ITT: Simpson's jokes you didn't get

ITT: Simpson's jokes you didn't get

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>So I says to Sneed I says..

>tfw no sneed cinematic universe

never got this one

Bort

the joke is that he's small
the joke is that it's funny
the joke is that they crashed

>the joke is that they crashed
That's not funny, that hurts

They aren't using dummies but real people because russians are evil?

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is that what the fourth reich is? Russian?

the joke is that bart misheard lisa so he went to eat bread out of shame

A few jokes. His name is handsome Pete, when he's clearly ugly, which also digs at Krusty, who literally naturally looks like a clown and is not handsome. Also the fact that he just happens to look like a goofier, small verison of Krusty, like, what are the fucking odds.

setting up a Gravity Falls crossover episode 20 years before the show existed.

Bart gossiping like an old woman. What's not to get?

No one ever brings up the first non-Brazilian time traveler joke in these threads, which is funny because not even the writers knew what the fuck they were saying.

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Hes kind of like a Dr Strangelove, secret nazi. The joke is that the dummies were people painted to look like dummies

he thought lisa said go to bread so he went to bread

???

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kek

What does he have to do with clowns?

dental plan

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Is this to a reference or is it just the fact he took one of the bullets?

Willie notoriously got in trouble with the IRS back in the day and lost his house.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Ah, let’s see. I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop – too fatty. The Jackie Mason – I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this – a Krusty the Clown?
Izzy’s Deli Server: That’s Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: What?
Izzy’s Deli Server: On white bread.

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The joke is that English Muffins are a mundane foodstuff with a fancy name.

krusty is jewish his sandwhich isnt kosher krustys dad is not happy to hear his sons name being used to promote something that is directly against his heritage.

Why did they think a casual joke about terrorism would be ok?

I just like elephants

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The joke is Jews can't eat any pig meat, and Krusty is a terrible Jew

>bodyguards
>always wearing sunglasses to look badass
>Ray-Bans

Because it was

was this really in the show?

>ITT: out yourself as underage/autistic

>always wearing sunglasses to look badass

That's not why they wear them retard

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So bodygards wear sunglasses, and Ray-Ban is a brand of sunglasses? Is that the entire joke, along with the absurdity of a sunglasses manufacturer owning a bodyguard academy? What a shitty joke.

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You're joking but locking your unwanted son away and feeding him fishheads seems pretty fucked up to me

It was so absurd, it took the edge off. This was also before 9/11.

what the fuck are you talking about, no one said anything against jewish people, its literally a joke in the simpsons about being jewish.

That literally is the joke, the main writer is a jew and he pokes fun at himself all the time

It was the only humane thing to do.

You're a fucking idiot

ok so jewish defense force bots really do prowl the internet and post things whenever they assume something anti jewish gets posted, this was a slip up where nothing was said that was anti jewish but the bot saw it as such.

wow a grand jewish conspiracy turns out to be true i guess.

The Dwarf?

Terrorism jokes are great

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ITT: jokes you didn't get

>Americans have a ridiculously light fiscal regime compared to any other developed country
>complain about muh taxes constantly

who are these guys? reference of some old tv show or something?

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its a metaphor for hannibal crossing the alps with his elephants

much like how grey poupon was marketed as upper class

no. Why would they believe him that the big burly man had a voice like that?

That's fucking great

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East Germany, you millenial trash

Source on that?

Actually that's a place, there was a famous incident where a plane lost it's engines and had to glide to the ground, called it the gimli glider

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Whats the joke though?

>tfw i learned something new today on Sup Forums of all places
bless you

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>Deutsche Demokratische Republik
>4th reich

Yeah I honestly don't get the joke either, but maybe something to do with how the highway goes east with a right exit north... It should be south

The cannibal guy from the TV show?

>non brazilian

>Lmao I was merely pretending to be retarded, honest

You're a fucking nonce mate, neck yourself.

Carl hole

>trump campaign.png

It's Carl Hold.

Donuts are a black invention

sorry if I triggered you kid. Check your autism at the door. No worries

they get fucked in the ass

>N.n.n.n.no, it's YOU that has Autism

we never got to know what was tattooed on her chest

deepest lore

I'm kind of disturbed by over 9000 romantic subplots they've had for a 10 year old and an 8 year old by this point.

you heard the director's commentary

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Yeah dick face that's how you keep your taxes low, you complain about them. Didn't bother to really think about that post before you submitted it did you? You just got giddy and a little wet about the idea of being clever and ran with it.

Its cute, we should fuck.

Im down

lold at the filename

KNARK KNARK
POTATO KNISHES

What the fuck are you on about?

no?

Why do normal threads keep getting deleted

Start of season 21 had an episode with about 3 pedofilic references to lisa from men that she just blushed or giggled at. Blew me away for a bit after watching it thinking this used to be a family show.

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Still to this day don't understand this one

You know full well what that means.

I don't get it. Why is he standing?

It was a different time