Hi there young man *shakes your hand* what bringsyou to America?

>hi there young man *shakes your hand* what bringsyou to America?
how do you respond?

H-hey... hehe...

Vengo a observar a la criatura abominable

ur destruction
*unsheathes katana*

I come find a American gf

buying cheap milk and shitty nacho cheese that i cant buy in canada

Freedom, sir

y-you too

I want to buy a freedom

You're the one who just landed in my country, ffs

Freedom and prosperity Mr President, also I want to win.

>What brings you to America?
I was born here you stupid fuck.

Are you sure? You might get tired of winning so much.

You still have to go back Pedro.

Whiter than you Muhamed

going to steal your job

Data collection and stuff

No hablo ingles, senor.

hmmm lady, but anyway I'm just on my way to SF

I want to eat New York pizza and buy a maga hat

Im here to breed niggers, so wheres my nigger goddess.

I here fro tbe borgers :DD wher is nearst borger shop :D

TAKE THIS DRUMPF

*Executes him*

The plane, sir

Killing whit*ids.

the burgers

Tell him he's not my president and make it some big social media explosion so I become a minor liberal hero

I was born here, faggot

An airplane

the american dream sir

Oh, I was born in the continent.

I came to get shot.

Not much Dozza how 'bout yourself?

My objective is to be better than you... and it's already complete.

>shit a pile of bricks because there are secret service agents everywhere and intelligence agencies reviewing all of your internet activity

allahu akbar

>the Secret Service find out you're into traps

>they tell Trump and he makes fun of you in a tweet that the entire world sees

would probably kill myself

freedom sir
freedom

oh sweet so give me $100k since it's nothing to a multibillionaire like yourself.

>the Secret Service find your feet pics

>straight young user goes on Sup Forums, gets pumped with massive amounts of Finnish posts, doesn't feel good and changes - HE'S INTO TRAPS! many such cases!

I'm here to purchase things inexpensively and return back home, maybe if possible bang a chick with a southern accent, Don't judge me.

wat the fugg :DDD

beward finnish audism and benises :DDD

>"i want to make it more below than 30% mr trump...."

*struggles to pull away from his iron grip*

*Chins him*
*Follows through and fuckin HEEMS the old racist cunt until his skull's inside out*

haha what a weird looking fuck that guy on the right is

Or you could just ask him which way to the pub like a normal cunt, christ.