Hey there gals and pals!
I couldn't help but notice that no one storytimed the latest outrageous issue of Squirrel Girl. So I, because I am SO NICE AND LOVING, have decided to storytime the story arc that this issue wraps up!
No need to thank me.
It's my pleasure.
NOW LET'S FEEL THE LOVE AS WE KICK BUTTS AND EAT NUTS!
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I thought Mole Man was on the cover.
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This is a book that not only entertains, it educates!
Issue 10 which ends this story arc.
You get a little extra when you get an OUTRAGEOUS storytime!
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user why
user please stop this hurts
IT HURTS PLEASE STOP
Pffft, haha! That almost made me do a spit take.
Seriously, though. Despite being drawn a lot more realistically than usual, she somehow looks even worse. Now she's like an actual neanderthal instead of a cartoony mongoloid.
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user meant Mole Man is on the cover of issue 10, you silly!
PAIN IS FOR THE WEAK!
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Poor Sentinel.
I'm weak then
seeing this causes me pain
please end my suffering
Oh...
Boy, do I feel stupid, now. But my point still stands!!
>Rocket Raccoon on Halfworld plushies!
Stop bowing to peer pressure and let yourself enjoy this award winning book!
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This is the only book with enough wisdom to not get involved with event tie-in nonsense!
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This is an amazing book and those who disagree are factually wrong.
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SHOCK!
Almost spitting coffee all over my laptop has nothing to do with peer pressure, but I am enjoying! Well, in a staring at a train wreck kinda way.
Thanks regardless, dude. I'd post a thumbs-up reaction pic, but I'd hate to disrupt the storytime.
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I'm not feeling the love.
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Consult your local physician.
Glad you're enjoying it, it's honestly a FUN book!
And a few reaction images are fine, it's a short storytime.
Nancy don't take shit from no one!
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who's the dude next to Hulkling? he actually looks kinda hot
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Chipmunk Hunk?
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And here we go, gals and pals!
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This is the dumbest bait.
Why would SG go on dates with known supervillains?
Why would the Sentinel not register her as a mutant?
no the guy with the pink bangs
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>Storytime of LOVE
Speedball or GTFO.
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This is just lazy...
And now everyone is a man? God, I hate this shit art.
She's medically and legally distinct from a mutant.
These jokes are all terrible. I'm pretty sure humor websites made these jokes years ago.
There's a noticible omission in Nancy and Tippy Toe's recap.
Also dem claws!
This comic provides advice you can use in your non-super hero life!
He;s got a point though.
The guy in the dress or the guy with the green cape?
About Nancy being in love with Doreen?
Clearly.
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OP are you female? I hope you never have children.
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Awwww~
HAHA, I'M INFERTILE!
YOU WASTED YOUR WISH!
Who hurt you, user?
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And there you go, gals and pals!
I wonder if Nancy will ever tell SG how she feels and how Doreen will handle it what with her seemingly solid heterosexuality.
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Hope does not equal wishing. However you do bring us hope more people like you will become infertile for the sake of humanity's future.
Until next time, stay unbeatable!
And outrageous!
Sorry not sorry. I actually like this book a lot. Makes me laugh, yo. I get why some folks are turned off by the art, I just don't feel the same way is all!
Please, kys
the art is not appealing but the writing is actually pretty decent for a comedy comic.
That wasn't as bad as I thought. I thought it was going to be an extended rant about men on the internet.
You make me sick
I hope you get your ass run over by a guy who's playing Pokémon Go while driving.
Also that cover is just a fucking nightmare. What's it even supposed to represent? A romance novel? Why does Squirrel Girl look like an 8-year old ginger boy from MAD Magazine?
I'm glad the younger generations aren't hooked on this shit, at least there's a sliver of hope left.
This is why I do what I do!
I think this book is garbage, but I'll give the team that sentinel date punchline.
I suppose it also helps that the sentinel's mouth is supposed to look inhuman.
>This is the only book with enough wisdom to not get involved with event tie-in nonsense!
Or so bad that even Bendis didn't want to meddle in it. And he's got some serious waifu attraction fixation..
You know what? Fuck this Squirrel Girl bullshit!
Just give me "Kraven fistfights the Marvel Universe".
You know what, sure!
I gotta find it online somewhere tho I only have an ink and paper copy like a savage!
>Also he and Hulkling are un looooove!!
Who writes this shit? How is that relevant?
>Challenge four
okay, so yeah, stupid comic and all, but that's actually pretty tricky.
1 out of 12 takes > 3 bits to address uniquely, so they're right that (even if you knew whether it was heavier or lighter) you wouldn't necessarily be able to find it by "binary search" (the technique they're discussing, recursively splitting the group, isn't really binary search but I guess we can call it that).
I'd be pretty confident in an answer of "no solution" if it wasn't for the fact that they decided to put it in a book they printed and so it "probably" has a solution. Sort of an interesting brain-teaser; certainly more interesting than I expected out of Squirrel Girl.