Let's watch the new Steven Universe episode. Steven Universe Talkback thread

Let's watch the new Steven Universe episode. Steven Universe Talkback thread.

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Reminder

What should i cry about?

stream link?

WE

WE

AND STEVEN

I wish I could cry.

>It's a Lapis episode

killing yourself is okay too, zuke!

I bet when they fuse for the first time they'll cry

The most tears we've seen out of either of them is the single one Peridot shed in Gem Drill, they're long overdue, why not kill two birds with one stone

MURDERCOCK STRIKES

eyyyyyyy

What do you guys have to gain from not watching the episode until now?

BIG BUFF CHEETOO PUFF HYPE

Both Lapis and Sugar deserve to die, I already hate this episode.

Not being a faggot

>Greg blowing through his money
This pisses me off.

Ok faggots here's the deal.

Jasper, Lapis, Kiki

Kill, Marry, Fuck

Go

>"I'm not putting that on my body"

That is a really particular sentence.

the way greg's moustache goes UP in the middle instead of down is so weird to me

nothing because the episode sucked and had the worst most hamfisted ending of all the episodes

Something to do at 7pm on a Thursday night.

Right?

KILL LAPIS, FUCK KIKI, MARRY JASPER

He had 10 million dollars. That's not easy to spend all of. He's doing what anyone would with it. He bought a used car, that's not exactly expensive.

Marry Kiki, tell Lapis and Jasper to go fuck off and be terrible somewhere else.

>she likes the horn
okay..

Marry Jasper, fuck Jasper, kill Lapis, leave Kiki alone

Kill Jasper Marry Lapis, Fuck Kiki

Kill Lapis
Marry Kiki
Fuck Jasper
though honestly either Jasper or Lapis would probably freak if you killed the other.

>you have to bait it

kill kiki marry lapis fuck jasper

you gotta bait it, /sug/

I hope he paid extra for the insurance.

Jasper is back for kill

I think you're using that word wrong. It was just rushed cause the show's 11 minutes and thy obviously can't have jasper just calmly leave the ship.

>Even the fishing rod is a rental

Man, Greg is really careful with his money.

Is this the worst episode of the entire series?

Fuck Lapis, Kill Kiki, Marry Jasper.

Can't wait until Jasper gets redeemed and Lapis and Jasper become super protective of each other (in the very distant future)

All aboard the SS MISERY!

Racist joke?

too bad the Gems are going to cost him all of his money by breaking everything they come across

Well

>I miss her
oh no
OH NO

>she's spent so much time with Jasper she misses her

FUCK TIME

HOLY FUCK, JASPER!

Stockholm syndrome in a kids cartoon?

Oh I like this episode

OH SHIT

>lapis is damaged goods
.. kay.. i didnt need that in my cartoon
>jasper just randomly shows up
puts the cunt in contrivance

So Jasper mindfucked Lapis into liking her

>jasper and lapis are both thristy for eachother

this is like a weird fetish video

>please hit me harder!

remember when Jasper was kind of cool?
this is really fucking stupid and I don't like it.
granted that IS what happens when you fuck someone, you both kinda get attached to it.

>tfw lapis is brain damaged from riding the cock carousal too much

Lots of rape undertones in these recent SU episodes

>remember when Jasper was kind of cool?
No, she was always a horrid brute.

annnnd she's gone.

>only a solid NO!
>not, yknow, let's think about it, let's be friends...
seriously. we know who to blame, too.. the fuckers who want to constantly shove it in the faces of all the victims so theyll feel worse instead of moving on

More like they mindfucked eachother. And Lapis was the dom

Its not rape for the last time, its an abusive relationship. There's a difference you know.

Laying on the relationship subtext a bit thick there.

Oh.. poor Greg... Just tryin to be a good father. I hope he doesn't go 'broke' by the end of the season.

Don't you guys miss being surprised?

Welp. Jasper isn't getting redeemed.

>This whole episode

Felt short, but I liked it.

um, guys? how much is a boat?

no a abuse relationship

Not too different from rape. Rape is totally a part of it.

I'm a bit annoyed people had to be all HEY JASPER IS IN THIS EPISODE before I saw it, yeah, but I avoided enough spoilers.

Seriously like... I even avoid the threads and this shit still shows up randomly on the front page.

That's what they said about Peri

think of all the time he's been able to spend with steven lately

Don't you miss shutting the fuck up?

Daily reminder that Lapis is a monster and can't be trusted.

A tub like that? 500K

Cry more, because it's your own fault for being spoiled.

>major villain character comes back
>but quickly gets punched back into the nothingness

I wasn't spoiled

I think you skipped Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service

Right in the eyeball.

TIME FOR CENTIWAIFU

Eh, I dunno. There were a lot of Peridot episodes where he outright tried to murder Steven and the Gems while frantically trying to reestablish contact the the big scary Homeworld before she had her face turn. This is only the second time we've seen Jasper since all that shit went down, and she acted more like a jealous ex than anything else.

If there is a Jasper redemption arc, it appears to be happening a lot quicker than Peridot's.

FERAL MONSTER GIRL TIME

phew. okay he's still good

What is she some kind of bird girl?

Hell no. If I had read spoilers before watching this ep, I wouldn't be as disappointed as I am now.

This is so fucked up haha

She's getting a lot of traveling done on earth at least

there sure are a lot of implications that Rose is shady

Amethyst comes in with the mood killer

I think the centipeetles are emeralds. Are there any other green gems?

Many

What could Lapis have done that was so brutal it even shocked Jasper?

There was that tweet from whats his face, the pudgy black guy, who works on the show answering a question what will happen when they run out of gemstones to name characters, and he said that any mineral will do. Hence why we're getting bismuth.

So, yeah, lots of green minerals.
geology.about.com/od/mineral_ident/tp/Green-Minerals.htm

Okay, I'm looking at pic related, and I also think that she might be a green amethyst.

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