Hey user

hey user

whats happening ?

if you could go ahead and check these numbers, that'd be great mkay?

Im gonna go ahead and have you come in on Saturday and check these digits

Just eating pusy

This movie would have been great if it had a more substantial story.

user im gonna need you to fill out those tps reports and check em

Pusy imposter stop

this one is a straight-shooter with doubles written all over him

Imagine being a wagie and watching this movie. Imagine having to go to work on Saturday.

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I've already got the digits, uh.. here, see?

what is some quintessential office kino?

Guys like Lumburgh will appreciate hard work, attention to detail and availability. If Peter worked a few weekends here and there, he could make supervisor or even manager in a few months (the Bobs recognized this correctly, Peter hasn't been challenged). Then he could just walk around, drink coffee and "supervise" people like him and "do nothing."

I honestly don't know how they do it.

What would you say you do here?

What do people in offices ACTUALLY do though?

Depends on the business., Mostly collaborate on google docs.

Sounds very unproductive.

What the fuck are you talkin' 'bout beedeeboo? The kino is greeeeeat.

Ill give you a rundown of my day.
Come in, go to a meeting where 1/2 the crowd got no new info out of it.
Delete 200 emails, 5 of which were actually relevent to me, the rest is CC nonsense. (I had the last 2 days off)
Dick around on the internet
Take lunch
come back, write a bunch of software tests. Attempt testing, immediately hit a bug that prevents me from testing. File bug. Wait around without a response.
Write a few more tests, delete some emails to keep the tide at bay.
random hallways meetings about project at hand. Pretty typical.
Fuck around on youtube while wrapping up, making my tasks take 5 times as long as normal.
All through this fuckery I take like 10 smokebreaks.

Now, I've done a lot of blue collar work, where the opportunities to fuck around are extremely limited. Id say in any given day I do about 3 -
6 hours of actual officework on a 10 hour shift.

But when it comes to be crunchtime on a deadline, Ill go all day.

Office Space
The Office
Silicon Valley
Glengarry Glen Ross

You clearly missed the point of the movie. The main character struggles with the meaningless mundanity of slaving away at an office, and struggles to find meaning or happiness in his own life. The story exemplifies that theme.