

I don't like the taste of water

Wait, is that 50 cent or Obie Trice? I recognize that song.

My heritage is mostly from Sicily and Poland and I am sick of these 56% memes.
I do not have any blood from non-European races because all my great-great-greatgrandparents immigrated to this country with 100% European blood.
The funny thing is the Europeans who call me a 56% mutt are actually named Muhammed and look like the fictional Amerimutt character. It's projection plain and sample.

BY THE MART

>actually 23andme is not reliable because they have admitted they add non-white in them for diversity so i am actually 100% white

hyuck ma meemaw weynt dyown to walmaaaaarrrrt and sah a NIGGERRRRR byut den i ate syum more moonpie and i gawt diabeetis FUCK OBAHMMA he a darn MOOSLIM,,,,,, err u a forenerrrr?????? ohhhh ur frommm ENGLAND?? hahahahhhh how do MUHAMMAD DIYACK tayste faggit? do u no da queen

we won vietnam fags

look
if you had
one shart
one opportunity
to shit every pair of pants you ever wanted
in one mart
would you hold it
or just let it rip?

yo,
his ass is sweaty, sphincters weak, shits are heavy
there's diarrhea on his pants already, mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but in walmart he looks calm and ready
to drop shit, but he keeps on shitting
what he ate at burgertown
his pants from the waste down turn so brown but the shit won't come out
he's constipated now, everybody's sharting now
ass is out, shitting times over. blaow

I'm Hungarian

Your flag would suppose so.

I'm just following OPs request and act as natural as possible by American means

i'm gonna drive the 4m to the toilet; hope the shitter doesn't collapse

>Meters

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EVROPA is going to be Muslim in one generation, it’s all because Eurofags don’t have guns and have forgotten about JESUS

If OC gj

I’m dying

19:00??? You mean 7 PM right? Why no I don't know what AM and PM mean?

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Hola my name is Joe Gomez i work at Mcdonalds and im 50% scottish and 50% german

Everything I dislike is a communist/Russian conspiracy springing into action 30 years after ideological communism died a grisly death.

This one is actually super accurate.

The only people who believe this are the diehard Clinton supporters who are still butthurt that they lost the election.

The average American doesn't really have an opinion on Russia, positive or negative.

The only people who believe this are the diehard Clinton supporters who are still butthurt that they lost the election.

The average American doesn't really have an opinion on Russia, positive or negative.

WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMAD

That's your average rural retard

Let me tell you about your country...

I mostly meant local alt-righties waging an imaginary war against Frankfurt school cultural marxists, authoritarian left and Soros.

I'm an average American and furthermore I believe Russia must be destroyed.

Your country is neither relevant nor white, therefore you're in no position to even use that keyboard if yours, mohammed

>IMG_1488
kek

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It was a sarcastic post

*shits pants*
HAHAHAHA INDIA POO IN LOO HAHAHAHAAH

How does anybody suppose to know? Your put-in bots are serious and post the same shit

>swastikas drawn properly
Inaccurate

kek

beem da wumdo chimmychonga chikawingwa de shrento

Hi Dan how are ya?
Pretty good you betcha, how's work eh?
I work at a Fortune100, raking in 6 figures a year with only 60 hours a week. Actually im picking up a new truck tomorrow, just $58k for the Platinum with rebates! How about you man?
Im a sales manager at Lowes. I bank $60k/year including maxed out 401k and Roth IRA but my SO is a lawyer at the big 4 and pulls in $100k/ year. Our credit score is 920 so all in all we're good let me tell ya.

Yeah, reminds me that I need to refi my mortgage. I heard you can get 4.3% at BoA! For that I could take out extra loan and get a swimming pool.
Fuckin A man.Hey are you watching the game this weekend?
Yeah im actually busy doing overtime until about hour before but lets grab beer then!
Alright. God bless!

This one is 100% accurate

Post GDP you irrelevand shitholes.

* lives in a competitive system where even family members compete with each other, tries to fill the existential void by buying futile shits and taking anti-depressants *

Zug zug

good stuff

Canada isn't corrupt? I've seen a video of one of your most popular mayors smoking crack. You must know what I'm talking about.

this, fucking southerners

My great great great grandma was a Cherokee princess.

Accurate, Americans are fucking retarded when it comes to money. It's like we're totally oblivious to the consequences of taking out loans

lol
Why?

Nice proxy, Brandon

I'm fat

I love how every negative stereotype of Americans all come from the South

Socialism sucks! I love paying $50,000 for a hospital visit and $40,000 in student loans because it means I'm a hard worker and not a parasite. The rich got there based on hard work and skill and I too may get there one day. Wealth inequality is not a problem, I think the rich should pay less in taxes because they work harder! Fuck you Obama EU Soros shill

Hahahaha, those damn slits got what they had coming for them in fuckyoushima! Teaches them not to mess with pearl harbor any more!

thanks for stealing my copypasta faggot

4 presidential administrations in a row all promoted consumer loans and mortgages as a tool to keep the economy growing until the credit bubble popped in 2008, so lots of americans were taking out excessive loans during the 2000's

Hey whats up you guys

I'm Bradley just hanging around

I came from New Hamster what abot you

Awesome touchdown last night at the Mets game the wife and I had a blast

>I-15
>Bear Lake
You're a proxy from Utah, motherfucker.

Hi, I'm Jesus from Texas