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fuck off yank
fuck off mongol

The left:
>Take to the streets in protest against social injustice brought on by the wealthiest 1% of each nation, produce actual change

The right:
>Throw an autistic hissy fit and post on Sup Forums when they hear a vegan in public

And it's the LEFT who are supposed to be soy boys........................

I am a proud radical centrist vegan

vat'll be boss

Black lads dancing to gangster rap on the train platform boys.

ten gram of drum

>protest
>produce actual change
mega brainlet

almost done with the 'dates

Wow Coldsteel, you're the strongest fighter in the entire Sonic Fighting Academy, I'm putting in a recommendation that you be transferred to the Sonic Military

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Work work.
Okee Dokee.
Be sad to.

*pops in on my way home from school circa 2011*
I'll have a euroshopper energy drink and a curly wurly please

mango lucozade and 3-in-1 amber leaf, ta bossman

>yank
>train platform

banter, but if someone did this to me i'd rip their spine out

Toil on the morrow

microsoft wont even tell me which part of the botnet update
hate them

youtube.com/watch?v=ObOUYc5BGnQ

Watching my weekly episode of "making youtube money by talking about low hanging fruit"

10 carlton
cheap lighter
thanks mate

can't decide if shes attractive
youtube.com/watch?v=AkW1iEcqgJM

DEN GRAM?

jesus christ what is wrong with nassim

NYC Subway

gimme the casshhhhhh

heading for platform 9 and 3/4 lads

One kinder egg please sir

*Jam whole egg down my gullet and chokes

Moil on the torrow.

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GANDALF

don't do 10 decks anymore and get a clipper you mug
that's not a train

White men are increasingly infertile, with no known cause or solution. The sperm count of western men has plummeted for decades and shows no sign of stopping, when you couple this with the already low birthrates in Western countries and the ever increasing prevalence of mass immigration, it it undeniable that white Europeans will one day cease to exist and be absorbed by immigrant groups from Africa and the Middle East, much like the Neanderthals were thirty thousand years ago. Mysterious, this.

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What are you doing in toil tomorrow lads? I have to connect 14 bathrooms up to the water services

Since we're all over 18 here (Including me), how fucked were you guys during GCSEs. My final exams of course weren't that bad.

Just landed in JFK lads

good post

el mestizo tenebroso...

Got a lecture then a seminar then another lecture ughhh

How do I become a billionaire?

that'll teach that roastie

CARL
OF
SWINDON

you can still get 10gs mate it's the 12.5s they don't do any more

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

i mean thank you come again

Just landed at Gatwick lads

2 hour lecture then a tutorial in the morning

Need some lies for tomorrow when the coworkers ask what I did this weekend.

One question. Life in Australia is like in Mad Max movies?

sell your poo

does vaping weed produce a smell that lingers on your clothes?

considering taking up vaping weed

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sell poos

consider this

*farts*

I'm allergic to our new dog. I seriously want to cry, we've only had it 2 days and i'm covered in hives.

How the fuck do i tell my family?

sweet fuck all cuz unemployed

but i'm picking up a suit tomorrow

did alright, considering. 1 D, 6 Cs, 2 As and 1 B.

>don't do 10 decks anymore and get a clipper you mug

Not him but people who have been smoking for years instantly recognise how old the picture is. Presumably this is why he asked for 10. The fags aren't even behind a screen. You're a moron

fuck off you cretin

also intrested in this

UNLEASH......THE JANITOR

Help me lads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Benjamin

stacking shelves
the same fucking shelves with the same fucking things

The comfiest time of the week for NEETs, all the wagies are dreading going to bed

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Joke's on you mondays and tuesdays are my weekend

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>Woman messages first
Is this that Bumble app the kids are talking about?

Took me 3 hours to install the Fall update
State

olivia let me take you to bolivia

>youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

is this song still as accurate as it was back then?

Agreed

does soulseek block certain artists or something

All good Sup Forums memes had to be forced at first.

>watching sargon
grim

I watch PJW cause they're short and theres always a tongue-in-cheek element to them, but Sargon is just 30+ min self-indulgent rants about largely inconsequential bullshit

I want to suck poo from her bum.

>girls wont respond to "hey" so you have to come up with some nonsense to get a reply
>when girls have to message first they just say "hey"

is this a new app designed to find females in order to please a penis?

Got a Ph.D in machine operating from oxford lads

lads :/

hey an aul bouncy job

asked a girl if she wanted to have sex with me today and she laughed because she thought I was joking

smooth

a hoy hoy

NEET toil tomorrow
3 chapter of my book to read
a movie to watch, a walk, some violin practice and then a few hours of videogames

But who'll buy?

>bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-2851554

>More than 15,000 people have signed a petition to reverse a ban on walk-on girls during darts matches.
>However model Charlotte Wood who is one of the best known walk-on girls on the darts circuit has spoken out against the ban.

>"Wow 10k signatures in 24 hours! A big thank you for everyone's support," she wrote on Twitter.

>The 29-year-old said her "rights are being taken away" and darts accounts for 60% of her income.

I like attractive women and they are happy to take advantage of that to earn money and everybody's happy. But because some angry dykes nobody would want to look at anyway are mad these women must lose money and their quality of life will go down. But at least they're not being objectified!!

>darts

did the man throw the thing

>I watch PJW
**GRUG ALARM**

i would buy a small country and move all my financial offices there and have an army of slave workers. i wouldn't have to pay taxes and i could create my own little corporate utopia

No toil at all tomorrow.

Oh Olivia, next week I shall rape ya

To Do list tomorrow:

>Wake up
>Nip down to the Coop to pick up my copy of the FT and read it
>Send an email out to my subscribers
>watch a film or two, cook a meal

will UNIRONICALLY get paid £250 to do this

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>be at toil
>ask a the retarded apprentice to cut a few bits of rebar out of a shaft that is 30 foot off the ground
>leave and come back five minutes later
>the spacker is STANDING on the rebar cutting it with a mini grinder
>say " there's something wrong you're doing here bud, do you care to tell me what it is?
>He looks me dead in the eyes and replies "no safety glasses?"

I just said yep and left him to it, I'm not one to stand in the way of natural selection lads

ey bb u wan sum fuk?

wolf of wall street on film4 tonight

>Jeff Bezos is worth $117 billion

that doesn't mean he HAS $117billion in his accounts you numbnuts, probably has a billion or two max, still a lot, but the other $100+billion is amazon

hello moto