God has smiled upon you this day...
God has smiled upon you this day
Oh come on, we did that song last time.
WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW?
THE FATE OF A NATION IN YOUR HANDS
I'M SURE HE'D KICK AN ASS OR TWO
HE"D MAKE A PLAN AND HE"D FOLLOW THROUGH THAT'S WHAT BRIAN BOITANO'D DO
IF ONLY I COULD LIVE UP
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
SHUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE, UNCLE FUCKAAAAAAAS
>bonifying bastard
It's 'boner biting', user
WHEN BRYAN BOITANO WAS IN THE OLYMPICS SKATING FOR THE GOLD
Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?
It's a shame, the Brian Boitano stuff is the only thing that really dates this movie. If they didn't have that, it'd be timeless.
I don't know. I think it'd be even funnier if you had no idea who Brian Boitano was.
LOOKS LIKE WE MAY BE OUT OF LUCK
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked.
WHY DID OUR FATHERS START THIS WAR?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY FIGHTING FOR?
WHEN DID THIS SONG BECOME A MARATHON?
I feel like you're not meant to know who he is. I didn't and I saw it when it came out.
I WANT TO BEEEE UP THEEERE
That could be a problem in itself.
If you watch it from a modern perspective, you'll know that he's not actually a hugely popular figure and that part of the joke is the relative obscurity. If someone from a later time were to watch it, they might think they were supposed to know who Boitano is.
It kind of loops back around.
They say right at the beginning that he's an Olympic skater, and he skates in all his other appearences. It doesn't exactly leave you scratching your head.
I'm super, thanks for asking!
BLAME CANADA
they're not even a real country anyway
Sometimes, I think,
when I look up real high,
that there's such a big world out there,
I'd like to give it a try!
But then, I sink,
because it's here I'm supposed to stay.
But I get so lonely down here.
Tell me why's it gotta be this waaaaaaaaaaay!
This thread is a trainwreck. Anons adding random lines from different songs from the same musical.
Well yeah, that's, what typically happens
because the country's gone awry
TOMORROW NIGHT THESE FREAKS WILL FRY!