Why are French people so adorable?

Why are French people so adorable?
Everytime I spot a French flag over a post, or I hear a French person speaking, I get an urge to cuddle them real hard.
I don’t get it, why is that?
Be it a French guy (no homo) or girl, they are always so fucking adorable and cute.
Like little puppies.
I REALLY have to cuddle a French person right now.

>adorable
no
they are always so ruuude to me
so fuck off faguette

Are you maybe 1/24th French so I can cuddle you for 1 hour a day?

Stop trying to steal France-san away from us kraut

*blocks your path with cuddling*

If that's really how you feel, well, I don't dislike cuddling.

you caught me
I technically have ancestry from french Quebec and France itself.

But I mainly look like a spic, so there's your caveat.

You are not German, you haven't insulted me or called me a piece of scum

I usually do, but today I’m drunk.
Can spics cuddle too?
*cuddles you*

idk man, I'm only 5'7''-5'9'' ish so there's not much of me to cuddle

I can always pick you up :)

>pick me up
how tall are you Hans?

6’2’’ I think or 188 in metric

>6'2''
h-hot, tall people are my fetish
sorry m8, I'm not into men though, you'll have to find another american-french mutt

I can still cuddle you tho
*cuddles you*

it's not the same
go to bed thomas, yer drunk
you can't go pretendin to cuddle every person you meet

Hugs...

*cuddles you too*

*cuddles you*

Germans are fucking weird.

*blitzcuddle*

I'm not french and if you did that while I was in germany, I would freak the fuck out.

Thats a cute duck
please say that you’re québécois
*cuddles you*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*cuddles*

I want to know what lead you to be this way. Tell me what happened to you.

I like France, I think that is why

why dont you live there? Go to paris and enjoy getting paris syndrome.

absolutely gay thread
we're manly and big not cute or adorable

No I mean French people.
They are so fucking cute.
I was in France already, many times before.
They are all so small and adorable.
Liar!
*cuddles you*

>absolutely gay thread
Indeed.
>we're manly
Come on, lets be realistic here.

Beyond the cold exterior, all.tge german wants is cuddles

It all makes sense

*cuddles you*

Cuddle Ranking: Italy>France>Germany>UK

honestly kill yourself
you're probably a disgusting rhineland homo aching to slurp some froglegs

kys

rude

I wish the german girl i met did that

She preferred to express her raging autism with punches

>NO tall german amazonian woman to bully me and give me consolatory snu snu afterwards.

no, no
you stop this right now

Fuck off Hans, the French are ours. Go wank off the Polish or Italians.

It's in your gene to try to Fick France

>tfw 5´6
WHY IS EVERY OTHER COUNTRY TALLER THAN MINE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EAT

its okay texas, we are all special in our own way.

its my way of being special getting fucked over by every anglo country?
cus thats a familiar feel

>tall
She was 1.65 womanlet

Tho she could have grown taller in couple years, dunno about that