Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario

youtube.com/watch?v=d4__qTv80Rk

Trailer is out, what do you think Sup Forums?

Do I get to see titties? I couldn't care less about the "comedy"

FAP KINO

How much do you get paid to post here?
There's no way we'd get this many threads over a shitty movie like this.

is there a 30 minute lesbian sex scene?

the wanking man's baywatch.

I'll watch in shame and secret when it comes out on DVD

Eh I'll watch it for Daddario titties

sexy girl's with big boob's

OMG!

My dick is HARD!

it looks like a movie ill watch on tv a million times.

Jesus Christ. A movie that's literally about two women fighting over a man? How did this movie get made?

do they show pusy?

This shit is gonna bomb so hard, but I'll still but the DVD.

If this doesn't end with an extended threesome scene with on-screen titties, it's going to be a waste of a movie.

But a man can dream.

True boob-kino.

A true man movie...starring women.

is this real life?

Looks bad even from the trailer. Upton's "acting" is definitely awful

Alex seems to be carrying it though.

I haven't been so excited for a film in a long time

go join a woman's march you fucking SJW.

No, zero nudity.

as long as Daddario stays busy and produces webm worthy material she can star in any shit she wants

Holy shit. Tit kino. If you don't see this you are a low-test beta faggot cuck

It looks like utter garbage, it better show tits.

MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

I'm angry. Angry about chads

shit

The tweest is that turns out to be Chad gay, right?

IS this milkykino?

I know user.

feels like ages ago when we used to get real movies for men

>YFW you'll never be a ginger who converts beautifulblack girls into having hentai fetish

Looks like an absolutely terrible movie.

Like why don't they just have a 3some instead?

gay shit

is Kate Upton even relevant after everyone got to see her tits?

>You'll never have tentacle sex with Daddario

Who knew that William H Macy was /Our Guy/?

>Kate Upton and Daddario will never fight over me

this better end in a milkies fight

>entire premise of the movie is forcing the audience to pretend upton is hotter than daddario

Daddario looks really fucking good in this. What happened in the last 2 years since this was filmed?

>movie premise is two friends get fired at the same time and decide to vacation where shenanigans ensue

I'll wait until the torrent

All about those huge titties

William H. Macy directing?

this might actually be good

MY FUCKING DICK

lmao upton looks like a swollen pig with lipstick on.

>have to wait at least a year until it's out on bluray

Chad gets all the girls, why is life unfair

REEEEEEEEE

Kate 'the fridge' Upton

But yeah Daddario looks fucking incredible in this. Way better than she looked in Baywatch.

huh, rickety cricket is writing this movie... weird

>tfw suicide is postponed AGAIN because of boob kino

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>Way better than she looked in Baywatch.
It's because she's pale again. hnnnnnnggggg....fuck yes...

oh bless those magnificent pale udders

>It's because she's pale again.
>again

This was filmed in 2015 but I did realize that is why she looked so good after I posted

and the jizz on her back

It looks fun.
The trailer didn't fail to make me laugh, so I imagine it won't be half bad.

This is Sup Forums. Shitty movies starring waifus is the board's bread and butter.

w-wow she must have experience cutting her dress like that haha she does that v-very well.

do we get an unrated dvd?

is he /OurGuy/ ?

>ywn be a chad that best friend titcows fight over

why even live?

post ywn the only nudity in this film is male nudity like in baywatch

Will they lez out?

I'm going to watch this shit naked

i dont care about nudity. there's gonna be sex. that's all i care about. you think i didn't masterbate to rookiefu in dredd just becuase they didn't SHOW her tits? bitch i went to the hospital with a torn ligament in my shaft after fapping for so long to that shit. i dont give a shit about nudity

lets be real NO MAN would choose kate over alex

>looks fun
>The trailer didn't fail to make me laugh, so I imagine it won't be half bad.
seriously? what part made you laugh

i'm really curious

I hope that's the twist at the end

>tfw gf is pale and has 34F tits but isn't fat

I am a humble man

>inb4 it's implied sex where the camera shows them about to kiss, lips an inch apart, but they cut to showing the closed door to whatever room they're making out in and then cut to them post-coitus, laying in bed with the sheets covering them all the way up to above their breasts
fucking bullshit

here we have a typical feminist male. angry that it's not a girl power movie.

jesus christ dude kill yourself

I swear I will kill somebody if that happens

>mfw this happens

everytime i see kate upton i remember that Fappening picture with her back full of cum

I want to rub my penis between their sandwiched pussies if you catch my drifterino

>mfw everyone on this board cries consistently about SJW movies. You have a potential movie where if it does well more sexual movies with hot chicks will be made. Yet instead of forcing yourself to go to theatres you're all just going to wait for DVD

Movies 101: The reason no male movies are coming out anymore is because they can't make money off it. Becuase you guys are too lazy to actually support the release.

if this becomes a breakout hit then guess what. Emma Watson has to start doing nude scenes to stay relevant. This movie bombs, then it proves hollywood should keep catering to feminists since they actually pay.


Unlike you fucks I want to actually watch this movie and support it so we get more titty kino. I need to find my local porn theatre that will be playing this
FACTS

hook it up lad
at least post feets

All I read was Emma Watson has to start doing nude scenes, and I 100% agree.

>movie does well and gets a sequel
>has kate alex and emma
>it's 2 hours of them bullying emma for her small breasts and forcing her to be their slave
>becomes hugely successful
>they all get a contract to make a series
>they invite various actresses to guest star and bully emma

Riiiiight. Because this movie's going to be so risque and that's not just movie trailer hype. OK.

look a butthurt sjw

Okay, that looks good boobs aside I'll be watching this

hmmm yes they should have a titcow of the week

some men see blonde hair and their mind gos blank. youd be surprised how many would pick Kate just cuz shes blonde

nah some chick with dfc would be better to go with user's bully idea
>Upton and Daddario bullying ASR
wh-what a concept...

>look a butthurt sjw
wanting the false promises of the trailer to be true and actually get to see the hotties in this movie get naked and bang makes me SJW?

Man, you /pol guys have gone so far at this point I think you circumnavigated the globe and came back around from the other side.

applies especially to shitskins

>emma gets fed up and calls her aunt for help
>played by christina hendricks
>alex and kate have to team up to take on the tit queen
>end up converting her and they all take turns spanking emma

is daddario career dead already?

1. i dont care if they getting naked. they are catering to us with some sexual objectification
2. we see daddario getting banged right in the trailer. you cunt

she's been doing this shit since she appeared on True Detective. This type of shit is her caeer.

>youd be surprised how many would pick Kate just cuz shes blonde
That, yes, but also it's hardly like that's the only thing she has going for her. I've shaken hands with this chick in RL. She's goddamn stunning. She's not prom-queen good looking; she's sell-your-firstborn-for-a-shot-with-her good looking.

haha what if ASR was into method acting so she asked them to bully her off-camera as well and they end up getting really into and they take turns forcing her into their trailers and sit on her face and smother her with their breasts wouldn't that be crazy and weird haha?

This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. It is also one of the most depressing. Either one would be amazing ;_;

this, somehow people on Sup Forums pretending she is some A lister because she has big tits

They don't actually show anything in the trailer. They imply they will show things in the movie. My point is - no they won't.

Source: every hollywood movie ever that played up the sex-sells angle

plot twist, the guy is a faggot

how do we fix daddario face?

Her face actually looks good in this movie. Seems like the real weird shit with her face just started to happen last year.

was true detective the start of the end for her?